It may not be that funny to a lot of people, but here's something from around my area: after the loss of Marian Hossa to the Detroit Red Wings [after we lost to them in the Stanley Cup Finals, too (that's ice hockey for you Western Europeans)], we signed someone else:
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Gone, most notably, are Marian Hossa and Ryan Malone, the team's best wingers, who were lost in free agency. In their place, both signed to one-year deals, are Miroslav Satan and Ruslan Fedotenko, two wingers who are less productive and older.
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That's right. I don't care how his name is actually pronounced. We just made a contract with Satan, i.e. The Prince of Darkness. Ima gonna snatch me up a jersey as soon as they come off the press.
Despite loss of Hossa, Penguins still look solid