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Forum: The Lounge 03-28-2017, 03:53 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Grabbed lunch at McDonald's, the manager...

Grabbed lunch at McDonald's, the manager approached and asked if I had a job. I said unless they really are paying 15 an hour now with weekends and holidays off, I'm taken.

You know you dress like...
Forum: The Lounge 12-05-2015, 08:10 AM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Damn dawg, nice toy. We have a Celestron Nexstar...

Damn dawg, nice toy. We have a Celestron Nexstar also, though not sure which model. Actually, it's technically the other person's. Actually, all his stuff is mine.

I have a telescope and don't...
Forum: The Lounge 02-09-2015, 04:39 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Officially NOMB.

Officially NOMB.
Forum: The Lounge 02-09-2015, 04:10 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Yeah I thought Ki and LiL like lived together and...

Yeah I thought Ki and LiL like lived together and were married or something
Forum: The Lounge 02-06-2015, 07:00 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
:beer:

:beer:
Forum: The Lounge 02-06-2015, 05:25 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
TFW you pull out a long booger and it slides...

TFW you pull out a long booger and it slides titillatingly through your various nose canals on its way as you slowly free it from its prison
Forum: The Lounge 01-13-2015, 05:00 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Speaking of drugs...TFW lots of caffeine and just...

Speaking of drugs...TFW lots of caffeine and just a little pot. Most perfect combination of substances ever.
Forum: The Lounge 12-08-2014, 03:56 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Question TFW you remember your badass Punisher shirt is...

TFW you remember your badass Punisher shirt is still missing, going on near a year now :/ It was a dark distressed gray with a dark red logo on it. Cool as ****, many sads.
Forum: The Lounge 12-01-2014, 06:37 AM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Parents who pot aren't all they're cracked up to...

Parents who pot aren't all they're cracked up to be. My ma's bf is a grade A stoner and he's pretty much mentally retarded and always trying to get me to smoke with him, like it makes him a cool old...
Forum: The Lounge 11-26-2014, 08:11 AM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Its a smallish firm, small office. There would be...

Its a smallish firm, small office. There would be limited opportunity for sex-based advancement if I was into that.
Forum: The Lounge 11-25-2014, 09:27 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Well... Oxy isn't technically heroin I guess. ...

Well... Oxy isn't technically heroin I guess.

Yeah man. My mom sucks. There's a reason my dad was awarded custody when they divorced back when I was 2, judges almost always give it to the mom. One...
Forum: The Lounge 11-24-2014, 09:52 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
I was under a policy with her because my age and...

I was under a policy with her because my age and lack of credit made it very expensive to have my own. But, she canceled the policy, didn't tell me, and has been collecting my cash for her own...
Forum: The Lounge 11-24-2014, 03:04 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
TFW you find out the hard way that the cash...

TFW you find out the hard way that the cash you've been giving your mom for car insurance has not gone to car insurance... Coupled with the elation of finally having your own policy, albeit at a...
Forum: The Lounge 11-18-2014, 03:37 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
TFW you're already working a decent job (or...

TFW you're already working a decent job (or two...) But have multiple interviews lined up because you want a 9 to 5 with weekends off that pays amazing despite no schooling.

Damn I'm good....
Forum: The Lounge 11-14-2014, 11:06 AM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
I'm not necessarily patriotic, but I find the...

I'm not necessarily patriotic, but I find the whole deer-shootin flag-waving passionate red blooded American thing incredibly charming. I once met a Canadian like this and found it equally charming.
Forum: The Lounge 11-13-2014, 06:50 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
TFW you remember you have a track match on your...

TFW you remember you have a track match on your phone.... And its accurate!
Forum: The Lounge 10-20-2014, 12:43 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
TFW hungry... No food, no money till tomorrow. ...

TFW hungry... No food, no money till tomorrow.

That additional feeling when... Forced weight loss! :D
Forum: The Lounge 08-14-2014, 10:09 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Tfw.... Whateverdude.

Tfw.... Whateverdude.
Forum: The Lounge 08-08-2014, 06:19 AM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
You should vacation here, not only is the place...

You should vacation here, not only is the place chock full of car museums but I have a friend who looks like a brunette Cobain.
Forum: The Lounge 07-24-2014, 11:09 AM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Congrats man, to walk in the feet of giants! ...

Congrats man, to walk in the feet of giants!

And have shoes that could fit, at that.
Forum: The Lounge 07-23-2014, 05:41 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
That feeling when some dude at work with the hots...

That feeling when some dude at work with the hots for you blares static-x in a likely attempt to prove how metal he is... and you return with the most evil **** on your device.

Petty? Totally....
Forum: The Lounge 07-21-2014, 08:59 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Man, on the real... such a big difference between...

Man, on the real... such a big difference between misanthropy and nihilism. I'm definitely not a misanthrope. I don't hate **** for not mattering, it just is the way it is.
Forum: The Lounge 07-21-2014, 08:43 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Sounds like you're pretty into it. You should try...

Sounds like you're pretty into it. You should try caring less about this tangible world.

:pimp:
Forum: The Lounge 07-21-2014, 08:19 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
^ All the chicks at my work get so stressed...

^

All the chicks at my work get so stressed about customers and I'm just like dude... they don't know everything about these products like you, as a person who works here, does. They aren't...
Forum: The Lounge 07-21-2014, 03:54 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 387,971
Posted By Carpe Mortem
That feeling when you know a gay dude who likes...

That feeling when you know a gay dude who likes Coldplay and you get to make movie references.
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