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Old 07-05-2008, 06:12 AM   #11 (permalink)
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'The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.'

Well, we all do that from time to time but we do it in our own homes, I mean am I right or am I right?
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sweet nothing openly flaunts the fact that he is merely the empty shell of an even more unadmirable member. his loneliness and need for attention bleeds through every letter he types. edit: i would just like to add that i'm ashamed that he's from texas. surely you didn't grow up in texas, did you sweet nothing?
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Old 07-06-2008, 03:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2008, 04:01 PM   #13 (permalink)
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It may not be that funny to a lot of people, but here's something from around my area: after the loss of Marian Hossa to the Detroit Red Wings [after we lost to them in the Stanley Cup Finals, too (that's ice hockey for you Western Europeans)], we signed someone else:

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Gone, most notably, are Marian Hossa and Ryan Malone, the team's best wingers, who were lost in free agency. In their place, both signed to one-year deals, are Miroslav Satan and Ruslan Fedotenko, two wingers who are less productive and older.
That's right. I don't care how his name is actually pronounced. We just made a contract with Satan, i.e. The Prince of Darkness. Ima gonna snatch me up a jersey as soon as they come off the press.

Despite loss of Hossa, Penguins still look solid
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:37 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Not massively unbelievable, but the UK is under attack!

Killer crabs march on UK | The Sun |HomePage|News
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:57 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Well I think England's sea food demand is going to increase, I mean who woldn't want to eat a giant crap?
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:57 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Well I think England's sea food demand is going to increase, I mean who woldn't want to eat a giant crap?
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Old 07-16-2008, 08:07 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I meant what I said
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Old 07-19-2008, 05:45 PM   #18 (permalink)
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BBC NEWS | England | Dorset | Men find dolphin in inland garden
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Old 07-19-2008, 05:47 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Thats really strange. How the hell did it get there.
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Old 07-19-2008, 05:47 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Two grown men living together...both sailors...a dead dolphin...they just found it there...who are they trying to kid?
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