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Forum: The Lounge 05-09-2015, 11:38 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By LoathsomePete
So I actually managed to have my first ever sex...

So I actually managed to have my first ever sex dream where there was actual sex involved. Most of the time I either end up cock blocking myself or it turns into some kind of Cronenburg body horror...
Forum: The Lounge 02-17-2014, 01:32 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
MMF, FFM, or FFF?

MMF, FFM, or FFF?
Forum: The Lounge 10-09-2013, 10:55 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
I've found that Lovage's Music To Make Love To...

I've found that Lovage's Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By (2001) works just fine. Just don't just put your playlist onto random, I found that out the hard way when the Mighty Morphin Power...
Forum: The Lounge 07-22-2013, 03:53 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
A dominatrix/call girl I befriended once told me...

A dominatrix/call girl I befriended once told me that one of her clients actually asked her to pour tabasco sauce on the tip of his penis.

My dick actually hurt after she told me that story.
Forum: The Lounge 07-22-2013, 03:46 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
No, but if there's one thing a weiner hates, it's...

No, but if there's one thing a weiner hates, it's hot sauce.
Forum: The Lounge 07-22-2013, 11:41 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
Or hot sauce.

Or hot sauce.
Forum: The Lounge 07-20-2013, 11:36 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
What can I say, I'm a gentleman.

What can I say, I'm a gentleman.
Forum: The Lounge 07-19-2013, 09:25 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
The only unpleasant sexual encounter I can think...

The only unpleasant sexual encounter I can think of that didn't involve me being on antidepressants that made it impossible for me to *** was with a girl I picked up who had a pet tarantula that got...
Forum: The Lounge 05-24-2013, 04:48 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
And if you can't there's always the Hitachi.

And if you can't there's always the Hitachi.
Forum: The Lounge 05-06-2013, 08:12 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
A girl I knows likes to compare the taste of ***...

A girl I knows likes to compare the taste of *** to the rind of brie. I've never eaten the rind so I wouldn't know.
Forum: The Lounge 04-26-2013, 11:01 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
That seems a little unnecessary, we're MB, the...

That seems a little unnecessary, we're MB, the most attractive forum on the Internet.
Forum: The Lounge 01-24-2013, 01:53 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
That's the only way I picture Paul Rudd

That's the only way I picture Paul Rudd
Forum: The Lounge 01-24-2013, 01:41 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
Vaginas are awesome.

Vaginas are awesome.
Forum: The Lounge 01-18-2013, 07:34 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
Huh... kind of reminds me of this chapter in the...

Huh... kind of reminds me of this chapter in the book Crooked Little Vein where the main character has saline injected into his ballsack in order to find out what happened to the real Constitution of...
Forum: The Lounge 01-16-2013, 11:07 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
Pretty much this, or if I needed an ego boost.

Pretty much this, or if I needed an ego boost.
Forum: The Lounge 12-19-2012, 11:24 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
Sounds like you need one of these ...

Sounds like you need one of these

http://design-crisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/yes-or-no-mr-arch-tribecapenthouse_61.jpg
Forum: The Lounge 12-11-2012, 12:32 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
Try to find a singles bar and make yourself a...

Try to find a singles bar and make yourself a fixture there on weeknights.
Forum: The Lounge 12-10-2012, 11:23 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
Well theoretically if it literally does smell...

Well theoretically if it literally does smell like a rotten fish sandwich down there you wouldn't want to put your mouth on it.
Forum: The Lounge 12-10-2012, 10:46 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
I remember reading in a book called Sperm Wars by...

I remember reading in a book called Sperm Wars by Dr. Robin Baker, that performing oral sex on your partner is a good way to find out if they're clean of STD's. I don't know if they each have their...
Forum: The Lounge 12-10-2012, 09:36 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
I've always been pretty firm in my selfish...

I've always been pretty firm in my selfish desires for a hairless vag, but I'll admit, when I was going down on my pull from Saturday, I didn't mind her landing strip at all. Definitely not a fan of...
Forum: The Lounge 12-10-2012, 09:26 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
So here's something I don't think we've talked...

So here's something I don't think we've talked about in a little while, pubic hair. I'm going to ask the guys here first, do you like pubic hair on a woman, or do you prefer her to be shaved?
Forum: The Lounge 11-15-2012, 12:14 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
I do now. One STD infection was all I needed to...

I do now. One STD infection was all I needed to be scared straight. Plus the last thing you need is some new message on Facebook asking you to take a paternity test.
Forum: The Lounge 09-27-2012, 06:16 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
Okay I didn't think that entirely through, but...

Okay I didn't think that entirely through, but fulfills most of your emotional needs, at least the ones that don't revolve around sex. Could you be with him, even if after sex he felt unsatisfied,...
Forum: The Lounge 09-27-2012, 05:54 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
Here's a hypothetical question for the ladies of...

Here's a hypothetical question for the ladies of MB. Would you date a guy who fulfilled your emotional needs, but was uninterested in sex. Perhaps not to the point of unwilling to have it, but is...
Forum: The Lounge 09-26-2012, 09:43 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,885
Posted By LoathsomePete
:laughing: © 2012 Janszoon

:laughing: © 2012 Janszoon
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