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Forum: The Lounge 06-10-2015, 05:07 AM
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Posted By Guybrush
She's probably just desperately trying to justify...

She's probably just desperately trying to justify breaking up with you. The real reason is something else than what she tells you.
Forum: The Lounge 06-05-2015, 06:01 PM
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Posted By Guybrush
Before you offend her, gift wrap your member.

Before you offend her, gift wrap your member.
Forum: The Lounge 06-05-2015, 03:39 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By Guybrush
Sleeve it to beaver.

Sleeve it to beaver.
Forum: The Lounge 05-08-2015, 09:13 AM
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Posted By Guybrush
I'd say it all adds up. As has been brought up...

I'd say it all adds up. As has been brought up earlier, there's no other good explanation of where this ejaculate should come from. I'm now referring to this kind of stuff :
...
Forum: The Lounge 05-08-2015, 04:55 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By Guybrush
I've had a hard time letting it go, but now I...

I've had a hard time letting it go, but now I think I finally can :p:
Forum: The Lounge 05-07-2015, 07:49 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By Guybrush
Sorry guys. Study Concludes That Women Who...

Sorry guys.

Study Concludes That Women Who Squirt During Sex Are Actually Peeing | IFLScience (http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing)
...
Forum: The Lounge 08-13-2013, 05:01 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By Guybrush
I just read this short text, liked it and thought...

I just read this short text, liked it and thought I would share it with you guys :)

Dear Daughter: I Hope You Have Awesome Sex...
Forum: The Lounge 08-03-2013, 12:46 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By Guybrush
Thanks for your concern, Kate! Looking back...

Thanks for your concern, Kate!

Looking back at our beginnings nearly 8 years ago, we were at very different places sexually when we first got together. She was relatively innocent compared to...
Forum: The Lounge 08-02-2013, 01:46 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By Guybrush
The amount is a problem. I think we have sex...

The amount is a problem. I think we have sex something like every fifth day on average, so a little more than once a week. I'd like to have sex two to three times a week. Just writing it, I know...
Forum: The Lounge 08-02-2013, 01:29 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By Guybrush
Thanks Rez, Stephen, Vanilla and Lateralus for...

Thanks Rez, Stephen, Vanilla and Lateralus for your comments.

We have talked about it several times and have tried various things and likely will talk and try more things in the future. In the...
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2013, 05:47 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By Guybrush
I wish me and my wife were more sexually...

I wish me and my wife were more sexually compatible :( When we have sex, it is good - sometimes very, but it doesn't happen nearly as much as I'd like and I end up taking care of myself more often...
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2013, 08:08 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By Guybrush
If the guy likes it and the gal likes it, then I...

If the guy likes it and the gal likes it, then I figure it just adds to the variety of fun they can do in bed. Or on the kitchen floor or in the woods or on the toilet, etc.

We carry our asses...
Forum: The Lounge 07-22-2013, 02:10 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By Guybrush
It might help to get on top of him. He probably...

It might help to get on top of him. He probably doesn't mind and you'd get some more control of the situation.
Forum: The Lounge 07-19-2013, 01:46 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By Guybrush
I still don't believe you, Batlord. I mean, it's...

I still don't believe you, Batlord. I mean, it's just too far out, man.

Pretty good virgin poppin' story, though.
Forum: The Lounge 07-09-2013, 02:23 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By Guybrush
Hmm, I have to check that out. Perhaps I'll even...

Hmm, I have to check that out. Perhaps I'll even make a contribution :)



No freebies for forum friends? What a cheapskate :p:
Forum: The Lounge 07-09-2013, 01:56 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By Guybrush
To me who have not seen the MB cafe videos, it...

To me who have not seen the MB cafe videos, it looked like a screenshot from a private chat between you and Herm.

Good to see that's not the case then ;)
Forum: The Lounge 07-09-2013, 01:46 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By Guybrush
I guess this demonstrates why one should be...

I guess this demonstrates why one should be careful when chatting online with Hermione.
Forum: The Lounge 05-28-2013, 03:02 AM
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Posted By Guybrush
Well, I do. I think most of us do! Horny...

Well, I do. I think most of us do!

Horny women are sexy.
Forum: The Lounge 05-27-2013, 07:56 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By Guybrush
I hope pansexual has something to do with...

I hope pansexual has something to do with pancakes.
Forum: The Lounge 04-05-2013, 12:50 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By Guybrush
A guy and a girl? That's very kind of you :p: So...

A guy and a girl? That's very kind of you :p: So you wouldn't rather do a threesome with two guys? I'd definitely take two girls over a guy and a girl.



Just swap the guy for a gal and that's...
Forum: The Lounge 04-04-2013, 05:50 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By Guybrush
So, uh .. question. Have any of you who are in...

So, uh .. question. Have any of you who are in relationships tried involving more romantic partners, as in threesomes or open relationships? And how did it affect your (main) relationship?

I know...
Forum: The Lounge 01-19-2013, 12:15 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By Guybrush
What do you guys call your schlongs and axe...

What do you guys call your schlongs and axe wounds?

If I'm feeling cocky, I sometimes call mine The Painis.
Forum: The Lounge 01-16-2013, 02:15 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By Guybrush
I am an old D&Der, I'll admit, and of course the...

I am an old D&Der, I'll admit, and of course the wife don't mind my magic wand so much, but I'm not sure how she'd feel about the robe and hat.
Forum: The Lounge 01-16-2013, 02:10 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By Guybrush
What the hell .. are we roleplaying now? ...

What the hell .. are we roleplaying now?

*Tore puts on his robe and wizard hat*
Forum: The Lounge 01-16-2013, 03:37 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By Guybrush
I think smarts are often overrated. It's not that...

I think smarts are often overrated. It's not that I think dumbness is attractive on girls, but if a chick has some other redeeming quality, like being a genuinely kind person, then I could still find...
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