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Forum: The Lounge 10-10-2013, 08:12 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By crukster
Today, I sucked myself off and spunked in my eye....

Today, I sucked myself off and spunked in my eye. It helped to do shoulder lift. i still like girls. That is all *serious*:finger: also I touched my bumhole:yikes:

Now I am eating crumpets.
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Forum: The Lounge 10-07-2013, 03:40 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
When I sticky my fingers in my bum and fap it...

When I sticky my fingers in my bum and fap it makes me squirt massive sticky thick cumhots al over the wall and sometimes in my own nose.

Its ok. I like women with an inquisitive attitude. :jailed:
Forum: The Lounge 03-03-2012, 12:02 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By crukster
I wasn't, but thanks for demonstrating why I hate...

I wasn't, but thanks for demonstrating why I hate people. I titty ****ed dolls when I was a kid because I was a normal hormonal pubescent kid. You make up rumours about me because you weren't, dude....
Forum: The Lounge 03-03-2012, 11:44 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By crukster
eBay - one of the UK's largest shopping...

eBay - one of the UK's largest shopping destinations...
Forum: The Lounge 03-02-2012, 08:12 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
I used her legs like forceps and put her in the...

I used her legs like forceps and put her in the reverse cowgirl position with her arms turned up in the air. Messed with her hair a bit too. I would usually finish it up with a titwank with arm...
Forum: The Lounge 03-02-2012, 07:58 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
when I was 12, I ****ed the little barbie doll...

when I was 12, I ****ed the little barbie doll toilet roll holder lady between the legs in many positions...all on her perfect little feet and little plastic titties
Forum: The Lounge 02-26-2012, 06:12 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
No this is all about before it was cool...

No this is all about before it was cool...
Forum: The Lounge 02-26-2012, 05:16 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
I got a boner for a horse's vagina before it was...

I got a boner for a horse's vagina before it was cool but I just fed it some polos instead, cos, I knew I wouldn't be able to satisfy her having seen the size of a male horse's dick.
Forum: The Lounge 02-26-2012, 04:25 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
Is it possible that I lost my virginity while...

Is it possible that I lost my virginity while watching free sex cam girls and making love to my hand, because it was pretty full on and I felt something blow.
Forum: The Lounge 05-21-2011, 04:13 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
I think natural sweat is sexy. I like to smell my...

I think natural sweat is sexy. I like to smell my own armpits sometimes.

But not cos I'm weird or anything I just pretend like it's a girls armpits cos I dont have a girlfriend
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2011, 06:33 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
well exactly...they are not very smart... it's...

well exactly...they are not very smart... it's not difficult you just pick up a ballet and tick the box


only a woman could make such a fuss out of that :yeah: bless their little hearts...gotta...
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2011, 06:25 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
I find your use of the possesive "my" to be...

I find your use of the possesive "my" to be offensive.

Women are not objects dude. They're just like us...except not as smart or strong and they sometimes cant solve simple arthmetic. That's why...
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2011, 06:14 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
I think that's too much of a generalisation man....

I think that's too much of a generalisation man. There are all sorts of woman that like all sorts of cock. Girth, length, big, small, long, short, fat, skinny.

At the end of the day, it's all...
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2011, 01:51 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
six are you sure? I heard 9. Cos I was bragging...

six are you sure? I heard 9. Cos I was bragging once to a girl about my 12 incher. And she said "that's bull**** because most women are only 9 inches deep."

Really castrated me in front of the...
Forum: The Lounge 05-17-2011, 11:40 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
psht...my wang has 5 of those things on the top

psht...my wang has 5 of those things on the top
Forum: The Lounge 05-16-2011, 01:23 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
dunno, it seems to work for this guy ...

dunno, it seems to work for this guy

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-3/colin-farrell.jpg
Forum: The Lounge 05-16-2011, 12:27 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By crukster
is that some sort of proposition? :p: ;)

is that some sort of proposition? :p: ;)
Forum: The Lounge 05-16-2011, 12:25 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
Yeah but...just in general it's a good idea to...

Yeah but...just in general it's a good idea to wash. When I don't wash I smell like beef burgers.


There's a special name for those muscle contractions...I saw a woman almost snap a speculum with...
Forum: The Lounge 05-16-2011, 08:24 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
It's a body part if you dont wash of course it...

It's a body part if you dont wash of course it smells, dicks, pussys, you could 3 tentacles down there it would smell

I wouldnt call it a trademark of a vagina to smell like rotten fish, though....
Forum: The Lounge 05-11-2011, 11:03 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
In 90% of the videos I watch, that is mandatory...

In 90% of the videos I watch, that is mandatory foreplay lol man going down on the woman
Forum: The Lounge 03-30-2011, 07:08 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
Meh I'm not really into it tbh, I cant helping...

Meh I'm not really into it tbh, I cant helping lmao at some of the women's reaction faces, they look like the impossibru pic up there
Forum: The Lounge 03-30-2011, 06:55 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
lmfao "BUKAKAAAAAAAAAAE! amelikan has...

lmfao

"BUKAKAAAAAAAAAAE!

amelikan has anti air gun?"

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQdh7dfXXR-7tSK4sp6aHOA0L-Jzm8-EIOXvNEwu_l3rxKMJGcfgw&t=1
Forum: The Lounge 03-30-2011, 06:47 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
I never liked the word bukake, it sounds violent....

I never liked the word bukake, it sounds violent. Like something the WW2 Kamikaze pilots would shout while they're flying into you.

BUKAKAE!! BUKAKE!!!! ARRGHH DOMO YAAAAH BUKAKE BUKAKE!!!
Forum: The Lounge 03-29-2011, 05:06 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
It's like clearing out the pipes lol feels like...

It's like clearing out the pipes lol feels like when you've been holding in a piss for about 2 hours and you finally get to go "aaaaaaaaaaah relief"
Forum: The Lounge 03-29-2011, 04:29 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,617
Posted By crukster
http://pyzeppelin.free.fr/photos/bonzo/bonzo71_jap...

http://pyzeppelin.free.fr/photos/bonzo/bonzo71_jap.jpg

and a Bonzo after every crap
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