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Forum: The Lounge 03-05-2014, 12:15 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
I had a nice, normal sexual experience, replete...

I had a nice, normal sexual experience, replete with awkwardness.

"Do you want me to...ah. Yes. I could try left-handed maybe? That might lessen the pressure."

and

"Jesus, are you sure...
Forum: The Lounge 10-13-2012, 11:43 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
Nah, she's gay. I'm just not looking to date her.

Nah, she's gay. I'm just not looking to date her.
Forum: The Lounge 10-13-2012, 11:27 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
I did a bad thing and hooked up with a lady who...

I did a bad thing and hooked up with a lady who already has a lady friend. I ultimately decided that since she was initiating it, the moral implications were on her.

Thoroughly enjoyed myself,...
Forum: The Lounge 03-06-2012, 02:01 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
I don't go near period sex. Hence, being a...

I don't go near period sex. Hence, being a lesbian sucks; if both ladies aren't synced up and having their monthlies at the same time, it's 10-12 days of no sex every month in total.

I had a...
Forum: The Lounge 12-07-2011, 12:17 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
I really don't know. Every girl I've dated has...

I really don't know. Every girl I've dated has had at least one, some more disturbing than others (feet and candle wax girl) and I don't deny that I have fetishes.
Forum: The Lounge 03-21-2011, 05:37 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
I would absolutely bang Karen O. Especially after...

I would absolutely bang Karen O. Especially after watching her perform "Black Tongue". She appears completely insane and almost grimey, but I would do it in a heartbeat. Video because of how much her...
Forum: The Lounge 03-13-2011, 10:37 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
I got laid a few nights ago because I was at a...

I got laid a few nights ago because I was at a party just to get away from my family for a bit, some people asked me to bring my guitar in, and I played, "Free Fallin" by Tom Petty. Three chords...it...
Forum: The Lounge 03-08-2011, 05:07 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
The g-spot is not a myth. Yes, I know where it is...

The g-spot is not a myth. Yes, I know where it is located. Yes, the lady can tell when it's being stimulated.

And as for the sexual positions...mine tend to involve toys so, that may be a bit...
Forum: The Lounge 02-06-2011, 10:55 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
I got invited to one - a "Passion Party" - but I...

I got invited to one - a "Passion Party" - but I was broke at the time, so I couldn't have purchased anything had I gone. My friend went and spent a **** ton of cash on toys.
Forum: The Lounge 12-08-2010, 02:48 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
I've had sex on molly, and that was phenomenal. ...

I've had sex on molly, and that was phenomenal.

Definitely had sex after smoking, and it's pretty nice.

I've found that sex on acid is impossible for me. I want to be close to people, but I'm...
Forum: The Lounge 12-06-2010, 03:20 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
Speaking of sex, it looks like this thread's been...

Speaking of sex, it looks like this thread's been thoroughly raped...
Forum: The Lounge 11-10-2010, 10:11 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
I don't get ridiculously drunk often, but I do...

I don't get ridiculously drunk often, but I do like to drink often. I only get ridiculously drunk when I'm a bit depressed. (Probably not good for me, but whatever, it happens)

Anyway, I was at a...
Forum: The Lounge 10-02-2010, 01:31 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
This one looks like it could end in tragedy. ...

This one looks like it could end in tragedy.

Little Dipper Sex Position (http://www.sexinfo101.com/littledipper.shtml)
Forum: The Lounge 09-19-2010, 05:51 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
Mostly via theatre, through musician friends, or...

Mostly via theatre, through musician friends, or at concerts. I really need to learn how to weed out the weirdos.
Forum: The Lounge 09-19-2010, 05:43 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
*awkward* So...uh. This one time, I...

*awkward*

So...uh.

This one time, I dated a fellow with a candle wax fetish. It sounds a lot cooler than it really is - ultimately, it was just messy.
Forum: The Lounge 09-19-2010, 06:05 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
I just found it ridiculous. I feel like there's...

I just found it ridiculous. I feel like there's no way for someone to look sexy while toeing. It's like...I don't know. It may have been the intense look of concentration on his face while he was...
Forum: The Lounge 09-19-2010, 02:10 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 910,174
Posted By ThePhanastasio
Bad experience: Ex with foot fetish who insisted...

Bad experience: Ex with foot fetish who insisted on "toeing" me, in spite of my frequent expression of disgust / lack of interest in it. It was pretty gross. I also found it strangely hilarious, but...
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