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Forum: The Lounge 07-15-2011, 03:14 PM
Replies: 11,347
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Posted By Dirty
:rofl: Practice makes perfect. When...

:rofl:



Practice makes perfect. When your dude is about to blast off, tell him to start thinking of disgusting boner killers. I usually think of someone throwing up on my grandma. Nobody can...
Forum: The Lounge 07-15-2011, 10:03 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
I've earned mine and I'm not giving them back....

I've earned mine and I'm not giving them back. **** UrbanDictionary, my definition isn't changing until Webster's dictionary makes me.




Touche... Chuck E Cheese? Pizza and a finger****?
Forum: The Lounge 07-14-2011, 08:04 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
Dude I didn't say scat. I didn't say 1 Dirty 1...

Dude I didn't say scat. I didn't say 1 Dirty 1 cup. No, for the record I do not think licking my fingers after wiping my ass would be better than licking my arm after being cut. Lol that situation is...
Forum: The Lounge 07-14-2011, 11:26 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
Dude getting your red wings doesn't mean licking...

Dude getting your red wings doesn't mean licking up the blood and giving a rimjob doesn't mean you're eating brown trout
Forum: The Lounge 07-14-2011, 11:15 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
My boundary is sandwiched between rimjobs and...

My boundary is sandwiched between rimjobs and slurping down menstrual blood.



I don't wanna be tasting blood when I'm eating pussy. Blood doesn't turn me on, it isn't hott whatsoever
Forum: The Lounge 07-14-2011, 08:58 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
You are a disgusting individual.

You are a disgusting individual.
Forum: The Lounge 07-12-2011, 09:47 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
Truth right here. My gay suitemate from last year...

Truth right here. My gay suitemate from last year didn't really help me with the ladies because after awhile I couldn't put up with him long enough to even pregame with him and his girl friends. I'd...
Forum: The Lounge 07-10-2011, 11:17 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
Strange night last night. Alright, so as...

Strange night last night.

Alright, so as usual I pregamed by myself and went down to the bar to get hammered and hopefully find some girls, even though my bar is borderline sausagefest since the...
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2011, 02:17 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
I know. At least a dozen posts have said that in...

I know. At least a dozen posts have said that in this thread. But I'd still be willing to bet my entire life savings that if you polled every single straight woman on Earth which they prefered, 3...
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2011, 11:42 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
*jumps in before Paloma plays sex-ed teacher* ...

*jumps in before Paloma plays sex-ed teacher*

Dude seriously do you even know what a clit is? Your post makes no sense.

Also, I'm big and curved so I rule.
Forum: The Lounge 05-18-2011, 01:00 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
he said he's big for an asian, that means he's...

he said he's big for an asian, that means he's like 4 inches instad of 2.5
Forum: The Lounge 03-29-2011, 02:17 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
Whatever squirting is, it's gross.

Whatever squirting is, it's gross.
Forum: The Lounge 03-27-2011, 10:41 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
Wrapping the legs and stuff is good too, I had a...

Wrapping the legs and stuff is good too, I had a girl rake my back so hard that i had marks for days and it was a turn off to be scratched that hard. Pretty much the positions I prefer. Not...
Forum: The Lounge 03-27-2011, 10:03 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
Talk dirty to me and just take a pounding. Kiss...

Talk dirty to me and just take a pounding. Kiss me, touch me, whatever. That's all I really want. I don't like a girl on top because I am overcome with thoughts of my penis snapping or something bad...
Forum: The Lounge 03-27-2011, 07:46 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
Moaning dog.

Moaning dog.
Forum: The Lounge 03-27-2011, 07:31 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
I don't really like a super loud girl. Not quiet...

I don't really like a super loud girl. Not quiet either. Somewhere between, too loud is a turn off for me. One thing that used to piss me off is this one girl would always bite me when she was...
Forum: The Lounge 03-25-2011, 11:33 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
Heh I doubt I would have went through with going...

Heh I doubt I would have went through with going back with her anyways. I was a bit intimidated, I've never had a woman that much older hit on me. And she was the aggressive type, she jumped right...
Forum: The Lounge 03-25-2011, 11:18 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
Reminds me of my own near experience with a MILF....

Reminds me of my own near experience with a MILF.

I went to my hometown this summer when I had a few days off from work. I met up with this kid who is basically my step brother (his mom dated my...
Forum: The Lounge 03-23-2011, 04:33 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
I can't be certain but there's a good chance I...

I can't be certain but there's a good chance I lost my virginity while T-Pain's Buy U A Drank was playing in the background. I was in a field behind some tents and I was hammered.
Forum: The Lounge 03-18-2011, 04:28 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
I was just referring to the japanese and how...

I was just referring to the japanese and how weird they are with their fetishes and stuff... and just weird in general.


I've said before, I've tried putting my d in a girls b before. Lube got...
Forum: The Lounge 03-17-2011, 05:27 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
The Japanese ...

The Japanese

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/images/smilies/facepalm.gif
Forum: The Lounge 03-16-2011, 11:29 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
I don't really see how a rape fantasy differs all...

I don't really see how a rape fantasy differs all that much from really rough sex where the girl basically just lets the guy destroy her. Can someone who has done the rape fantasy thing explain to me...
Forum: The Lounge 03-16-2011, 02:21 AM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
:rofl: Lol, this one girl i regularly banged...

:rofl:

Lol, this one girl i regularly banged had a ridiculous love of being choked, just my hand rubbing up against her neck on the bus or something would get her going and we'd just go at it once...
Forum: The Lounge 03-15-2011, 10:10 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
Heh, very well could be the case. Perhaps i...

Heh, very well could be the case. Perhaps i misread the situation I was in.

:yikes:
Forum: The Lounge 03-15-2011, 10:08 PM
Replies: 11,347
Views: 909,246
Posted By Dirty
Some girl started choking me once during sex. I...

Some girl started choking me once during sex. I didn't like it. I was choking her though so maybe she thought I'd enjoy it. Not so much.
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