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Old 06-12-2014, 05:01 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Wuthering Penis
The Penis Also Rises
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Penis
Me Talk Penis One Day
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Old 06-12-2014, 05:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
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A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Penis


Amazing. This is why you're the penis master.

Also, Bright Lights Big Penis
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Old 06-12-2014, 05:06 PM   #13 (permalink)
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The Penis, The Witch and the Wardrobe.
Games You Can Play with Your Penis. (For those of you unaware, the original title here is..Games You Can Play with Your Pussy.)
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Old 06-12-2014, 05:07 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Penises
A Penis for Owen Meany
Penises Without a Thinker
Man's Search for Penis
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Old 06-12-2014, 05:40 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Penis Soup for the Teenage Soul or Chicken Penis for the Teenage Soul
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Old 06-12-2014, 06:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Penis In Wonderland
The Perks Of Being A Penis
Penis For Algernon
Where The Penis Fern Grows

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Old 06-12-2014, 07:41 PM   #17 (permalink)
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And now for some pulp fiction titles...

The Zombie Penis
The Big Penis
The Girl with the Penis Tattoo
The Bloody Penis of Conan
The Conquering Penis of Conan
The Savage Penis of Solomon Kane
Penis of Bronze
The Penis Inside Me
The Penis Always Rings Twice
The Long Penis
The Thin Penis
Crooked Little Penis
If Penis Comes
The Lost Penis
Farewell, My Penis
The Girl Who Played with Penis
A Swell-Looking Penis
Kiss the Penis
My Penis Is Quick
Wrong Penis, Right Guy
The Penis of Terror
The Fantastic Penis
The Penis-Headed Man
The Penis Who Loved Me
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Old 06-12-2014, 08:22 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Animal Penis
How Penis Works
The Day My Penis Left
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Old 06-12-2014, 08:23 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Penis for Dummies
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Old 06-12-2014, 08:23 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Penises
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