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Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 06:26 PM
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Posted By ladyislingering
Some of us have permanent spinal damage from...

Some of us have permanent spinal damage from taking the back seat

If you know what I mean
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 06:24 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
Back on topic, here's a photo my wife took of her...

Back on topic, here's a photo my wife took of her princess in her natural habitat :)

It's turned the wrong way but I'm dealing with mobile.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 06:06 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
Teddy's taken a back burner since I actually...

Teddy's taken a back burner since I actually started getting laid again.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 05:41 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
Everyone's first mistake is finding any value in...

Everyone's first mistake is finding any value in the ramblings of a man.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 05:34 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
That was actually so obvious that I'm ashamed of...

That was actually so obvious that I'm ashamed of myself.

I'm also really high and nothing makes sense.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 05:20 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
I guess it did. :( I didn't spot anything out of...

I guess it did. :( I didn't spot anything out of the ordinary.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 04:46 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
Yeah, that's the downside. You get better at...

Yeah, that's the downside. You get better at spotting your kind though. There's always some to be found.

Oh, that's right.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 04:16 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
I'd rather get good and high, warm enough to...

I'd rather get good and high, warm enough to dress down for a good ****ing, and take a long nap with zero pain for several hours than get sloppy drunk, throw up everywhere, and feel bloated. I've...
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 03:49 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
Have the corpses in your crawlspace finally...

Have the corpses in your crawlspace finally decomposed to a non-****able extent?
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 03:48 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
Booze is way cheaper but never made me happy....

Booze is way cheaper but never made me happy. Never helped me sleep or made me feel like I could conquer anything. Being dopesick is way worse than a hangover but I'll still never touch liquor again....
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 03:38 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
I've come to the conclusion that straight men...

I've come to the conclusion that straight men don't know how to talk to women effectively.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 03:34 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
I've been sober for almost 6 months actually. ...

I've been sober for almost 6 months actually.

My vices are of a dark and immoral nature.

Nodding out a little though.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 03:27 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
If I hadn't found the finest girl in the galaxy...

If I hadn't found the finest girl in the galaxy and agreed to marry her I totally would have banged you with enough incentive. You're funny as hell bro.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 03:26 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
:laughing: I fully accept my aesthetic. My...

:laughing: I fully accept my aesthetic.

My wife is also a retro girl. I've never loved anyone with prettier hair, a more desirable figure, or a more adorable smile.

Some of you friended me on...
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 03:20 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
I don't lay with dogs, kid. No confusion there.

I don't lay with dogs, kid. No confusion there.
Forum: Introductions 05-23-2016, 02:05 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
I only have one vice. Keeps me calm, warm, and...

I only have one vice. Keeps me calm, warm, and sleepy.
Forum: Introductions 05-23-2016, 12:40 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
Been chasing dragons.

Been chasing dragons.
Forum: Introductions 05-23-2016, 10:13 AM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
:laughing: It just so happens that my...

:laughing:

It just so happens that my sweetheart has the perfect figure and often sleeps on my chest/in my arms. Spoiled brat.
Forum: Introductions 05-23-2016, 08:12 AM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
My girl is lovely.

My girl is lovely.
Forum: Introductions 12-26-2015, 11:51 AM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
Family photo, Christmas 2015. ...

Family photo, Christmas 2015.

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/10400883_1083996951634729_3316369847981259505_n.jpg?oh=4086f98c7994ac31611f2e2b4caff201&oe=57130085
...
Forum: Introductions 11-15-2015, 06:33 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
I loves ya bro

I loves ya bro
Forum: Introductions 11-15-2015, 06:30 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
told ya, nazi bastard

told ya, nazi bastard
Forum: Introductions 11-15-2015, 06:13 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
and then strangle ya with it

and then strangle ya with it
Forum: Introductions 11-15-2015, 06:05 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
i'm a chick though i can bury your ass...

i'm a chick though

i can bury your ass however
Forum: Introductions 11-15-2015, 05:04 PM
Replies: 39,790
Views: 7,373,094
Posted By ladyislingering
Hell yeah!! but as a Scandinavian I'm gonna...

Hell yeah!!

but as a Scandinavian I'm gonna need to fix this **** before I get the gas.
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