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Forum: The Lounge 02-28-2008, 06:16 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
I found out yesterday that the guitarist in my...

I found out yesterday that the guitarist in my band's cousin, Glen Hansard, had just won the oscar for best original song.

I found out today that Paul (the guitarist in my band) was completely...
Forum: The Lounge 10-04-2007, 02:18 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
I never found that large class sizes at school...

I never found that large class sizes at school were a hinderance (apart from sometimes having to sit so far back that you couldn't see the board past all the people sat in front), it would be better...
Forum: The Lounge 08-16-2007, 11:20 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
How did this come about? Aren't you 14 or...

How did this come about? Aren't you 14 or something? I hope you're not lifting weights, that'll stunt your growth!
Forum: The Lounge 06-22-2007, 08:27 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
Where are you going in the UK? And where in...

Where are you going in the UK? And where in France?
Forum: The Lounge 06-05-2007, 10:17 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
Leave the kids with relatives, and instead take a...

Leave the kids with relatives, and instead take a pair of midgets with you and pretend they are your children. Everybody loves midgets. You can't fail to have a good holiday that way.
Forum: The Lounge 06-05-2007, 10:15 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
When I was 19 me and my then-girlfriend suffered...

When I was 19 me and my then-girlfriend suffered condom! explosion!, the aftermath of which was inevitably the morning-after pill (well, for those who aren't daft enough to not know what one is).
...
Forum: The Lounge 06-04-2007, 08:14 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
Did it send her a bit schizo for a few days?

Did it send her a bit schizo for a few days?
Forum: The Lounge 06-04-2007, 06:53 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
How do you almost get a woman pregnant? By plan...

How do you almost get a woman pregnant? By plan B do you mean the morning after pill? If so, I fully empathise.
Forum: The Lounge 05-07-2007, 07:08 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
As bad as climbing accidents can be, that...

As bad as climbing accidents can be, that explaination is a corker!
Forum: The Lounge 05-06-2007, 11:30 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
Is there a dubbed version? This one was...

Is there a dubbed version? This one was subtitled.
Forum: The Lounge 05-06-2007, 11:18 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
Woke up just before noon, cooked and ate an...

Woke up just before noon, cooked and ate an omlette and then watched "Talk To Her" on DVD (I'm working my way a collection of Almodovar movies that I bought from a sale). Had lunch and went to the...
Forum: The Lounge 05-04-2007, 07:36 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
Chin up, Catie. He might be the -1.

Chin up, Catie. He might be the -1.
Forum: The Lounge 05-02-2007, 08:59 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
Why did you do that?

Why did you do that?
Forum: The Lounge 04-23-2007, 06:33 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
Was this a sunday afternoon event then? And were...

Was this a sunday afternoon event then? And were you sober?
Forum: The Lounge 04-21-2007, 04:48 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
I found that movie a bit strange in that it's an...

I found that movie a bit strange in that it's an insightful and powerful political movie during the first half and suddenly it turns into Rambo and then it's just people running around shooting and...
Forum: The Lounge 04-19-2007, 05:29 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
You could start using the word "Stud-ette"...

You could start using the word "Stud-ette" (meaning, female stud) and see if it catches on.
Forum: The Lounge 04-10-2007, 04:09 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
I found out yesterday that a girl I know is...

I found out yesterday that a girl I know is coming back from India...



...after five years...

...in jail there...

...for smuggling cannabis...
Forum: The Lounge 04-05-2007, 08:48 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
Is this a competition? Midgets are like 3 foot...

Is this a competition? Midgets are like 3 foot tall and weigh maybe 60 pounds. I saw one in India who was dressed as Santa and was running around waving a bell at people inside a palace.

Your...
Forum: The Lounge 03-29-2007, 12:18 PM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
Is the retarded suburban chick hot? Capitalise...

Is the retarded suburban chick hot? Capitalise on this opportunity for a threesome! True champions don't let such chances pass them by!
Forum: The Lounge 03-08-2007, 05:24 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
Yesterday I was walking to a pub with two chinese...

Yesterday I was walking to a pub with two chinese guys when one of them turned to me and said "You walk at 122 steps per minute. Is this your normal walking speed?"
Forum: The Lounge 02-16-2007, 06:02 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
Remember, they don't speak proper Spanish there.

Remember, they don't speak proper Spanish there.
Forum: The Lounge 02-13-2007, 09:36 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
I'd like to see fast-forwarded footage of...

I'd like to see fast-forwarded footage of somebody eating 27 slices of pizza. Like poetry, it would be.
Forum: The Lounge 02-13-2007, 05:12 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
You don't sound like you'd be a fan of the pizza...

You don't sound like you'd be a fan of the pizza hut all you can eat friday afternoon extravaganza which we used to enjoy at Durham uni. Pack in 15-20 slices of pizza and you don't really need to...
Forum: The Lounge 02-13-2007, 05:07 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
Blain, I think we can all add "i will fukn...

Blain, I think we can all add

"i will fukn cut off your eyelids"

to our list of favourite threats/promises.

And Raine, your friend ate six and a half slices of pizza?!
Forum: The Lounge 01-22-2007, 03:53 AM
Replies: 79,013
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,803,827
Posted By DontRunMeOver
Yesterday I went to the studio to do the vocal...

Yesterday I went to the studio to do the vocal takes for four of our band songs. Started singing at 1 and finished at about 3, which represented about 3 or 4 takes of each song (there seemed to be a...
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