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Old 01-18-2020, 01:55 PM   #31 (permalink)
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What it be ****ty if we all spammed it with terrible reviews?
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Old 01-18-2020, 01:57 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I know leaving a review musing about his latent homosexuality would be super obvious and cliche but how much would it piss him off?
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Old 01-18-2020, 01:57 PM   #33 (permalink)
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What it be ****ty if we all spammed it with terrible reviews?
I think it would be better if we spammed it with only glowing five star reviews so that if anybody actually buys it they'll be incredibly disappointed and might take to review pages and social media for some organic ****talking that could define the book's reputation.
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Old 01-18-2020, 01:59 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2020, 02:01 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I think it would be better if we spammed it with only glowing five star reviews so that if anybody actually buys it they'll be incredibly disappointed and might take to review pages and social media for some organic ****talking that could define the book's reputation.
That probably won't happen though so we don't want the only reviews he's likely to get to make him happy.
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Old 01-18-2020, 02:02 PM   #36 (permalink)
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But make the reviews sarcastic and passive aggressive.

Like, "I really love the way he uses 'fallacy' to mean something that it's never meant before. Where most would use the word 'lie' he reaches where most wouldn't dare and doesn't let dictionaries dictate his vocabulary."
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Old 01-18-2020, 02:06 PM   #37 (permalink)
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At first glance the thread title looks like one of the reported posts threads that we get in the mod cave and I'm like oh great what happened this time.
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A dad that writes ****ty, self indulgent poetry

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Old 01-18-2020, 02:12 PM   #40 (permalink)
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