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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-21-2017, 02:27 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
Or just Dry Spunk.

Or just Dry Spunk.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-19-2017, 08:05 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
something

something
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 09-02-2015, 10:19 AM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
It's still locked, you dumb bitch. The...

It's still locked, you dumb bitch.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 09-02-2015, 10:12 AM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
The Batlord hurls the desk with the superhuman...

The Batlord hurls the desk with the superhuman strength of a The Batlord. It is ineffective.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 09-01-2015, 11:01 AM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
I told you it wasn't plugged in. It's not a very...

I told you it wasn't plugged in. It's not a very hard puzzle. You're just stupid.

And it's a text adventure game. I'm not supposed to encourage you. I'm supposed to be unhelpful and frustrating.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 09-01-2015, 01:55 AM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
No luck. It. Is. A. Wall. Not a portal to hell....

No luck. It. Is. A. Wall. Not a portal to hell. Jesus Christ with these ****ing people.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-31-2015, 02:23 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
The Batlord refuses. He's not your whore! ...

The Batlord refuses. He's not your whore!

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-31-2015, 02:15 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
Attempt failed. It's a ****ing wall, dumbass. ...

Attempt failed. It's a ****ing wall, dumbass.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-31-2015, 02:07 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
ZpUYjpKg9KY The Batlord is in the bright...

ZpUYjpKg9KY

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-31-2015, 01:41 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
It's not plugged in. The Batlord is in the...

It's not plugged in.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-31-2015, 01:32 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
The Batlord attempts to make a key. The...

The Batlord attempts to make a key.

The house plant is ineffective in this regard.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-31-2015, 01:14 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
The Batlord searches for a key. Aside from the...

The Batlord searches for a key. Aside from the bed and stinky bathroom, all he finds is a table. On the table is a copy of The Empire Strikes Back, a houseplant, an unopened box of LEGOs, and a...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-31-2015, 04:33 AM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
The Batlord is too fa-... muscled to reach that...

The Batlord is too fa-... muscled to reach that far. Attempt failed.

He is in the bright room, still covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-30-2015, 08:57 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
Well...

Well...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-30-2015, 08:14 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
Attempt failed. Ow. The Batlord is in the...

Attempt failed. Ow.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-30-2015, 08:10 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
There is only one door out of the room. It is...

There is only one door out of the room. It is locked. He will need a key.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-30-2015, 07:58 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
Weren't your first two orders, and I quote,...

Weren't your first two orders, and I quote, "fap"? And Cthulhu was summoned, but the room was too dark for him to see.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-30-2015, 07:57 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
The Batlord turns on the overhead light. He...

The Batlord turns on the overhead light.

He is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-30-2015, 07:46 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
The Batlord does not have a kerosene lamp in his...

The Batlord does not have a kerosene lamp in his inventory.

The Batlord is in the dark room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-30-2015, 07:28 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
I wasn't the one who told myself to turn the...

I wasn't the one who told myself to turn the lights back off.



I don't know. It's a dark room. Who knows what's in it?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-30-2015, 07:02 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
You are mistaken. It is too dark to see anything,...

You are mistaken. It is too dark to see anything, so nothing is visible.

The Batlord is in the dark room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-30-2015, 06:58 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
The Batlord runs into a wall and knocks himself...

The Batlord runs into a wall and knocks himself unconscious.

He wakes up with a headache in the dark room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-30-2015, 06:55 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
It's a text adventure game. It's supposed to be...

It's a text adventure game. It's supposed to be tedious to accomplish anything. It's not my fault everyone on this board is lazy and immature.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-30-2015, 06:54 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
The Batlord reaches to his left. He touches a...

The Batlord reaches to his left. He touches a table.

The Batlord is covered in **** and semen in the dark room.

What does he do now?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-30-2015, 06:43 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 10,198
Posted By The Batlord
His left or my left? We're facing different...

His left or my left? We're facing different directions.
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