FETCHER.

The toilet one is immense

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mr dave

^ yeah that was actually at the end of my first big college dorm party. it took us a good 15 minutes to find the guy hahaha. then again there were 6 bathrooms in the building and he had disappeared onto another floor.

hell i only wish someone took a picture of the time someone left me a pillow next to the toilet after a night of hard drinking. that was AWESOME! wipe the doritomit of my face, look around the room, spot a pillow RIGHT THERE! zZZZzzzzzz hahaha

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VEGANGELICA

"Doritomit!" It took me a while to realize that must be the combination of Dorito + Vomit! Did you make up "doritomit" all on your own, mr dave, or is this some drinking lingo that non-drinkers like me just have never picked up?

Seriously, though...these pics of people nearly passed out (or really passed out, in Paloma's case?) from alcohol consumption scare me! I worry you people are going to die!!!

I don't understand why alcohol consumption is considered funny when it gets to the "collapsed on the bathroom floor" vomiting stage. I can appreciate the accentuated silliness light drinking can inspire...I suppose...actually not, because things seem fun without alcohol...but I don't understand why people find the alcohol horror stories and how awful the experiences were *funny*.

I would think looking back on them, if I had experienced them, I'd just think the whole experience was scary, distressing, and exhausting. I avoid touching any surface in a public bathroom, so lying on the floor alone would be a horror. Also, I avoid vomiting as much as possible.

The only real good vomit experience I had (good, because I felt better afterwards) was vomiting the day after my 21st birthday...and that was NOT due to alcohol (I hadn't drunk any). I had greedily eaten too many strawberries with their hulls on, so that some great, big undigestible mass caused my stomach to ache for a whole day until FINALLY I chucked it up. I thought the mass was going to block my windpipe! Ugh. But then afterwards my tummy felt better, at least.

Since I don't have a picture of my "strawberromit" moment, this description will have to do.

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Thrice

Ha ha, you crack me up! I could probably write a book on the different kinds of vomit I have had. I haven't partied too hard in quite some time. It is Cinco de Mayo, and 4 years ago on this day I gave up some Blue Hawaiian Jose Cuervo Classicomit at a sorority house. I painted the bathroom blue, cleaned it with toilet paper, then slept in the shower with the water on, while having a naked girl in bed waiting. This extremely hetero situation with a strawberry margarita started it off.

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Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."

VEGANGELICA

Ah, memories!

Who says hetero love can't be affectionate?

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mr dave

Doritomit came to me as i was typing that post haha

there's only once in my past when i got sick because of over-consumption. more often than not it's a combination of things, you don't realize how full you're really getting when you're loaded and there are munchies all around you. people also don't normally get sick and pass out from drinking until the end of the night when their bodies are already exhausted they're just too drunk to realize it.

i also hate being sick, only vomited twice since i basically stopped drinking after turning 25 (the hangovers take on a whole new life at that point for some reason).

strawberromit sounds like probably the best kind of vomit. Blue Hawaiian Jose Cuervo Classicomit on the other hand contains mostly bleach, at least that's what my mouth and nose have told me any time i've tried to put Cuervo on my tongue hahahaha

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Laurent Quinn Proper

You have abnormally large hands. Unless you're like 6'4"... then I guess that's normal.

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Janszoon

Haha. Now THAT'S the downward spiral right there if ever there was one.

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Freebase Dali

That would be a great album cover for a punk band.

Thrice

...or Nine Inch Nails.

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Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."