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Forum: The Lounge 12-02-2018, 06:33 PM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
Is your hair thinning yet?

Is your hair thinning yet?
Forum: The Lounge 08-09-2018, 10:35 AM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
It's weird to think that Frown is 5 years uglier...

It's weird to think that Frown is 5 years uglier than me.
Forum: The Lounge 08-09-2018, 10:32 AM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
It's weird to think I'm only a couple years from...

It's weird to think I'm only a couple years from beating that **** Jesus.
Forum: The Lounge 08-09-2018, 09:52 AM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
And I just turned 32 a couple weeks ago if you...

And I just turned 32 a couple weeks ago if you can believe that ****. We're a different breed on MB these days. A dumber breed. With the best puns.
Forum: The Lounge 11-13-2017, 03:25 AM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
Assuming you're still the original [Merit].

Assuming you're still the original [Merit].
Forum: The Lounge 04-07-2017, 02:45 PM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
Cigarettes are a double-edged sword.

Cigarettes are a double-edged sword.
Forum: The Lounge 04-07-2017, 02:33 PM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
So I'm 03-years-old instead of 30?

So I'm 03-years-old instead of 30?
Forum: The Lounge 03-30-2017, 02:52 PM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
In four months I'll be 31. Put a reminder for...

In four months I'll be 31. Put a reminder for July 25. I don't wanna have to remind you.
Forum: The Lounge 03-30-2017, 10:25 AM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
After they turn 18 I stop counting.

After they turn 18 I stop counting.
Forum: The Lounge 01-22-2017, 07:54 PM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
Don't die.

Don't die.
Forum: The Lounge 01-22-2017, 07:35 PM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
30 yet?

30 yet?
Forum: The Lounge 01-22-2017, 11:07 AM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
They have pretty good stats on RYM and I'm a...

They have pretty good stats on RYM and I'm a thrash and power metal fan like a mofo so I think I might give them a listen.
Forum: The Lounge 01-22-2017, 07:51 AM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
What is that shirt in your avatar?

What is that shirt in your avatar?
Forum: The Lounge 01-21-2017, 05:57 PM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
Have you become a coal miner's daughter?

Have you become a coal miner's daughter?
Forum: The Lounge 11-12-2016, 09:53 PM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
Is that a name or a sneeze?

Is that a name or a sneeze?
Forum: The Lounge 11-12-2016, 08:37 PM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
It still says 29. I haven't been avoiding cars...

It still says 29. I haven't been avoiding cars this whole time to still be a twenty-something.
Forum: The Lounge 11-12-2016, 08:31 PM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
Oh yeah, I'm 30 now. So update that ****, son.

Oh yeah, I'm 30 now. So update that ****, son.
Forum: The Lounge 11-10-2016, 01:15 PM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
Kids today. qr89yq2wC9o

Kids today.

qr89yq2wC9o
Forum: The Lounge 11-10-2016, 02:10 AM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
Cause just like in real life you are invisible. ...

Cause just like in real life you are invisible.



As far as I'm concerned this was my joke and you stole it.
Forum: The Lounge 10-15-2016, 08:24 AM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
I had to read this sentence several times to be...

I had to read this sentence several times to be able to decipher it, but ultimately I approve. And it was only the one day where I rhymed.
Forum: The Lounge 10-12-2016, 11:11 AM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
I'm in the sun on the run weighing a ton with the...

I'm in the sun on the run weighing a ton with the pun. Rhyming is the new pun.
Forum: The Lounge 10-12-2016, 11:03 AM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
I now feel better about myself. ...

I now feel better about myself.

http://67.media.tumblr.com/84024eb563e69b5bcc499b033f1da44e/tumblr_inline_n5js2cuP7n1s4f469.jpg



Can't believe I'm only at Stage 4. Pass me the turpentine,...
Forum: The Lounge 10-12-2016, 10:52 AM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
Human? Badger? Kardashian? Starting to get...

Human? Badger? Kardashian?

Starting to get too drunk to even care that I just made a lame Kardashian joke.
Forum: The Lounge 07-18-2016, 05:02 PM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
http://img.picturequotes.com/2/595/594912/a-wizard...

http://img.picturequotes.com/2/595/594912/a-wizard-is-never-late-gandalf-quote-1-picture-quote-1.gif
Forum: The Lounge 06-14-2016, 03:00 AM
Replies: 601
Views: 71,357
Posted By The Batlord
Spaghetti and sausage, bro. Sausage is much...

Spaghetti and sausage, bro. Sausage is much easier and quicker to prepare.

*insert premature ejaculation joke*
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