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Forum: The Lounge 08-08-2017, 10:10 PM
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Sticky: Your Day
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Posted By GuD
god ****ingdammit if a mod could get the...

god ****ingdammit

if a mod could get the above post in the what are we drinking thread that'd be swell.
Forum: The Lounge 07-13-2017, 10:26 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
I found work! And am sober. Ahhhhh ...

I found work!

And am sober.


Ahhhhh


Soon I will be able to buy a guitar, weed, and a skateboard. Kinda need a place to stay first though.
Forum: The Lounge 03-24-2017, 12:39 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
Clearly Linda deserves a promotion or pay raise....

Clearly Linda deserves a promotion or pay raise. How uncouth.
Forum: The Lounge 01-28-2017, 05:36 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
On my way to the library from the beach I...

On my way to the library from the beach I witnessed a spectacular thing. In front of a long line of anxious traffic a woman driving a red vehicle stopped at an intersection during a green light where...
Forum: The Lounge 01-25-2017, 04:33 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
Batlord eats cow pussy.

Batlord eats cow pussy.
Forum: The Lounge 01-25-2017, 04:16 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
Batlord and Betsy sitting in a field ...

Batlord and Betsy sitting in a field
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Forum: The Lounge 01-25-2017, 03:51 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
Cow tit juice and chicken tampons. All...

Cow tit juice and chicken tampons.

All partbof a healthy breakfast
Forum: The Lounge 01-25-2017, 03:46 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
Eggs = chicken tampon. Yuck.

Eggs = chicken tampon. Yuck.
Forum: The Lounge 01-15-2017, 02:58 AM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
Bob! Ya old tart. Haven't seen ya in minute....

Bob! Ya old tart.

Haven't seen ya in minute. Seems you're well! Bopbopbop
Forum: The Lounge 01-15-2017, 02:44 AM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
Second day at the loony bin. Yay rehab! We...

Second day at the loony bin. Yay rehab!

We watched a lot of movies and I wrote poetry and thought about Lithuanian pottery and architecture. My friend plays a game called minecraft. My mental...
Forum: The Lounge 01-10-2017, 09:22 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
I walked in front of an incoming train and...

I walked in front of an incoming train and managed to jump out of it's way the other night. I have a nack for dodging death. Since that night I've been feeling morbid and today I tried yoga for the...
Forum: The Lounge 01-06-2017, 09:16 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
I ate oatmeal, watched movies, played guitar,...

I ate oatmeal, watched movies, played guitar, flirted with women I wish I had money to take to lunch, and went to a youth respirce conference where I was given a writing assignment detailing my...
Forum: The Lounge 12-15-2016, 06:31 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
Woke up in an alcove to an older mother who...

Woke up in an alcove to an older mother who brought me a sammich, chips, and juice. It's been a stormy day. I watched half of The Lobster and thought it got too boring to finish. Recommended viewing...
Forum: The Lounge 12-10-2016, 08:38 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
Think you got that ass backwards son. The rich...

Think you got that ass backwards son. The rich can't do a damn thing themselves, generally speaking they're useless.
Forum: The Lounge 12-10-2016, 07:54 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
Rich people are bad at making art.

Rich people are bad at making art.
Forum: The Lounge 11-22-2016, 10:55 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
I got a new sweater and new jeans for free I look...

I got a new sweater and new jeans for free I look like a 90s emoboy bout to join the chillitary
Forum: The Lounge 11-16-2016, 10:41 AM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
One affordable luxury of my former life as a...

One affordable luxury of my former life as a housed citizen of the most bazaar city in the most entertaining country in the world is iced lattes courtesy of the US government. On my way to purchase...
Forum: The Lounge 10-19-2016, 11:16 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
Friends are playing magic cards! Boo to the cops...

Friends are playing magic cards! Boo to the cops who are tragic mops.
Forum: The Lounge 10-19-2016, 11:06 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
You people are stustu

You people are stustu
Forum: The Lounge 10-19-2016, 10:31 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
She was black so... Nope.

She was black so... Nope.
Forum: The Lounge 10-19-2016, 09:04 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
I saw a terrifying woman today. Red pants. Brown...

I saw a terrifying woman today. Red pants. Brown shirt. Black shades. She walked with the confidence of an intergalactic ruler. Too far for me, I just leaned back, wished I had a cap to tap, and...
Forum: The Lounge 10-18-2016, 09:26 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
Aw. You know u of all people wanna wrap them...

Aw. You know u of all people wanna wrap them bearded lips around it, tiny as at may be.
Forum: The Lounge 10-18-2016, 09:24 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
-only ever to cops. Indecent exposure is an...

-only ever to cops. Indecent exposure is an uninteresting crime.
Forum: The Lounge 10-18-2016, 09:21 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
Flashing my weenis is humiliating?

Flashing my weenis is humiliating?
Forum: The Lounge 10-18-2016, 08:53 PM
Replies: 79,016
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,809,356
Posted By GuD
And flashed a cop behind his back for harassing...

And flashed a cop behind his back for harassing my friends for playing magic cards. Seriously man, there are actual assailants at loose! You have better things to do than be a pigfart.
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