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Forum: The Lounge 12-05-2011, 06:19 PM
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Posted By lucifer_sam
I think it's great that you harbor absolutely no...

I think it's great that you harbor absolutely no pretense about it. Why worry?

Sex is and always should be a matter of great spontaneity. Teaching children about it is perhaps the dumbest thing...
Forum: The Lounge 12-05-2011, 06:11 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,619
Posted By lucifer_sam
It is quite a bit of a perversion, now that I...

It is quite a bit of a perversion, now that I think on it. I'm not doing it to my future sons for sure.

But those circumcised men among us have to accept it for what it is rather than trying to...
Forum: The Lounge 12-05-2011, 11:44 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By lucifer_sam
I'm sure you'd know more than anyone else, with...

I'm sure you'd know more than anyone else, with your affinity for various dicks in places.
Forum: The Lounge 12-05-2011, 11:36 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By lucifer_sam
And we have ourselves a winner.

And we have ourselves a winner.
Forum: The Lounge 12-05-2011, 11:17 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By lucifer_sam
Duh?

Duh?
Forum: The Lounge 12-05-2011, 11:14 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By lucifer_sam
The difference in feeling is largely in your...

The difference in feeling is largely in your head...I used to get a little upset my parents got me cut without my consent, but I completely "get it" now.

Circumcision isn't designed to prevent...
Forum: The Lounge 12-05-2011, 06:39 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,619
Posted By lucifer_sam
I'm still a sober virgin. Go me. Having sex...

I'm still a sober virgin. Go me.

Having sex on drugs is nowhere near as awesome as off.
Forum: The Lounge 12-05-2011, 03:57 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By lucifer_sam
Same. I remember being on Celexa for a while...

Same.

I remember being on Celexa for a while and I literally had to fight with myself to produce ANYTHING. After two weeks of that I started wondering "you know maybe depression aint so bad in...
Forum: The Lounge 12-05-2011, 03:07 AM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By lucifer_sam
You might wanna avoid traveling down that road in...

You might wanna avoid traveling down that road in the long run. It is quite a bit of fun but I've had to re-learn pretty much everything I "knew" about sex since hitting that sobriety milestone.
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Forum: The Lounge 12-04-2011, 09:23 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,619
Posted By lucifer_sam
:laughing: I'm aware of that. There are...

:laughing:

I'm aware of that. There are still some girls that come on really strong but expect me to take advantage of them thereafter -- it is just ****ing weird. When I was a lad I could have...
Forum: The Lounge 12-04-2011, 07:40 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,619
Posted By lucifer_sam
Hahahaha! The ulterior extreme is invariably...

Hahahaha!

The ulterior extreme is invariably much, MUCH worse. Starfishes make for some ****ing awful sex.
Forum: The Lounge 12-03-2011, 05:13 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By lucifer_sam
On the contrary, it affirms my affinity for the...

On the contrary, it affirms my affinity for the vag. Evolution created such a perfect habitat for the male member, why waste the opportunity?

Reading this kind of stuff just makes me want to...
Forum: The Lounge 11-26-2011, 09:58 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,619
Posted By lucifer_sam
Now this seems a bit tame in comparison. And...

Now this seems a bit tame in comparison.

And what do you know, jissom isn't censored at all.
Forum: The Lounge 04-25-2010, 01:50 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,619
Posted By lucifer_sam
Hahahaha. But you have to admit, it was...

Hahahaha.

But you have to admit, it was pretty damn popular for 1968. Even if it was a tragic turd that landed on music history.
Forum: The Lounge 04-25-2010, 01:34 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,619
Posted By lucifer_sam
Hey, it's not like it was an immensely popular...

Hey, it's not like it was an immensely popular tune that pushed prog into the mainstream or anything... =/
Forum: The Lounge 03-08-2010, 06:42 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,619
Posted By lucifer_sam
This...actually works for boys. Well, it did for...

This...actually works for boys. Well, it did for me anyways. It's way too messy to try as an adult though. =/
Forum: The Lounge 03-05-2010, 10:38 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By lucifer_sam
One of my best friends tried to get off on me in...

One of my best friends tried to get off on me in the middle stall of a crowded women's bathroom in some smelly frat house earlier this year.

DID NOT WANT.
Forum: The Lounge 02-02-2010, 08:50 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,619
Posted By lucifer_sam
Meh. In my line of experience the Rosie...

Meh. In my line of experience the Rosie O'Donnells of the world vastly outnumber the Portia di Rossis.
Forum: The Lounge 08-12-2009, 01:04 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,619
Posted By lucifer_sam
yeah, sure we do, enjoy HIV.

yeah, sure we do, enjoy HIV.
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2009, 09:26 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,619
Posted By lucifer_sam
you've got some tiny hands there, bro.

you've got some tiny hands there, bro.
Forum: The Lounge 04-20-2009, 08:36 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,619
Posted By lucifer_sam
i'm a big fan of the onesome. although sometimes...

i'm a big fan of the onesome. although sometimes i feel like i get cheated, it always seems like i'm the only one doing anything.
Forum: The Lounge 04-20-2009, 06:24 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,619
Posted By lucifer_sam
these words do not compute.

these words do not compute.
Forum: The Lounge 04-20-2009, 12:01 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,619
Posted By lucifer_sam
she's a lot cuter irl than in any of her movies.

she's a lot cuter irl than in any of her movies.
Forum: The Lounge 04-13-2009, 08:00 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,619
Posted By lucifer_sam
shaving has nothing to do with hygiene; if...

shaving has nothing to do with hygiene; if anything it exposes the body more to STDs from all the tiny open wounds (your body has hair for a reason). it's strictly a societal expectation, and a...
Forum: The Lounge 04-13-2009, 01:35 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 863,619
Posted By lucifer_sam
yeah, my teacher tried to harp the preference for...

yeah, my teacher tried to harp the preference for neotenic traits on us too.

load of ****, i find it repulsive to see girls that look way too young.
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