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Old 02-06-2006, 02:45 PM  
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Default Stuff thats wrong with you

Like...

Diseases
Idio syncrases [sp?]/issues
...etc.

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Well...
I have a sleeping disorder.
I think people are watching me...in private times.
I have a "fear of abandonment"
I have an interent addiction

There's more too, but I'll add later
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Old 02-06-2006, 03:01 PM  
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Part deaf in my right ear.
Colourblind.
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Old 02-06-2006, 03:07 PM  
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i'm perfect































oh c'mon, you knew that was coming....
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Old 02-06-2006, 03:08 PM  
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Dodgy knee from an old rugby injury
No feeling in the end of my middle right hand finger from almost slicing it off.
Pinched nerve in the side of my face that gives me earache from time to time
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Old 02-06-2006, 03:11 PM  
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I have an injured *insert medical word here* in my knee.
Sprained Wrist.
Sprained Ankle.
I also have ADHD/ADD *shock =O*
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Old 02-06-2006, 03:12 PM  
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My skull is solid bone...to the core!
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Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who **** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular ****ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.
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Old 02-06-2006, 03:13 PM  
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I didn't think that was possible, right track...interesting.
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Old 02-06-2006, 03:17 PM  
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I also have tourettes syndrome you bunch of fuckin' wankers...bollocks twat.
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Old 02-06-2006, 03:18 PM  
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Haha classic.

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Do you really?
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I also have touretts syndrome you bunch of fucin' wankers...bollocks twat.
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