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Old 12-20-2006, 11:00 AM  
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Default How Much Would You Have To Pay For Your Sins??

If you had to pay for your sins, and the going rate was as stated, how much would you have to pay to pay for all your wrong doings??
(if you've done it more than once, just add the money once)

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and post, bitches.
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:10 AM  
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$230.50 (yes....Ive peed in a pool )
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:13 AM  
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Been jumped -- $10
Done something you regret -- $20
Just to be fair, everone's done something that they regret.
And it would suck to get penalized for getting mugged
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:14 AM  
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:19 AM  
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$465

That would suck, I'm pretty glad sins are free
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:20 AM  
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:21 AM  
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That would suck, I'm pretty glad sins are free
free? well....................nevermind.
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:23 AM  
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Why is smoking pot costing more then frying on acid..and why no mention of shrooms?
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:23 AM  
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$285

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Old 12-20-2006, 11:24 AM  
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So I'm the only one who's gonna admit to pissin' in a pool? Losers
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