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Forum: The Lounge 08-02-2014, 12:28 PM
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Posted By 14232949
I guess if people are capable of sleep walking,...

I guess if people are capable of sleep walking, then it's not a far stretch that they could sleep wank as well.
Forum: The Lounge 08-02-2014, 10:36 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By 14232949
I wouldn't know, I'm asleep.

I wouldn't know, I'm asleep.
Forum: The Lounge 06-04-2014, 02:19 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By 14232949
Thanks Fred. You're a noble man. I was...

Thanks Fred. You're a noble man.
I was enjoying sex with the fanny fart girl. But without wanting to sound like a penis, I believe I can do a lot better.
The positive is that when I return to Uni...
Forum: The Lounge 06-04-2014, 02:09 PM
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Posted By 14232949
I definitely prefer serious sex. I've been with...

I definitely prefer serious sex. I've been with girls who try to make it light-hearted because it's in their nature, but it just doesn't do it for me.
I like aggression and seriousness.
Forum: The Lounge 06-04-2014, 01:40 PM
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Posted By 14232949
I can laugh and joke before or after sex. I don't...

I can laugh and joke before or after sex. I don't think it's the ideal situation to do so during it.
I don't see much amusing about it. But if everyone else on the forum's going through a loved up...
Forum: The Lounge 06-04-2014, 08:53 AM
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Posted By 14232949
When sex turns into just laughing and joking,...

When sex turns into just laughing and joking, it's sh*t. It's got to retain an element of seriousness.
Forum: The Lounge 06-03-2014, 07:28 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By 14232949
But I don't want to. I mean it's not the worst...

But I don't want to.
I mean it's not the worst thing to happen, but it's not like I can pretend I didn't notice. It wasn't subtle. It was loud and more or less right in my face.
I'm all like 'not...
Forum: The Lounge 06-02-2014, 07:40 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By 14232949
Ki not providing the goods? Had a first last...

Ki not providing the goods?

Had a first last week. A girl fanny farted on me. The grossness and ridiculousness - try making eye contact and putting it back in - of the situation caused me to lose...
Forum: The Lounge 05-12-2014, 09:43 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By 14232949
if she finishes, she can keep going If it...

if she finishes, she can keep going
If it dries up, grab some lube, grease her up and pump her like a fleshlight.
Forum: The Lounge 05-11-2014, 09:52 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By 14232949
sounds like the script to FakeTaxi Be wary that...

sounds like the script to FakeTaxi
Be wary that you might end up on Pornhub soon, my boy.
Forum: The Lounge 03-04-2014, 10:09 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By 14232949
she was in a state of orgasm, sexual ecstasy,...

she was in a state of orgasm, sexual ecstasy, non-stop for 30 minutes?
Gotta call bullsh*t on that.
Forum: The Lounge 02-11-2014, 10:33 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By 14232949
On friday, I had sex with another virgin. Two in...

On friday, I had sex with another virgin. Two in the span of one week. Jeez.
They seem to be coming out the woodwork all of a sudden.
Forum: The Lounge 02-07-2014, 12:58 PM
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Posted By 14232949
nailed it. Add to this the blood and tears....

nailed it.
Add to this the blood and tears. It's not the greatest experience.
Forum: The Lounge 02-03-2014, 12:17 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By 14232949
So, I had sex with a virgin on Friday.

So, I had sex with a virgin on Friday.
Forum: The Lounge 01-18-2014, 01:41 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By 14232949
Sometimes I try and rush sex so that I can just...

Sometimes I try and rush sex so that I can just cuddle.
Forum: The Lounge 01-02-2014, 06:23 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By 14232949
I really do hate TMZ. Also, there's no way...

I really do hate TMZ.
Also, there's no way this relationship's lasting for more than a couple of months now.
She's way out of his league, he's not even good looking.
Forum: The Lounge 01-02-2014, 01:47 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By 14232949
Was told by a girl I've been sort of f*ck...

Was told by a girl I've been sort of f*ck buddying last night that I provided her with the best sex of her life (I presume since the last time we had sex)
Nothing special or particularly noteworthy,...
Forum: The Lounge 12-28-2013, 05:09 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By 14232949
Not usually, I mean it's okay but never enough to...

Not usually, I mean it's okay but never enough to get me off on its own.
There just isn't enough intimate action, other than occasionally holding her hair back.
I usually get bored at the length...
Forum: The Lounge 12-28-2013, 09:56 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By 14232949
Pretend to be really frustrated/annoyed about her...

Pretend to be really frustrated/annoyed about her being on her period. As if it's a selfish act, in an attempt to empathize with you she might just give in.
I've never really seen the appeal. I...
Forum: The Lounge 11-27-2013, 06:19 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By 14232949
right so I cut a whole in a condom and slid the...

right so I cut a whole in a condom and slid the circular part down to the bottom of my shaft. Then masturbated.
It actually worked, although it wasn't 100% my cock was much firmer and harder than...
Forum: The Lounge 11-27-2013, 01:46 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By 14232949
do those things actually work? And where would I...

do those things actually work? And where would I get one?



Like, even when I masturbate I don't get a hard/firm erection. Like haven't had one in ages.
Forum: The Lounge 11-27-2013, 01:41 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By 14232949
surely it doesn't have to boil down to a choice...

surely it doesn't have to boil down to a choice between drink and sex?
Forum: The Lounge 11-27-2013, 01:36 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By 14232949
there is literally no advice on the internet. I...

there is literally no advice on the internet. I really don't know what to do.
It's been like this for months. I told my doctor who just shrugged it off like it was nothing.
There's massive...
Forum: The Lounge 11-27-2013, 01:30 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By 14232949
yo my peeps, any of you guys ever had problems...

yo my peeps, any of you guys ever had problems getting your erection to be hard.
Like, it reaches the same width and height it usually would but it just flops back on itself?
Anybody ever...
Forum: The Lounge 11-27-2013, 01:09 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By 14232949
It doesn't make you a manwhore trying it. Do you...

It doesn't make you a manwhore trying it. Do you think you're mentally ready for sex? I realize it can be quite intimidating, I was intimidated by sex before I had it.

If you're nervous, just...
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