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Forum: The Lounge 11-12-2020, 04:55 AM
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Posted By Cheese
The damned thermostat in my hot water cylinder...

The damned thermostat in my hot water cylinder just shat itself. Was like a geyser out the vent pipe......Arsebiscuits!
Forum: The Lounge 07-24-2015, 04:39 PM
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Posted By Cheese
Sometime over the duration of last night's sleep...

Sometime over the duration of last night's sleep I managed to bite a sizeable chunk off my tongue and woke to a mouthful of blood......Fecker hurts like hell
Forum: The Lounge 01-04-2014, 05:31 PM
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Posted By Cheese
I had one like that. Everytime she got a new bf I...

I had one like that. Everytime she got a new bf I ceased to exist. I too made excuses for what she did, but finally last year cut all ties with her

Yeah it was hard and hurt a bit, but it had to...
Forum: The Lounge 01-03-2014, 03:11 AM
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Posted By Cheese
Who here donated anything toward the aftermath of...

Who here donated anything toward the aftermath of Typhoon Haiyan? It received lots of media coverage here and I donated $200. A mere drop in the bucket admittedly, but i've never in my life felt such...
Forum: The Lounge 01-03-2014, 02:37 AM
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Posted By Cheese
Same thing happens in our own...

Same thing happens in our own country.............take the "Wellington earthquake". lol
Forum: The Lounge 01-02-2014, 03:49 PM
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Posted By Cheese
I use feet and inches and calculate trips in...

I use feet and inches and calculate trips in miles and miles per gallon when driving yet............and this is the truly f*cked up part, all those measurements had long been phased out and we'd gone...
Forum: The Lounge 01-01-2014, 09:26 PM
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Posted By Cheese
Sucker!!

Sucker!!
Forum: The Lounge 01-01-2014, 07:59 PM
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Posted By Cheese
Hahaha i was just thinking of that:clap:

Hahaha i was just thinking of that:clap:
Forum: The Lounge 01-01-2014, 07:56 PM
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Posted By Cheese
Only on public holidays

Only on public holidays
Forum: The Lounge 01-01-2014, 07:53 PM
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Posted By Cheese
A valid point. I suggest arming with nectarines....

A valid point. I suggest arming with nectarines. The government isn't onto that yet
Forum: The Lounge 01-01-2014, 07:49 PM
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Posted By Cheese
Can't answer that given it's an offence to carry...

Can't answer that given it's an offence to carry a firearm here so yeah an apple is probably a better cause for self defence
Forum: The Lounge 01-01-2014, 07:41 PM
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Posted By Cheese
Never under estimate the powers of an apple. If...

Never under estimate the powers of an apple. If thrown hard enough they will even ward off potential attackers
Forum: The Lounge 01-01-2014, 06:48 PM
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Posted By Cheese
With any luck it'll go away on it's own accord....

With any luck it'll go away on it's own accord. Guts aches are the worst beside toothache
Forum: The Lounge 01-01-2014, 06:37 PM
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Posted By Cheese
Bugger!! Since my old girl gave that little bit...

Bugger!! Since my old girl gave that little bit of sage advice I always have at least one in the house
Forum: The Lounge 01-01-2014, 06:29 PM
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Posted By Cheese
Grate an apple. Sounds weird I know, but my...

Grate an apple. Sounds weird I know, but my mother told me about it ages ago and it does actually work
Forum: The Lounge 12-31-2013, 03:58 PM
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Posted By Cheese
Am I mean because I never lend anything to anyone?

Am I mean because I never lend anything to anyone?
Forum: The Lounge 12-31-2013, 04:14 AM
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Posted By Cheese
Didn't you get the memo? it's the "everyone...

Didn't you get the memo? it's the "everyone thinks they're entitled to what isn't theirs" era
Forum: The Lounge 12-28-2013, 04:21 PM
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Posted By Cheese
True plus it'll get me out of the depression...

True plus it'll get me out of the depression that's Chch
Forum: The Lounge 12-28-2013, 04:12 PM
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Posted By Cheese
I'm kind of torn at the moment. I want to go...

I'm kind of torn at the moment. I want to go back, but have a mate who wants me to move up to Auckland to work for him
Forum: The Lounge 12-28-2013, 04:04 PM
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Posted By Cheese
Oddly enough the only country I'd want to live in...

Oddly enough the only country I'd want to live in (again) is Aussie.......It's everything New Zealand isn't
Forum: The Lounge 12-28-2013, 04:02 PM
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Posted By Cheese
The extortionate fees they charge here are bad...

The extortionate fees they charge here are bad enough. Thank f*ck I have reasonable good teeth
Forum: The Lounge 12-28-2013, 03:53 PM
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Posted By Cheese
I thoroughly enjoyed my stay in England, but I...

I thoroughly enjoyed my stay in England, but I don't think I'd want to live there
Forum: The Lounge 12-28-2013, 03:38 PM
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Posted By Cheese
Tourists will often say that about any country...

Tourists will often say that about any country (being better than their own)because they don't have to live there, but the truth of it is they'd be talking differently if they had to live here
Forum: The Lounge 12-28-2013, 03:27 PM
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Posted By Cheese
Well reading some of the comments posted it would...

Well reading some of the comments posted it would seem this country is a total rort in more ways than one.Everyone says "Oh New Zealand I'd love to live there". One word for them....."Don't" the...
Forum: The Lounge 12-28-2013, 03:55 AM
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Posted By Cheese
I take half an aspirin a day to thin out my blood...

I take half an aspirin a day to thin out my blood as it's pretty thick and tarry like, but aside from that little else
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