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Forum: Classical 05-13-2017, 01:08 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 6,201
Posted By Neward Thelman
You're Right - Good Jokes

"constitutional conservative republican"
As if you even had a clue as to what that is.

"I grew up in the middle of a forrest"
Look out.

"forrest"
Forest.
Reading is hard.
Forum: Classical 05-13-2017, 01:04 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 6,201
Posted By Neward Thelman
You mean like your choice of avatar?

You mean like your choice of avatar?
Forum: Rock & Metal 05-13-2017, 12:48 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,010
Posted By Neward Thelman
Oh - and just wait until I start posting excerpts...

Oh - and just wait until I start posting excerpts from my treatise "101 Reasons Why Rock Stinks".

That's not a tasteless, perverted jibe [as seems to be the rule around here]. That's actually a...
Forum: Rock & Metal 05-13-2017, 12:34 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,010
Posted By Neward Thelman
What Indeed?

So many greatestestetst of all time rock bands. Awesome like awesomeness. You can tell how great rock is just by all of the awesome names. More greatest in all of all time from the beginning of time...
Forum: Classical 05-13-2017, 12:28 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 6,201
Posted By Neward Thelman
Everyone's Favorite?

Betting you're not Jewish. Take a genetic test. Do it. Prove it.

Bet you'll find zero Jewish genetic traces from anywhere in the world. Zero.

In fak, it'll probably reveal the exact opposite....
Forum: Rock & Metal 05-13-2017, 12:17 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,010
Posted By Neward Thelman
There's no comparison to these greatest of all...

There's no comparison to these greatest of all time - Gerd, Splat, and Public Toilet.
Forum: Rock & Metal 05-13-2017, 12:11 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 44,470
Posted By Neward Thelman
Hlukspat, definitely. And, Savage Intestinal...

Hlukspat, definitely. And, Savage Intestinal Worms. The greatest of all time.
Forum: Classical 05-12-2017, 11:51 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 6,201
Posted By Neward Thelman
"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA" I'll check that...

"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the...
Forum: The Lounge 05-12-2017, 11:47 PM
Replies: 28,683
Views: 1,966,916
Posted By Neward Thelman
Why Was My Greatest Rock Of All Time Thread Deleted?

Why?

Why is listing the greatest of the greatest of all time of all music a deletion event?
Forum: The Lounge 05-12-2017, 11:27 PM
Replies: 28,683
Views: 1,966,916
Posted By Neward Thelman
Greatestest Rock Of All Time

There are so many awesome, bestestest awesome, like awesome flipping awesome bands. You can tell how awesomenessest a band is by their awesome names, such as Neutral Milk Hotel and Red Crayola.
...
Forum: Classical 05-12-2017, 10:41 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,732
Posted By Neward Thelman
So Correct

Yes - that makes a world of difference. Very important.

" He loves some fine woman "

I think you're actually a pre-teen. As such, you only fantasize about women. At least I hope you're a...
Forum: Classical 05-12-2017, 10:32 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,732
Posted By Neward Thelman
Dang - Reading Is Hard

Paul Smeenus



Let's see --- the title of the thread is:

>>Any recomendations for some upbeat classical music?<<

Hmmm.
Forum: Classical 05-12-2017, 10:30 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 6,201
Posted By Neward Thelman
No - I'm not. However, I do present...

No - I'm not.

However, I do present uncomfortable facts and accurate observations about people and today's society that most folks have never paused to examine.

It makes folks such as you...
Forum: Classical 05-12-2017, 10:27 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 6,201
Posted By Neward Thelman
Thinking Is Hard

All of the points I've made are simple, kindergarden music education. There's nothing advanced or abstruse about inversion, retrograde motion, etc. Those are basic, basic concepts. You either know...
Forum: Classical 05-12-2017, 10:19 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 15,532
Posted By Neward Thelman
No - He Won't Like Atonality / Dodecaphony

He just told you that he likes the completely tonal music of Andrew Lloyd Webber.

He specifically asked for deep, rich orchestration.

So - what've you recommended? The opposite.

You're an...
Forum: Classical 05-12-2017, 09:54 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 15,532
Posted By Neward Thelman
The composer to whom you've attempted to refer is...

The composer to whom you've attempted to refer is Wagner. Richard Wagner.

I spell poorly, but I never misspell a name - particularly not a that of a famous composer.

Have you - on occasion -...
Forum: Classical 05-12-2017, 09:46 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,732
Posted By Neward Thelman
You're on the right track. Classical [aka dat...

You're on the right track. Classical [aka dat classico s**t] is only good for background wallpaper sound for more important activities. Here's some of the best classico:

Kanye West
Snoop Dog [or...
Forum: Classical 05-12-2017, 09:41 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 113,675
Posted By Neward Thelman
Top 5 Bestest Awesome Best

Mike
Ike
Flip
Flop
and Jimmy as The Beever
Forum: Classical 05-12-2017, 09:38 PM
Replies: 395
Views: 68,721
Posted By Neward Thelman
Get help. You're very, very sick.

Why are you posting here?

I've just seen your posts and the links you've left at the bottom.

You're mentally ill. You're a deeply, frighteningly disturbed individual.

Those links describes...
Forum: Classical 05-12-2017, 09:33 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,534
Posted By Neward Thelman
Part Arvo, part something else.

Part Arvo, part something else.
Forum: Classical 05-12-2017, 09:32 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 496
Posted By Neward Thelman
This Is What You Should Do

If you can get the financing, you should apply to a music conservatory. If you have actual talent, you'll be accepted, and what you'll learn will both change and fulfill your life.

If you have...
Forum: Classical 05-12-2017, 09:17 PM
Replies: 395
Views: 68,721
Posted By Neward Thelman
Batcrap

You're a pre-teen, aren't you?

If not, then ---
Forum: Classical 05-12-2017, 09:10 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 6,201
Posted By Neward Thelman
It's Called INVERSION

Hello Musically Uneducated Rockers:

The technique that causing you all of that amazement and astonishment is known as inversion. INVERSION.

It's been in use since before the 16th century, and...
Forum: Classical 05-12-2017, 08:46 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,553
Posted By Neward Thelman
Yep - that's EXACTLY what dat classico stuff's...

Yep - that's EXACTLY what dat classico stuff's good for - background wallpaper for more important and/or tedius tasks.

Rock on.
Forum: Classical 05-12-2017, 08:44 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 11,658
Posted By Neward Thelman
Absolutely Not

Only Katy Perry, Kanye West, and Garth Brooks are all you ever need.

Rock on.
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