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Forum: The Lounge 08-04-2012, 03:45 PM
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Posted By Salami
What a miserable situation. Sorry to hear about...

What a miserable situation. Sorry to hear about that, it certainly shows that when people try and dodge insurance, they're going to end up paying so much more for it and karma punches them in the...
Forum: The Lounge 07-01-2012, 02:02 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
Just not going well at all at the moment - first...

Just not going well at all at the moment - first my dad gets a deep vein thrombosis, then two weeks ago my 16 year old cousin committed suicide, my grandma died aged nearly 100 years this last...
Forum: The Lounge 06-14-2012, 10:25 AM
Replies: 24,922
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Posted By Salami
It's how we normally dress for rugby. In rugby...

It's how we normally dress for rugby.
In rugby you have to be prepared for when a lad decides to get his willy out in the changing rooms. It happens all the time I'm afraid.
Never any worse than...
Forum: The Lounge 06-13-2012, 11:07 AM
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Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
That does it Batlord, I'm reporting you to the...

That does it Batlord, I'm reporting you to the mods you disrespectful semi-literate clown. As every person knows, the nonsense you refer to as "American football" is a disgrace of a sport. One day...
Forum: The Lounge 06-13-2012, 09:52 AM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
Oh you... it's not that simple.... Oh wait,...

Oh you... it's not that simple....

Oh wait, yes it is. Thanks! Problem solved !
Have a football.:soccer:
Mind you, you'll probably find some way of making this into an innuendo of some sort.
Forum: The Lounge 06-13-2012, 09:41 AM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
^^ You got this thread's 10,000th post... ...

^^ You got this thread's 10,000th post...

Anyway, I'm a bit annoyed that tonight there's a special event going on into the night for my college has organised that everyone except me has wriggled...
Forum: The Lounge 06-08-2012, 08:52 AM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
:laughing:

:laughing:
Forum: The Lounge 06-08-2012, 08:42 AM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
Is the trick to get drunk and take things from...

Is the trick to get drunk and take things from there?

"Hey, I've only just realised how attractive you are..."
"Wow hey yeah, I've alwaysh thought the shame about you..."
"Want shome more...
Forum: The Lounge 06-08-2012, 08:15 AM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
Well, I've just turned 17, I've plenty of good...

Well, I've just turned 17, I've plenty of good reliable mates, but any question like that will be answered by a laugh followed by the words "easy chance to get laid!"
And of course my best friend...
Forum: The Lounge 06-08-2012, 07:55 AM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
Yes, I suppose the point is that you can't see or...

Yes, I suppose the point is that you can't see or hear yourself, and you can't watch as a spectator. However, as I'm sure you know, my friends who are mostly lads my age aren't exactly the most...
Forum: The Lounge 06-08-2012, 07:34 AM
Replies: 24,922
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Posted By Salami
We have a very very strange friendship though....

We have a very very strange friendship though. It's basically coming to the point where each of us are being more and more generous and giving each other more and more elaborate treats (I mean like...
Forum: The Lounge 06-08-2012, 05:30 AM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
Why does my best friend have to be so ****ing...

Why does my best friend have to be so ****ing sexy?
Forum: The Lounge 03-11-2012, 03:07 AM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
I've had a go at dealing with the name change...

I've had a go at dealing with the name change issue (http://www.musicbanter.com/announcements-suggestions-feedback/61302-name-change-archive.html), but I suppose people could post their old and new...
Forum: The Lounge 03-01-2012, 12:35 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
That was a small local business, but then again...

That was a small local business, but then again this is the Peak District in England we're talking about, which is populated by people who couldn't be any more stingy. That ridiculously gigantic fee...
Forum: The Lounge 02-29-2012, 12:00 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
Ah, well, I'm pretty desperate to start driving...

Ah, well, I'm pretty desperate to start driving soon, but I suppose it shows how soon people get affected by insurance. When I'm trying to buy a house somewhere, I imagine I'll be looking back on...
Forum: The Lounge 02-29-2012, 10:42 AM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
No, that's their standard insurance rate for...

No, that's their standard insurance rate for people under twenty. Because they don't want to insure anyone under twenty at all.Sadly, public transport down here is even more crap than Scotland....
Forum: The Lounge 02-28-2012, 02:05 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
There's always going to be some good coming out...

There's always going to be some good coming out of it, I hope it works out in the end!

I could murder a man for a car right now, the situation is becoming desperate. The trouble is money, I've...
Forum: The Lounge 02-28-2012, 01:49 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
That is awful, it's completely unnecessary for...

That is awful, it's completely unnecessary for ruining someone's education purely because someone might have taken offense at something you said on what was clearly not meant to be serious.
Forum: The Lounge 02-15-2012, 04:38 AM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
What kind of unreasonable, bored, arrogant,...

What kind of unreasonable, bored, arrogant, douche would.... Oh forget it, there's nothing I can say about this, Alex.
Forum: The Lounge 01-31-2012, 05:05 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
Alright, I'm guessing Urban's behind this: shut...

Alright, I'm guessing Urban's behind this:
shut the f*ck up salami (http://www.musicbanter.com/tags/shut%20the%20f%2Ack%20up%20salami.html)

Hilarious.
Forum: The Lounge 12-30-2011, 02:35 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
Thought that was my job! :laughing: I don't...

Thought that was my job! :laughing:

I don't want to read any of it, but if there any Smiths puns of particular merit, I'll check.

And honestly, a spell-check is the click of a button, why the...
Forum: The Lounge 12-30-2011, 01:19 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
Haha, just searched for it. I had no idea of it's...

Haha, just searched for it. I had no idea of it's existence. I haven't read the thread either, and I don't think I'll have time to.

Really, the only old thread I read through was "Right-track's on...
Forum: The Lounge 12-30-2011, 12:27 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
Here we are "savannah bucket vag", only one...

Here we are "savannah bucket vag", only one thread tagged with it:
savannah's bucket vag - Music Banter - Threads Tagged with savannah's bucket vag...
Forum: The Lounge 12-30-2011, 12:08 PM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
Love that song! I'll take it as a random...

Love that song!
I'll take it as a random recommendation. Thanks!
Forum: The Lounge 12-30-2011, 05:01 AM
Replies: 24,922
Views: 2,021,802
Posted By Salami
Wasn't that for the "Spill your guts"? Anyway,...

Wasn't that for the "Spill your guts"? Anyway, it's the holidays. You won't see me at all during January.
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