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Old 10-29-2022, 09:50 AM   #81 (permalink)
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Axl looked at Wild Water's shows they had done and he realized that Wild Water was actually the New Guns N'Roses, not Cake Cream. Cake Cream sounded much better than Guns N'Roses, so they definitely weren't the New Guns N'Roses. Wild Water definitely did sound like Guns N'Roses, and even had the reckless attitude Guns N'Roses had when they were younger. Cake Cream was as good as gold. Cake Cream were nice boys. Also, Mike, the Singer of Cake Cream really didn't sound all that like Axl, he had his own signature style, and but was definitely not the "Front and center," Front Man that Axl was for Guns N'Roses. Jimmy and James, the Guitarists, had more stage presence than Mike did.



But with Wild Water, Sam,the Singer had the in your face, reckless, front man that Young Axl had in the 80's. Wild Water all had that reckless in your face vibe.



Axl was torn. Wild Water was the New Guns N'Roses, not Cake Cream. What should he do? He'd look like a douchebag dropping Cake Cream for Wild Water. And like a backstabber.



Axl had a great idea. Maybe he could call Older Axl to be Wild Water's Manager and he could remain Cake Cream's Manager.



Axl called Older Axl and said," Axl, I/we made a huge mistake. Cake Cream is not the new Guns N'Roses. It's Wild Water."



Older Axl said,"I also think that Wild Water sounds much more like us than Cake Cream des and Wild Water has the attitude which Cake Cream doesn't have."



Axl was like,"Good, we're on the same page that Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses, and Cake Cream is not."



Older Axl responded,"So, what do you want to do? Leave Cake Cream for Wild Water?" That will make you look really bad."



Axl responded,"I know. Would you like to be Wild Water's Manager and I remain Cake Cream's Manager?"



Older Axl replied with a sigh,"Axl, you're asking a lot out of me. First, I watched Cake Cream for you, then I let James live with me for a couple of days, and now you're asking me to be Wild Water's Manager."



Axl responded, "Okay, fine, let the actual New Guns N'Roses go fall by the wayside before they even really get started." Axl said, sneakily.*



Older Axl responded with a sigh,"Okay, fine, I agree to be Wild Water's Manager."



Axl smiled and thanked him.



Older Axl welcomed him.



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.




Older Axl called Slash and asked him if he thought that Wild Water was the New Guns N'Roses.



Slash responded, "Yep, Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses."



Older Axl said,"How do you feel about me managing Wild Water?"



Slash responded, "Uh, Wild Water is wild as hell. They're reckless!"



Older Axl responded wryly,"So were we when we were in our 20's. "



Slash responded,"But we weren't THAT reckless and wild!"



Older Axl to responded,"Good point, but maybe we can put Wild Water under our wings and get them to rein in their very reckless and wild nature while getting them to become huge successful Superstars like Cake Cream is. "



Slash responded,"You have good points "



Older Axl smiled and thanked him. Slash agreed that Older Axl should become Wild Water's Manager.



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Older Axl went down to the local jail cell and decided to bail out Wild Water. He went to visit Wild Water in jail. He took paper and pen with him.



He told the Guard he wanted to pay Wild Water's bail. The Guard looked at him curiously.



Older Axl responded,"I'm W. Axl Rose and I definitely can afford and want to pay Wild Water's bail.



The Guard said,"You sure? Wild Water is very wild."



Older Axl responded, "I'm sure."



The Guard said,"Okay." Older Axl paid Wild Water's bail, and Older Axl was allowed to go to their jail cell. He went to their jail cell and chatted with them.



He told them that he wanted to be their Manager and they were like,"Oh my God, you're W. Axl Rose!" They were starstruck.



Older Axl smiled and told them they were the New Guns N'Roses and if they signed Contracts and let him be their Manager, he could make them very successful.



They agreed. He drew up some Contracts that stated he was their Manager and they agreed to stop being so wild and reckless, i.e, stop attacking Police and assaulting People in general. They nodded. A passing Guard was asked by Older Axl if he could be a Witness and he agreed. Wild Water read, understood, and all signed. Older Axl agreed and the Guard signed as Witness. Wild Water was soon released. Wild Water and W(Older Axl) decided to go to Claven Records and see if Claven Records wanted to sign Wild Water.



Claven Records was hesitant, but W claimed that Wild Water was the New Guns N'Roses."



Claven Records said,"We thought it was general knowledge that Cake Cream is the New Guns N'Roses."



W shook his head and said,"No, Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses, not Cake Cream."



Claven Records were like,"But Wild Water is wild and reckless!"



Wild Water and W promised that Wild Water agreed to scale back their wild and reckless nature a lot.



Claven Records tentatively agreed to sign Wild Water up. W, Wild Water, read, understood, and signed the Contracts. Wild Water was officially signed to Claven Records! Claven Records, W, and Wild Water all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and W and Wild Water left.
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Old 10-29-2022, 09:53 AM   #82 (permalink)
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W called Axl and said,"The deal is done. Wild Water is now signed to Claven Records and I am their Manager."



Axl responded with a smile,"That's wonderful news!"



W smiled and said,"Thank you."



Axl welcomed him.



W then thought of the fact that he would be very busy doing Guns N'Roses Show and being Wild Water's Manager.



Axl said,"You were lead singer of AC/DC and Guns N'Roses the very same year in 2016. You can do this."



W responded,"I'm not so sure. " He had doubts.



Axl thought of something off the top of his head. Axl said,"Why not combine Guns N'Roses and Wild Water? Wild Water is the New Guns Roses, so why not just bring Wild Water into the Guns N'Roses Family? Why not try something like,"Wild Guns?"



W responded,"That's not too bad of an idea."



Axl thanked him and was welcomed.



W said," Axl, you really do have great ideas."



Axl responded with a playful laugh,"Stop flattering yourself. But, thank you."



W responded back with a laugh. W responded,"I'm really glad you showed up in 2022."



Axl responded,"I'm glad I showed up in 2022 too."



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

Axl admitted to Cake Cream that there were new Claven Records Brothers who were around their ages .



Cake Cream said,"Who are our new Claven Records Brothers?



Axl said,"Let's just say, Amy, my Sister loves Wet And Wild makeup."



Cake Cream were like,"Wet And Wild makeup? Are Wild Water our new Claven Records Brothers?"



Axl said,"Yes."



Cake Cream asked,"Who is Wild Water's Manager?"



Axl responded someone who is like my Older Brother. Though, actually, he'd be more like my Father than my Older Brother."



Cake Cream asked,"Is Older Axl Wild Water's Manager?"



Axl responded,"Yes."



Cake Cream were like,"Why would Older Axl want to Manage Wild Water? They're wild and reckless!"



Axl responded," They can have their wild recklessness reined in by Older Axl and the rest of Guns N'Roses. It'll be fun to have 6 new Brothers.



Cake Cream reluctantly agreed to accept the fact that Wild Water were now their Musical Brothers.



Axl smiled.



Meanwhile, Older Axl booked Wild Water for the next Guns N'Roses Show that night.
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Old 10-29-2022, 10:10 AM   #83 (permalink)
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W called Cake Cream and Axl and invited them to go to the Wild Guns Show.

Axl and Cake Cream were delighted to go. W got them 6 Free Wild Guns tickets. Axl and Cake Cream got ready for Wild Guns. They chilled and then got ready for the show. They wear wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.

They went to the Venue and W gave them their tickets, they were excited and he had made all of Wild Guns wear motorcycle helmets and bulletproof vests.

Wild Guns practiced and they sounded good. It was time for the Show. Cake Cream and Axl sat in the front row. Wild Guns performed behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and they were really good. Wild Water sounded really aggressive and passionate and Guns N'Roses was calm and chill. The perfect balance. Fans of both Wild Water and Guns N'Roses were delighted to see them perform as one Supergroup..

Cake Cream and Axl enjoyed the Show too. The Final Sendoff happened to wild(no pun intended, cheering and then the Show was over.

After the Show, Wild Guns, Cake Cream and Axl all went to dinner and had a great dinner. Axl did a toast to the New Claven Family Members and was toasted back. Axl couldn't believe in a good way that Wild Water was now part of Guns N'Roses. Funny how life turned out. Fans asked everybody for Selfies and Autographs and everybody obliged. The Fans were happy and thanked them and were welcomed. The Fans went back to their own tables.

After eating, Cake Cream and Axl went home.

Already the Wild Guns Show was going viral. Fans were like, That Wild Guns Show was great. We now have two new bands we can jam too, Wild Guns and Cake Cream. "

Cake Cream and Axl blushed happily.

Other Fans were like,"Axl Rose is managing Cake Cream and W. Axl Rose is managing Wild Water. Life is sweet."



Axl and Cake Cream got ready for bed and went to sleep.

The next day, Cake Cream and Axl woke up and on Social Media, there were posts mentioning that Cake Cream didn't have aggressive and reckless edges like Wild Water had. They mentioned that it would be nice to see Cake Cream be more aggressive and reckless.

Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously.

Axl said, "You guys shouldn't go be aggressive and reckless. You guys are good as gold nice boys. Your talent is your gimmick.

Cake Cream mentioned mockingly"Nice boys don't play rock and roll. I'm not a nice boy and I never will be,"From Guns N'Roses Nice Boys song.

Axl said wryly, Guns N'Roses wrote Nice Boys in 1988 when being reckless and aggressive were much more accepted than 2022."

Cake Cream were like,"You have good points," Axl. Axl smiled.

On Social Media, there were posts saying stuff like, " Cake Cream isn't the New Guns N'Roses, they sound really good, but I don't know what they are. Wild Water is actually the New Guns N'Roses."

Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously.

Axl took a deep breath and told Cake Cream,"It's true. You aren't the New Guns N'Roses. You guys sound better than Guns N'Roses."


Cake Cream smiled.

Jimmy asked, "Who do you prefer out of us and Guns N'Roses? We promise we won't tell anyone else. Cake Cream backed up Jimmy.

You guys promise to just keep it between us? Axl asked tentatively.

Each and every Cake Cream Member promised.

Axl said," I love both Guns N'Roses and Cake Cream. They're both good Bands. But I feel closer to Cake Cream than Guns N'Roses. Cake Cream is solely MY Band, and I don't share Cake Cream with 4 other People. I love Managing Cake Cream and being part of Cake Cream. Technically, I am no longer part of Guns N'Roses but I am actively part of Cake Cream. It doesn't hurt that I am dating a Cake Cream Member, but never dated a Guns N'Roses Member. He and Billy blushed happily at each other.

All of Cake Cream smiled. Axl felt good telling Cake Cream his feelings.

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Old 10-29-2022, 10:19 AM   #84 (permalink)
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They got ready for bed and went to sleep. When they awoke, they ate and got ready for the day.



Cake Cream and Axl were able to chill, no Cake Cream Show today.



They watched a South Park episode where Cartman was singing a song in front of a large audience at a Concert. He was singing off key, so he got booed and said,"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" And stormed off the stage angrily.



Axl said,"I would have said,"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" And left in Cartman's position too. Getting booed is no fun."



Cake Cream giggled.



Axl was like,"What's so funny?"



They showed him the infamous Riverport Concert Riot clip where he stopped the concert and dove in headfirst off the stage and into the crowd and smacked someone in the head and then angrily left early.



Axl said incredulously, "I dove in headfirst off the stage and into the crowd and smacked someone in the head and angrily left early? I must have been on some dumb shait to do that."



"Actually, you were sober in this era," Jimmy said. Cake Cream backed up Jimmy.



"I was sober and did that?" Axl responded.



Cake Cream responded,"Remember this was around the time you went crazy in the early 90's."



Axl nodded and was like,"Man if I did that now, I'd probably be kicked out of Guns N'Roses for that!"



Cake Cream wasn't sure if Axl would have been kicked out of Guns N'Roses for that in 2022.



Axl did some research on the infamous Riverport Concert Riot and wondered how he in the near future ended up being arrested for starting a Riot when he didn't expect a Riot.



Axl said,"If anything, I should have been arrested for assault for smacking the guy in the head, not starting a Riot."



Cake Cream were like,"You have valid points, but this was a long time ago. Luckily, this is water under the bridge in 2022."



Axl smiled. Cake Cream smiled back. They chatted a little more about the infamous Riverport Concert Riot.



They all had a good day, just chilling.



The next day, it was Billy's 27th birthday. Cake Cream and Axl decided to just throw him a private birthday party, just them 6. They ordered birthday cake, ice cream, cookies, chips, soda from Instacart and ordered no contact pizza. The food and soda arrived.



They set up the party and Billy was delighted his 4 Brothers and Boyfriend threw him a party, for just them 6. Axl said,"Happy birthday, Baby," and Billy blushed happily. Jimmy, James, Andy, and Mike were like,"Happy birthday, Billy. Billy smiled even more happily. The party was fun and Cake Cream and Axl enjoyed Billy's private birthday party. They got to chill today too. They had a fun day.
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They got ready for bed and went to sleep.



The next day, there were still no Cake Cream Shows. Wild Guns however had a Show today.



Cake Cream and Axl were getting a little suspicious. Were they becoming irrelevant with the "birth of the "New brothers," Wild Water?



Axl and Cake Cream decided to go to Claven Records. They got ready and went to Claven Records. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



At Claven Records, they straight up asked Timothy if they were becoming irrelevant.



Timothy gave them an uncomfortable look. Cake Cream and Axl knew bad news was coming.



They were like," Just tell us the truth, Timothy. We're adults and can handle it."



Timothy took a deep breath and said,"It's just that Cake Cream was being hailed as the new Guns N'Roses, when you guys aren't. Wild Water actually is the New Guns N'Roses. So now that the TRUE New Guns N'Roses, Wild Water are now in the spotlight, you guys are kind of by the wayside obscurity has beens now. Wild Guns is huge right now."



Cake Cream and Axl were like,"Ouch. This can't be good.



Timothy was like,"A lot of Music Fans are fickle. Sorry about this."



Cake Cream and Axl thanked him for telling them the truth and giving them sympathy. They all had weird looking smiles. They all wanted to cry but wanted to look strong. Timothy welcomed them.



They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and Cake Cream and Axl went home.



Cake Cream and Axl couldn't believe that they were irrelevant has beens all ready. They JUST became hugely successful.

They wallowed in their misery for that day, just hanging out and commiserating. Axl wondered internally if he should dump Cake Cream and go join the wildly successful Wild Guns. His conscience told him not to do it, not to betray Cake Cream for Wild Guns. He was torn.



Axl was fighting back resentment. Cake Cream was now considered irrelevant has beens and Wild Water/Wild Guns were really successful. He knew that it would be a really big douchebag move to dump Cake Cream for Wild Water/Wild Guns, but Cake Cream were irrelevant has beens now. What Manager would want to be Manager of an irrelevant has beens Band? His heart was saying,"Stay with Cake Cream. Don't dump them for Wild Water/Wild Guns. Cake Cream is a good band and is YOUR band. "His brain was saying,"Dump Cake Cream for Wild Water/Wild Guns. Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses. Cake Cream is not. Go where the huge success is."



Once again, he was torn. He felt conflicted.
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Cake Cream went up to Axl and each and every one of them all said,"We love you, Axl. And you love us. We're a good Family.* Please don't leave us."


Axl had temporarily forgotten about the telepathic relationship all 6 of them had. They must have been reading his mind and been reading his inner conflict about whether or not he should dump them for the currently wildly successful Wild Guns Supergroup. Them telling him that broke him in the good way to listen to his heart and stay with Cake Cream. He had 4 Brothers and a Boyfriend who all loved him and who he loved too.



He answered with a smile,"I love all of you guys too. I'm not leaving you guys."



Cake Cream all smiled. Axl knew he made the right decision by deciding to stick with Cake Cream and not dump them for the currently wildly successful Wild Guns Supergroup. Cake Cream was his family. So what if Cake Cream were considered irrelevant has beens now? They were a good as gold group.



They decided to go to the mall and hang out. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



Cake Cream hecklers asked Axl how it felt to be the Manager of Cake Cream, who was now an irrelevant has been Band.



Axl responded, "I love being Cake Cream's Manager. They are as good as gold. In fact, they're so good, they're even better than gold. They're Bronze, which is even better than gold!



Cake Cream had to lovingly shake their heads at Axl thinking that Bronze was better than gold. Bronze was worse than gold.They understood what he was trying to say however. Cake Cream was all smiling.



The hecklers were filming this and laughed. It really was funny, Axl thinking Bronze was better than gold. The hecklers soon left.



Cake Cream told Axl in private, "Bronze is WORSE than gold, not better."



Axl realized his mistake and blushed.



Cake Cream thanked him for standing up for them even though he got the precious metals mixed up.



He welcomed them. They had fun chilling at the mall.
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After the mall, they went back home and already Axl's "Bronze is even better than gold," impromptu interview was going viral on YouTube.



Axl and Cake Cream blushed. Fans of Cake Cream and Axl were like,"LMAO! We should make this a hashtag and a meme. #"Bronzeisbetterthangold#"-Axl Rose.



Soon there were a lot of Memes being posted on Social Media comparing gold and bronze and saying stuff like, "That awkward moment when bronze is better than gold."



On SNL, the opening Montage said,"I am a World Class Olympian Runner and they had the audacity to give me the GOLD medal! How DARE they? How insulting! I wanted the damn BRONZE medal! The Bronze medal* is better than the Gold medal, don't you know? "The Audience cheered wildly and laughed heartily.



Cake Cream and Axl laughed at how viral Axl's "Bronze is better than gold," thing is.

They chilled more and then went to bed.



The next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready for the day. They were able to chill again since there wasn't any Cake Cream Shows for today.



On the News, there were even multiple segments about the bronze is better than gold thing. There were even jewelry experts that pointed out that Axl's quote actually didn't seem all that off. These jewelry experts pointed out that bronze was a very hard metal, whereas gold was a very soft medal. Meaning bronze is stronger physically than gold. News Anchors were pleasantly surprised.

Axl was beginning to hatch a plan. Maybe he could make Cake Cream's third album and call it Bronze Cake, and have a huge picture of a bronze cake. Why not strike while the iron was still hot on this one?

He told Cake Cream his plan and they thought it was just the perfect title for their third album. They agreed to record Bronze Cake.



He wrote 10 more songs and Mike sang the songs, Andy played Keyboard, Jimmy played Bass Guitar, James played Lead Guitar, and Billy played the Drums. It sounded good. Since today was Sunday, they'd have to wait until Monday to give this to Claven Records. They chilled for the rest of the day.



The next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready to go to Claven Records. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and left to go to Claven Records.



At Claven Records, they gave Timothy Bronze Cake, he listened to it and loved it. He offered them 50 million each, plus Royalties to sell Bronze Cake to Claven Records. He drew up some Contracts for them. They all read, understood, agreed, and signed. They sold Bronze Cake to Claven Records. Timothy smiled and Zelled them 50 Million each. They each thanked Timothy and vice versa and were welcomed and vice versa. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and Cake Cream and Axl went back home.



Already, Bronze Cake hit number one on Itunes. Fans loved it! Were Cake Cream and Axl back on top? Was this officially their Comeback Album?



On top of this, in a good way, bronze, the metal was now in a frenzy. Bronze was now trending on Google and in the top three searches on Google. People were clamoring to buy bronze now. Bronze stock went up a LOT. It was a VERY hot commodity now. Axl couldn't believe his,"Bronze is better than gold," quip was the catalyst for all of this.



Cake Cream and Axl smiled. They chilled for the rest of the day.
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Bronze Cake was a huge success. Cake Cream and Axl got bookings for shows again. They had a booking for the James L Knight Center again to perform Bronze Cake on Wednesday. They were excited. They practiced and chilled for those two days. Wild Guns didn't have any shows booked for Wednesday, so Cake Cream and Axl gave Wild Guns free tickets to see Cake Cream perform Bronze Cake at the James L Knight Center. Wild Guns were excited. Wild Guns, Cake Cream, and Axl were all wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



Cake Cream performed behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and Fans cheered wildly. Wild Guns was cheering wildly too. Cake Cream was really good and Fans were happy to see them performing again. The final sendoff happened to more wild cheering and then the Show was over. Wild Guns, Cake Cream and Axl went to dinner again, just having a good time together again. They all paid and left.



Cake Cream and Axl went home and got ready for bed and slept.



When they awoke, they ate and got ready for the day. Already Bronze Cake performance was going viral. Fans were like,"Cake Cream and Axl are BACK after their irrelevancy!"



Some responses were like,"They were only irrelevant for a couple of days. LMAO! That's really not a long time away at all."



Claven Records called Cake Cream and Axl and congratulated them on how good Bronze Cake Show was. They all thanked them and were welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



They watched MTV and there was a Segment on Cake Cream. Of course Cake Cream and Axl were interested.



A Music Critic said, "Cake Cream doesn't really sound like any other Band that exists right now. Cake Cream definitely has their own signature sound. In fact, I'd say that Cake Cream is a brand new sound. That's why they sound so unique and good. No one sounds like them. They're definitely innovative. They're a first Generation sound.



Cake Cream and Axl looked at each other happily. Did Cake Cream create a brand new sound? Axl knew that Cake Cream sounded better than Guns N'Roses, but them having their own sound is actually a pretty big deal. Soon that segment went viral.



Fans were like,"The Music Critic is right. Cake Cream is their own signature sound. Soon Guinness World Records were mentioning possibly adding Cake Cream as ,"Original Sound," which is once again a pretty big deal. The Guinness World Records were already considering putting Cake Cream in GWR for ,"Most Grammys won in a single night by a New Band," for their 6 Grammy win. Although the 5 Grammys were given back, they still won 6 Grammys that night. They were also considering putting them in the GWR for the fact that they had their Debut(All The Sweet Filling), their Sophomore Album(Tasty Cake Reloaded), and their Junior Album(Bronze Cake) the same year, something that was practically unheard of. They were also considering putting them in GWR for Wealthiest Music Band for earning roughly 2 billion in a single year.



Cake Cream and Axl were happy. Cake Cream was definitely a Dark Horse in the music world. They went from VERY unknown earlier this year, to being wildly successful and very wealthy.
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Cake Cream had won 500 Million each from the Brandon Records thing and they were worth 2.5 Billion at the time just from that. They each gave Axl 100 Million for being such a good Friend and Manager to them, so they were still worth 2 billion just from the Brandon Records thing. Before the Brandon Records thing, Cake Cream were worth about 100 Million each, or 500 Million combined. With Bronze Cake, each Cake Cream Member got at least 50 million each. So they, combined still were worth at least 2.5 Billion. Wow! They were the wealthiest Music Band in the World in only their 20's!



Guinness World Records put Cake Cream as the Wealthiest Music Band in the world. They even surpassed The Beatles, who are worth about 2.2 Billion.



Cake Cream and Axl were excited! Cake Cream were now officially in the Guinness World Records! WOW! Funny how life turned out. Cake Cream once again, went from being kind of unknown earlier this year to being really successful and very wealthy, and are now a part of History as a part of Guinness World Records.



Cake Cream were wondering if they should start charging more for Cake Cream tickets now that they were the Wealthiest Band in the world. They wondered if they should charge $500 a ticket now.



Axl shook his head. Remember, we made a promise to NEVER raise Cake Cream tickets. We PROMISED that we would ALWAYS charge $25 a ticket. We have to honor our PROMISE.



Cake Cream reluctantly agreed to keep their promise to NEVER raise Cake Cream ticket prices. Axl smiled. In an interesting thing, on Social Media, there were lots of Cakers who mentioned how grateful they were that a Cake Cream ticket was only $25 and would be only $25 for good. They mentioned they loved how cheap it was, especially with inflation.



Axl gave Cake Cream meaningful looks.



Cake Cream were like," Okay, Axl, you're right.

John Wilson was incarcerated in another State, Axl's Band, Cake Cream, were the Wealthiest Music Band in the world, they were wildly successful, he himself was worth about 700 Million. He had these 4 Cake Cream Brothers and a Cake Boyfriend who loved him dearly and vice versa. Axl was glad he decided to stay with Cake Cream and vice versa. Life was good. Axl smiled again.
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Axl said to Cake Cream,"It's so good that we have a combined net worth of at least 3 Billion. "He smiled. Cake Cream smiled back at him.



They watched the News and....Brian Washington claimed he was suing Cake Cream for 50 Million each for not stopping Axl from punching him in his face and breaking his Camera.



Cake Cream and Axl were incredulous.



Cake Cream were like,"Brian Washington is trying to sue us AGAIN?



Axl shook his head. "He can't sue you guys. He signed a legally binding Contract that states he is NEVER allowed to ask you guys for money after getting the $200,000. I can't believe he's trying to sue you guys again.



Brian Washington gave a rakish, nasty smile and showed the News his copy of the Contract.



Axl had signed his name as Axl Rose on the Contract and not W. Axl Rose, his full legal name. Oops. Technical Loophole. Brian could sue Cake Cream for 50 Million.



Cake Cream were like,"Uh, there's no way that Brian Washington could sue us, right? Axl gave them chagrined looks.



"Yes, he could sue you guys. I didn't sign my full legal name. Cake Cream were worried.



Axl said,"This is my fault, I'll take care of it"



Cake Cream trusted him, tentatively.



Axl sent each of them 50 Million each from his own Bank Account for them to pay Brian Washington.



Brian Washington said he was suing them in two days. Cake Cream were grateful that Axl rectified his mistake by giving them 50 Million each in order to pay off Brian Washington.



Axl and Cake Cream hatched a plan together. They did a Cake Cream show the next day and were really good. Fans cheered wildly.



On the Court Date, Axl and Cake Cream showed up early. They didn't even need Lawyers for this. Cake Cream would just pay Brian Washington the 50 Million each.



Soon, Brian Washington showed up with a Lawyer. The Court was in Session soon.



Brian gave Cake Cream and Axl cool smirks and was like,"Nice to see you guys," Cake Cream and Axl gave mocking sneers back.



Brian's Lawyer said that Brian was entitled to the 50 Million each from Cake Cream because Axl didn't sign his full legal name.



Axl had drawn up a Contract that said,"I, Brian Dean Washington promise to NEVER sue or ask James Mitchell Dobson, William Anderson Parks, Andrew Tyson McCall, James Patrick King, Michael Alexander Thompson, no one in Guns N'Roses, W. Axl Rose, Axl Rose, for money after getting 50 Million each. Axl showed Brian Washington the Contract and Brian read, understood, agreed and signed, being excited over the very near prospect of being $250 Million richer. Cake Cream also signed all of their full names. The Judge allowed Axl to sign his legal name, W. Axl Rose as Witness even though he drew up the Contract. Cake Cream all Zelled Brian $ 50 Million each. Brian was happy to be $250 Million richer. Brian paid his Lawyer. The Court was adjourned shortly. Cake Cream and Axl went home.
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