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Forum: The Lounge 10-01-2018, 04:40 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
Howard was demanding ridiculous money and credits...

Howard was demanding ridiculous money and credits to sign on to IM2. He shot his own foot.
Forum: The Lounge 10-01-2018, 12:41 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
Ori, love the Avi. That was 1982. Thirty five...

Ori, love the Avi. That was 1982. Thirty five years later and as beautiful as ever in Mother!
Forum: The Lounge 09-29-2018, 01:13 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
https://media.giphy.com/media/26gR0hw5iIHUClqcU/gi...

https://media.giphy.com/media/26gR0hw5iIHUClqcU/giphy.gif
Forum: The Lounge 09-06-2018, 01:44 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
Have had some form of sex in at least a half...

Have had some form of sex in at least a half dozen different cars.

Car sex is cool. *said in a Ricardo Montalban voice*
Forum: The Lounge 06-28-2018, 07:56 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
*in.

*in.
Forum: The Lounge 06-28-2018, 06:30 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
Vivid memory >>>>> fantasy.

Vivid memory >>>>> fantasy.
Forum: The Lounge 06-28-2018, 03:26 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13...

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1378432_10202265241055656_52265615_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=9f6b40a8c24539992fa62e0b77705535&oe=5BE1C132
Forum: The Lounge 06-28-2018, 02:57 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
OK. Just fending off a bat.

OK. Just fending off a bat.
Forum: The Lounge 06-28-2018, 02:47 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
When I first joined this forum, you were the one...

When I first joined this forum, you were the one who talked me down from going into the details of my sexual exploits during my sixth month separation, pre-AIDS.

And Linda was always a beast....
Forum: The Lounge 06-28-2018, 01:17 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
I've seen pictures of you. Ori, read my post...

I've seen pictures of you.

Ori, read my post again.
Forum: The Lounge 06-28-2018, 01:04 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
Ya'll wish you had my mature good looks, charm,...

Ya'll wish you had my mature good looks, charm, charisma, and forwardness.

Ya'll wish you'd traveled the same sexual path that I have. The memories.....

Ya'll wish you are not 58, cause it...
Forum: The Lounge 06-28-2018, 12:35 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
At 58 years old this counts.

At 58 years old this counts.
Forum: The Lounge 06-28-2018, 12:34 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
Waitress has incredible green eyes and is cute as...

Waitress has incredible green eyes and is cute as hell.

Me: Exactly what color are your eyes?
Her: Emerald.
Me: They're beautiful.
Her. (blushing) Thanks!
Me: Act aloof but cool for the rest...
Forum: The Lounge 06-24-2018, 03:48 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
Didn't happen. Frowny's pulling pearls out of his...

Didn't happen. Frowny's pulling pearls out of his ass.

Or, the chick was so ugly it would take a St. Helen's like slide to make the story real.
Forum: The Lounge 06-03-2018, 11:22 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
Deep man. Deep.

Deep man. Deep.
Forum: The Lounge 05-31-2018, 07:19 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
FITA. You gotta wait until you feel her...

FITA.

You gotta wait until you feel her getting close to an orgasm. Then you sneak it in and she'll explode. Sexual spasms. Usually pretty violent in a good way.
Forum: The Lounge 04-18-2017, 09:21 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
Well, allrighty then.

Well, allrighty then.
Forum: The Lounge 07-27-2016, 11:06 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
So much this. It's not just about your tongue. :D

So much this. It's not just about your tongue. :D
Forum: The Lounge 07-26-2016, 08:09 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/Aer...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/Aerosmith_-_Get_Your_Wings.JPG
Forum: The Lounge 07-26-2016, 03:16 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
So true. Can be a bit painful though sometimes...

So true. Can be a bit painful though sometimes because of the salt in the blood getting into your pee pee.
Forum: The Lounge 06-30-2016, 12:57 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
You're a mod. It's a teeny bit intimidating when...

You're a mod. It's a teeny bit intimidating when responding to one of your posts.

Dumdbass.

If you've never ****ed to this you are missing out.

MpJDOXxuSLo

Chicks absolutely love Robert...
Forum: The Lounge 06-30-2016, 12:02 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
Not the point at all. If not for your avatar I'd...

Not the point at all. If not for your avatar I'd be cursing you right now with really dirty words.



LZ1 saved my life. Deal with the consequences. I'm here to stay!
Forum: The Lounge 06-30-2016, 11:44 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
In all seriousness, I actually think I may have...

In all seriousness, I actually think I may have you beat in the totally messed up childhood dept. So sorry for what you went through. The fact that you found a way out is commendable beyond words.
...
Forum: The Lounge 08-02-2015, 10:12 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
Lil? **** off. :finger:

Lil?

**** off.

:finger:
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2015, 02:08 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,401
Posted By Chula Vista
If you say so. ...

If you say so.

http://img.pandawhale.com/89022-Alice-Eve-jumping-gif-Sex-and-id8Y.gif
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