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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-20-2009, 12:37 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,713
Posted By SATCHMO
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’

I bought her a scale.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-17-2009, 03:28 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,713
Posted By SATCHMO
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is...

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-30-2009, 01:08 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,713
Posted By SATCHMO
Once in a land far, far away there lived a group...

Once in a land far, far away there lived a group of people called Trids. The Trids were happy except for the huge ogre that lived on the mountain. The ogre would periodically terrorize the Trids.
...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-26-2009, 11:24 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,713
Posted By SATCHMO
How many indie kids does it take to screw in a...

How many indie kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hey, I got that joke on vinyl!
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-03-2009, 06:21 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,713
Posted By SATCHMO
A man who just died is delivered to a local...

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-30-2009, 04:31 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,713
Posted By SATCHMO
How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a...

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2. one to "drop it" and one to "pickitup pickitup"
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-26-2009, 10:55 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 61,713
Posted By SATCHMO
If I washed my c0ck would you suck it? ...

If I washed my c0ck would you suck it?
NO?!?!?........YOU DIRTY C0CK SUCKER!!!!!!!!
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