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Old 03-23-2015, 05:02 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 03-23-2015, 05:06 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 03-23-2015, 05:40 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Stroking your eagle
Good shout.

Being put on a pedal stool.
A wolf in cheap clothing.
Should of/would of/could of.
Skellington (used to hear this one all the time as a child).
Hampster (and again).
Pigeon hold.
'Haitch' instead of 'aitch'.
One of my mates trying to sell some 'Chester draws' one time.

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Old 03-23-2015, 05:47 AM   #24 (permalink)
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'Haitch' instead of 'aitch'.
What on earth is "aitch"?
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Old 03-23-2015, 05:50 AM   #25 (permalink)
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A wolf in cheap clothing
I smell an album title.
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Old 03-23-2015, 06:00 AM   #26 (permalink)
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What on earth is "aitch"?
The letter H is pronounced 'aitch' but 98.56% of people pronounce it as 'haitch'.

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I smell an album title.
You can have it mate just give monkeytennis a shout out in the album credits.
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Old 03-23-2015, 06:11 AM   #27 (permalink)
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yes but what is it?
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Old 03-23-2015, 06:14 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Things I hear at work every day:

Specifically - pacifically
Never mind - nethermind
Hella - hell of
"All of the sudden"
That must be more of a West Coast saying. I've never heard anyone in the New England area say "hella." Here, people say "hell of" as in "that must be a hell of a place to live" or "that's a hell of a thing to do to someone."
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@Roxy what do you mean what is it? It's the letter H.
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Old 03-23-2015, 06:23 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Lots of Dublin stuff:
"Corporation" becomes "Copper-ation"
"Hospital" is "Hostipal"
"Atlantic" is "Acklantic"
"Chicago" is "Chicargo"
"Remuneration" ALWAYS come out ON THE NEWS as "Renumeration"
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