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Old 06-09-2014, 08:20 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Paul I dunno how to tell you this but The Batlord is illiterate!
Huh?
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Old 06-09-2014, 09:22 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Paul I dunno how to tell you this but The Batlord ruined your space-bar due to his illiteracy.
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Old 06-09-2014, 09:29 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Paul I dunno how to tell you this but The Batlord ruined your space-bar due to his illiteracy.
You can't ruin something that's already ruined. It's like trying to ruin Asia (the album/band)
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Old 06-09-2014, 09:32 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this… нет хороший способ сказать, что это
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Old 06-09-2014, 11:08 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2014, 06:01 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Neo, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'd rather eat Asia (the continent)
Paul, I don't know how to tell you this... if you eat Asia, you'll only be hungry an hour later.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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Old 06-14-2014, 02:59 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but... I called your school's principal about that Batlord kid, and there'll be a a meeting with him and his parents tomorrow.
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Old 06-14-2014, 04:16 PM   #88 (permalink)
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^ my high school principal would be over a hundred years old
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Old 06-14-2014, 05:40 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Rah Rah Rah, that's the spirit we have here.
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Old 06-14-2014, 05:48 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Paul I dunno how to tell you this but those are not pom poms!
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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