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Forum: The Lounge 05-14-2015, 09:26 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
I genuinely have never seen a pair of socks,...

I genuinely have never seen a pair of socks, barring patterns, where there is a difference between left and right. What the hell kind of socks are you people wearing?

Like... here's some socks....
Forum: The Lounge 05-14-2015, 05:56 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
I don't buy shapely socks. They basically have a...

I don't buy shapely socks. They basically have a front seam on top, and a slight heel. Both of my feet have heels. It works out well.
Forum: The Lounge 05-14-2015, 12:27 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
I've honestly never noticed a difference between...

I've honestly never noticed a difference between left and right socks.
Forum: The Lounge 04-22-2015, 08:22 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
I find it difficult to view anyone here as an...

I find it difficult to view anyone here as an actual human being unless we've plugged together. Chatting>Posting. People say too much stupid ****, try too hard to impress, generally just use too many...
Forum: The Lounge 03-07-2015, 08:55 AM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
NO. I've actually changed my mind and fully...

NO. I've actually changed my mind and fully support the public digital unraveling of a private real-life relationship.
Forum: The Lounge 01-19-2015, 03:37 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Oh dude totally forgot about that one. So...

Oh dude totally forgot about that one. So excellent.
Forum: The Lounge 01-12-2015, 05:13 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Play, young man, play! You'll meet someone...

Play, young man, play! You'll meet someone eventually who you'd forgive if she like **** your bed or broke your favorite record or something.
Forum: The Lounge 01-12-2015, 04:55 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Sounds like you suffer from grass is greener...

Sounds like you suffer from grass is greener syndrome.
Forum: The Lounge 01-12-2015, 04:36 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Re: commitment issues, its usually the result of...

Re: commitment issues, its usually the result of not actually being into the other person or not actually understanding what kind of relationship you want. Or, sometimes, not understanding that...
Forum: The Lounge 12-30-2014, 08:50 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Reminds me... I huffed a decent amount of...

Reminds me... I huffed a decent amount of hairspray and such in junior high. Why didn't our parents beat us more?
Forum: The Lounge 12-30-2014, 02:15 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Sounds like the chances of you being engaged in...

Sounds like the chances of you being engaged in such a conversation are pretty slim, if you and the people you regularly hang out with are all straight edged. Unless you decide to go to a gathering...
Forum: The Lounge 12-30-2014, 01:26 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Talk about experiences you've had with other...

Talk about experiences you've had with other people who do drugs. Like if people are talking about the crazy **** they've done on acid, talk about how a friend once had a three hour long conversation...
Forum: The Lounge 11-21-2014, 08:40 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
White guys, native americans, then black guys,...

White guys, native americans, then black guys, Hispanic guys, then middle eastern guys, then Asian guys and Indian guys. Think that covers the major ethnicities.

For women it goes white, middle...
Forum: The Lounge 11-20-2014, 08:38 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
He actually used to grow before I met him, guess...

He actually used to grow before I met him, guess something just flipped in him. Maybe he got nailed by the law. Idk. Won't tell me much and I'll just keep being a secretive stoner to keep him happy,...
Forum: The Lounge 11-20-2014, 06:53 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
What's not to understand? He's a paranoid dude...

What's not to understand? He's a paranoid dude for whom legal shooting and being legally armed is among his top hobbies, and has issues with my illegal hobby being around him.
Forum: The Lounge 11-20-2014, 06:47 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
The man doesn't like when I smoke pot... But...

The man doesn't like when I smoke pot... But sometimes I sneak into his bathroom for a toke when he conks out early and he has no idea.

He's very law abiding because he's terrified they gawna...
Forum: The Lounge 09-29-2014, 06:45 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Because two women = two pairs of boobs. Plain and...

Because two women = two pairs of boobs. Plain and simple.
Forum: The Lounge 08-28-2014, 07:04 AM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
WD you need an abusive bear of a man with a...

WD you need an abusive bear of a man with a thunderous c0ck if you wanna be put in your place. No woman is gonna not just wanna tuck you into bed and tell her friends you're a nice kid.
Forum: The Lounge 08-16-2014, 12:46 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Made a new facebook, vastly ashamed :( It's been...

Made a new facebook, vastly ashamed :( It's been about a year since I was on that site.

Hopefully won't get too sucked in this time. People I like, by all means message me your link, got some of...
Forum: The Lounge 08-04-2014, 09:30 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Haha that's awkward. Can't knock it entirely...

Haha that's awkward. Can't knock it entirely though, I have hot friends who get into that kind of thing and they seem pretty happy. Guess the dudes just treat them like total queens all the time, and...
Forum: The Lounge 08-04-2014, 02:18 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Dude, that's what money-based relationships are...

Dude, that's what money-based relationships are for. Ugly people need to have money to be loved, and that's just life.
Forum: The Lounge 08-04-2014, 11:13 AM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
My relationship is based entirely on a barter...

My relationship is based entirely on a barter system because 9/10 times we're both too eternally selfish to do favors without payment. He cooks, I give him a back rub. These things are discussed and...
Forum: The Lounge 07-28-2014, 03:58 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
I think sexual orientation as a trend is...

I think sexual orientation as a trend is annoying, awful, and just overall deplorable. Can't even count how many lesbians I care for have been misled by a drunk hot chick trying to look hotter to...
Forum: The Lounge 07-12-2014, 12:09 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
D'awwww

D'awwww
Forum: The Lounge 07-11-2014, 08:05 PM
Replies: 4,134
Views: 291,070
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Every time my period is a day late I frantically...

Every time my period is a day late I frantically google medical abortion costs and information that i've read every month for like two years. You can have it in the privacy of your home nowadays with...
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