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Forum: The Lounge 08-06-2010, 04:43 PM
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Posted By bannister
BRB, forming band.

BRB, forming band.
Forum: The Lounge 08-05-2010, 05:54 AM
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Posted By bannister
I'm diggin' it, though. :thumb: I like dreads,...

I'm diggin' it, though. :thumb: I like dreads, but I'm not going to invest that much time/product into my boring, thick wavy white girl hair.

A friend of mine uses nuts and bolts for beads in...
Forum: The Lounge 07-30-2010, 01:10 AM
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Posted By bannister
Aaaaw! But that's how I like to do it! ...

Aaaaw! But that's how I like to do it!

Especially with Sex Bomb playing in the background...

Mercy me, I do believe I'm getting the vapors.
Forum: The Lounge 07-30-2010, 12:59 AM
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Posted By bannister
71. 69 is, indeed, vanilla legit. But...

71.

69 is, indeed, vanilla legit.

But nothing gets more vanilla than lights off, legs up, no sound, and eyes squeezed shut, imagining your hairy beast of a husband is Tom Jones and praying to...
Forum: The Lounge 07-30-2010, 12:52 AM
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Posted By bannister
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I'm not touching that...

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

I'm not touching that orifice with a 50 ft. pole.

(Besides, that would be uncomfortable for us both.)
Forum: The Lounge 07-30-2010, 12:44 AM
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Posted By bannister
Down? That all depends, have you earned it? I...

Down? That all depends, have you earned it? I believe in reciprocation. ;)

The toilet? Afterwards, of course. Otherwise I'll be drinking cranberry juice for weeks, and that'll be no fun.
Forum: The Lounge 07-30-2010, 12:40 AM
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Posted By bannister
Oh man, I don't even know where to go from there....

Oh man, I don't even know where to go from there. :p:
Forum: The Lounge 07-30-2010, 12:28 AM
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Posted By bannister
Aaaw, now I feel even more stupid. Well...

Aaaw, now I feel even more stupid.

Well played, sir. Though I don't think holding it down does much IRL. :laughing:
Forum: The Lounge 07-30-2010, 12:18 AM
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Views: 862,405
Posted By bannister
Jesus Christ, I feel stupid. :laughing: But...

Jesus Christ, I feel stupid. :laughing:

But I still use the caps lock key when I want to capitalize something and have to look while I'm typing, so it's not that suprising that I didn't know. :|...
Forum: The Lounge 07-29-2010, 11:39 PM
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Views: 862,405
Posted By bannister
Aw, don't be. I laughed, I still find puns funny....

Aw, don't be. I laughed, I still find puns funny.

:shycouch:

Also, your usage of the enter key is admirable. Don't your fingers get tired?

(...that's what she said.)
Forum: The Lounge 07-29-2010, 11:21 PM
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Posted By bannister
An ex of mine tried to bite my foot once. I...

An ex of mine tried to bite my foot once.

I kicked him in the face.
Forum: The Lounge 07-26-2010, 10:35 PM
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Posted By bannister
Say polyamory one more time, Boo. .......

Say polyamory one more time, Boo.

.... :thumb:

Anyways, I agree with what Freebase is saying. I think most women are more attracted by stuff like personality and common interests.

However,...
Forum: The Lounge 07-26-2010, 07:17 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,405
Posted By bannister
Very punny. I don't know, I've gotten it in...

Very punny.

I don't know, I've gotten it in my hair before. I don't think it's that uncommon, but bangs/hairstyle and aim are factors. :P
Forum: The Lounge 07-26-2010, 06:39 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,405
Posted By bannister
He was fantastic in bed.

He was fantastic in bed.
Forum: The Lounge 07-26-2010, 06:34 PM
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Posted By bannister
:laughing: Yes. Here's my ex: ...

:laughing:



Yes.

Here's my ex:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/SYDNEYHEASLEY/mr_ed2.gif
Forum: The Lounge 07-26-2010, 06:15 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,405
Posted By bannister
:laughing: By consistency, I mean... ****, I...

:laughing:

By consistency, I mean... ****, I really have to go in-depth with this? On a good day it's like chugging a gallon of cold maple syrup, on a bad day it's like partially congealed Jello....
Forum: The Lounge 07-26-2010, 06:01 PM
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Posted By bannister
Yeaaah, spooge really doesn't taste like gravy. I...

Yeaaah, spooge really doesn't taste like gravy. I want to know where she finds her men.

It's always tasted really bitter and sometimes sour. Also, the consistency is ****ing disgusting.
Forum: The Lounge 07-20-2010, 01:31 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,405
Posted By bannister
I'm late to the party, but how about GUYS...

I'm late to the party, but how about GUYS shaving?

My lips usually stay above your shoulders if you don't at least shave your balls. I do my part (well, partially anyways), you gotta do yours. ;)
Forum: The Lounge 07-17-2010, 04:36 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,405
Posted By bannister
I didn't think of it that way, hah. It's alright,...

I didn't think of it that way, hah. It's alright, really. Sex comes up a lot in conversations, but all I usualy contribute is "I like sex. A lot.". A few of my friends are really prudish anyways, and...
Forum: The Lounge 07-17-2010, 04:19 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,405
Posted By bannister
I like porn, for the most part. I think liking it...

I like porn, for the most part. I think liking it and being female is a lot more acceptable now than it was before, but I've definetely gotten the mad sexual deviant look before. I don't really...
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