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Forum: The Lounge 05-26-2016, 10:51 AM
Replies: 77,615
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 8,997,823
Posted By ladyislingering
I've spent my entire morning high as hell. ...

I've spent my entire morning high as hell.

Life's good.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 07:26 PM
Replies: 39,372
Views: 7,005,629
Posted By ladyislingering
Some of us have permanent spinal damage from...

Some of us have permanent spinal damage from taking the back seat

If you know what I mean
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 07:24 PM
Replies: 39,372
Views: 7,005,629
Posted By ladyislingering
Back on topic, here's a photo my wife took of her...

Back on topic, here's a photo my wife took of her princess in her natural habitat :)

It's turned the wrong way but I'm dealing with mobile.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 07:06 PM
Replies: 39,372
Views: 7,005,629
Posted By ladyislingering
Teddy's taken a back burner since I actually...

Teddy's taken a back burner since I actually started getting laid again.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 06:41 PM
Replies: 39,372
Views: 7,005,629
Posted By ladyislingering
Everyone's first mistake is finding any value in...

Everyone's first mistake is finding any value in the ramblings of a man.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 06:34 PM
Replies: 39,372
Views: 7,005,629
Posted By ladyislingering
That was actually so obvious that I'm ashamed of...

That was actually so obvious that I'm ashamed of myself.

I'm also really high and nothing makes sense.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 06:20 PM
Replies: 39,372
Views: 7,005,629
Posted By ladyislingering
I guess it did. :( I didn't spot anything out of...

I guess it did. :( I didn't spot anything out of the ordinary.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 05:46 PM
Replies: 39,372
Views: 7,005,629
Posted By ladyislingering
Yeah, that's the downside. You get better at...

Yeah, that's the downside. You get better at spotting your kind though. There's always some to be found.

Oh, that's right.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 05:16 PM
Replies: 39,372
Views: 7,005,629
Posted By ladyislingering
I'd rather get good and high, warm enough to...

I'd rather get good and high, warm enough to dress down for a good ****ing, and take a long nap with zero pain for several hours than get sloppy drunk, throw up everywhere, and feel bloated. I've...
Forum: General Music 05-24-2016, 04:52 PM
Replies: 15,960
Views: 2,794,351
Posted By ladyislingering
MGMT's "Oracular Spectacular" is absolute...

MGMT's "Oracular Spectacular" is absolute gold.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 04:49 PM
Replies: 39,372
Views: 7,005,629
Posted By ladyislingering
Have the corpses in your crawlspace finally...

Have the corpses in your crawlspace finally decomposed to a non-****able extent?
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 04:48 PM
Replies: 39,372
Views: 7,005,629
Posted By ladyislingering
Booze is way cheaper but never made me happy....

Booze is way cheaper but never made me happy. Never helped me sleep or made me feel like I could conquer anything. Being dopesick is way worse than a hangover but I'll still never touch liquor again....
Forum: The Lounge 05-24-2016, 04:41 PM
Replies: 24,621
Views: 1,829,861
Posted By ladyislingering
You never answered my message. Sadfeels.

You never answered my message.

Sadfeels.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 04:38 PM
Replies: 39,372
Views: 7,005,629
Posted By ladyislingering
I've come to the conclusion that straight men...

I've come to the conclusion that straight men don't know how to talk to women effectively.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 04:34 PM
Replies: 39,372
Views: 7,005,629
Posted By ladyislingering
I've been sober for almost 6 months actually. ...

I've been sober for almost 6 months actually.

My vices are of a dark and immoral nature.

Nodding out a little though.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 04:27 PM
Replies: 39,372
Views: 7,005,629
Posted By ladyislingering
If I hadn't found the finest girl in the galaxy...

If I hadn't found the finest girl in the galaxy and agreed to marry her I totally would have banged you with enough incentive. You're funny as hell bro.
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 04:26 PM
Replies: 39,372
Views: 7,005,629
Posted By ladyislingering
:laughing: I fully accept my aesthetic. My...

:laughing: I fully accept my aesthetic.

My wife is also a retro girl. I've never loved anyone with prettier hair, a more desirable figure, or a more adorable smile.

Some of you friended me on...
Forum: Introductions 05-24-2016, 04:20 PM
Replies: 39,372
Views: 7,005,629
Posted By ladyislingering
I don't lay with dogs, kid. No confusion there.

I don't lay with dogs, kid. No confusion there.
Forum: The Lounge 05-24-2016, 04:16 PM
Replies: 77,615
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 8,997,823
Posted By ladyislingering
My girl is high and napping in my arms :) ...

My girl is high and napping in my arms :)

Today is a good day.
Forum: The Lounge 05-23-2016, 04:21 PM
Replies: 77,615
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 8,997,823
Posted By ladyislingering
Talking about someone who doesn't deserve the...

Talking about someone who doesn't deserve the privilege of my attention is a waste of time that I'd rather spend in an altered state on my way to Napville, so I'm out.

Just wanted to check in....
Forum: The Lounge 05-23-2016, 03:52 PM
Replies: 77,615
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 8,997,823
Posted By ladyislingering
I think the necessary deepthroating effort turns...

I think the necessary deepthroating effort turns her on.

She's a goddess in the sheets. That which came before her was a withering pulse short of necrophilia. I'm blessed.
Forum: The Lounge 05-23-2016, 03:37 PM
Replies: 77,615
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 8,997,823
Posted By ladyislingering
Possibly the largest I've ever endured. I...

Possibly the largest I've ever endured.

I have no idea how it even fits in her pants. I really don't. No wonder she hates it, it's too much.
Forum: Introductions 05-23-2016, 03:05 PM
Replies: 39,372
Views: 7,005,629
Posted By ladyislingering
I only have one vice. Keeps me calm, warm, and...

I only have one vice. Keeps me calm, warm, and sleepy.
Forum: The Lounge 05-23-2016, 03:02 PM
Replies: 77,615
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 8,997,823
Posted By ladyislingering
My wife was born male but she's still the finest...

My wife was born male but she's still the finest girl I've ever seen.
Forum: The Lounge 05-23-2016, 01:41 PM
Replies: 77,615
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 8,997,823
Posted By ladyislingering
I am so blessed that my significant other grows...

I am so blessed that my significant other grows their hair properly and doesn't look/act/dress like a complete tool.

Took 27 years to find the girl of my dreams.
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