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Forum: The Lounge 07-21-2010, 04:56 PM
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Posted By ElephantSack
They call it "long pig" in the Pacific...

They call it "long pig" in the Pacific Islands.
Forum: The Lounge 07-19-2010, 07:48 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By ElephantSack
I have only one more thing to add regarding the...

I have only one more thing to add regarding the hair issue. I've been with a few girls that didn't really shave their snatch. I'm no stranger to that. It does help to reduce the smell factor...
Forum: The Lounge 07-17-2010, 04:06 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
I'm guessing not too many of you dudes out there...

I'm guessing not too many of you dudes out there have been with a girl that doesn't shave??
Forum: The Lounge 07-17-2010, 05:33 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
Amen, brother. It seems to me that so many...

Amen, brother.

It seems to me that so many people are unsure of breaking into that animal mentality. The world in general, whether it be work, school, friends or family, expects you to act the...
Forum: The Lounge 05-01-2010, 11:01 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
I guess every dude is supposed to come in and go,...

I guess every dude is supposed to come in and go, "Well, that's cuz I'm not there!" BAAAHHGAABAAAAAHHHHH.....

Where's milo and rickenbacker when you need 'em?



girl or guy?
Forum: The Lounge 03-30-2010, 06:33 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
Damn, kid. Got me. I wasn't even thinkin' about...

Damn, kid. Got me. I wasn't even thinkin' about that.
Forum: The Lounge 03-30-2010, 06:09 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
You know, one could conjure several mental...

You know, one could conjure several mental images/implications from your name and your posting in this thread...
Forum: The Lounge 02-24-2010, 07:54 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
I aint skeered.

I aint skeered.
Forum: The Lounge 02-24-2010, 07:49 PM
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Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
Squirting, huh? Whatever. I'm down. I...

Squirting, huh? Whatever. I'm down.

I don't understand dudes that are so turned off by it. Maybe they feel emasculated if they're not the only one shooting off. Me? I'm all about some...
Forum: The Lounge 02-15-2010, 09:43 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
True. Tugjobs are a ****in' waste of time,...

True. Tugjobs are a ****in' waste of time, anyway.
Forum: The Lounge 02-14-2010, 03:24 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
My Sexual Experience: I put my penis into a...

My Sexual Experience:

I put my penis into a vagina once a long time ago. I liked it, so now I like to do it whenever I can, pretty much.
Forum: The Lounge 01-17-2010, 04:27 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
well, you can accidentally jab it. alright. you...

well, you can accidentally jab it. alright. you know what? never mind.
Forum: The Lounge 01-14-2010, 06:35 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
You didn't try to stick it in the peehole, did...

You didn't try to stick it in the peehole, did you?
Forum: The Lounge 01-07-2010, 03:51 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
Apparently there's an authentic "Space-docking"...

Apparently there's an authentic "Space-docking" video out there somewhere. The nadir of human civilization is right around the bend. I can feel it.

For those of you who don't know what space...
Forum: The Lounge 01-06-2010, 11:44 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
But what happens if you've a little bit too much...

But what happens if you've a little bit too much wine? What if you can't stop?
Forum: The Lounge 01-01-2010, 07:11 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
"Well, there was this one time that I was doin'...

"Well, there was this one time that I was doin' this chick, and she was just like, 'Yeah! You're doin' me! Awesome!'. And when you grab her titty, it just feels like a bag of sand..."
Forum: The Lounge 01-01-2010, 02:29 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
Yeah. I don't know about that. You might have...

Yeah. I don't know about that. You might have just opened a can of worms with that one, buddy.
Forum: The Lounge 12-14-2009, 10:54 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
What's the difference man? It's all ****s and...

What's the difference man? It's all ****s and giggles.
Forum: The Lounge 12-14-2009, 10:11 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By ElephantSack
I always thought that "Shazam!" or "Legendary!"...

I always thought that "Shazam!" or "Legendary!" would be good to yell.

Me and my brother were at the bar, talking to his lady friend, and we came up with "Bone Action!". Just something to yell...
Forum: The Lounge 12-14-2009, 12:13 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
I used to play music every time. Didn't really...

I used to play music every time. Didn't really matter what. I lost my virginity listening to The Misfits Walk Among Us and Tool's Lateralus. These days, its nothing I do all the time, but sometimes...
Forum: The Lounge 12-13-2009, 02:11 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
that's hot.

that's hot.
Forum: The Lounge 07-21-2009, 02:15 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
Like actually inside of a bush?

Like actually inside of a bush?
Forum: The Lounge 07-06-2009, 02:11 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
That's for true. It's been known to happen...

That's for true.

It's been known to happen that it slips out and rams into the taint. That ****in' kills! It hasn't happened in a long time.. knock wood.
Forum: The Lounge 07-02-2009, 09:56 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
Yeah, I get it. Whatever.

Yeah, I get it. Whatever.
Forum: The Lounge 07-02-2009, 09:51 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ElephantSack
I wouldn't say getting it bitten is as bad as...

I wouldn't say getting it bitten is as bad as getting it burned with a curling iron. Maybe I'm weird.
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