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Old 12-28-2008, 05:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default 10 Singers Who Can't Sing?

There are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo many we could all add to the list, but, IMHO, alot of the list is dead on. Celine Dion(despite what others here think) CANNOT sing. She's so horrible, and a welcome addition to this already wonderful list. As some asked, how the Jonas bros, Ashlee/Jessica Simpson didn't make the list(along with Pete Wentz), is anyone's guess.

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Old 12-28-2008, 12:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Maybe because Pete Wentz doesn't sing? Sounds pretty reasonable to me.
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Thank God somebody recognized Anthony Kiedis for the utter failure he is. And not in a good way. The twat can't sing and his lyrics are even worse.
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Old 12-28-2008, 01:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Your signature suggests super irony.

He's not a great singer, but he's a good frontman for a great band, I don't mind him at all and there's certainly worse out there.

Isaac Brock should be there.
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Old 12-28-2008, 01:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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There's a significant difference between someone that can't sing and someone that doesn't try to. Tom Waits is an unusual vocalist and a brilliant storyteller. If you want to hear him sing, listen to his early work. It isn't poor by any measure.

And come one, the Red Hot Chili Peppers? If you romanticize about heroin overdoses and orgies, sure, they're "great." It seems like everyone who calls Kiedis a good frontman idolizes his self-fellating shitpile of an autobiography. Give it a rest already.
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Well, for early RHCP, Kiedis dosen't really sing. In the same sense that Jagger or Dylan dosen't sing.

Waits fancies himself a crooner, he also sounds like he swallowed a blowfish. Kiedis dosen't really try to sing, even with the more melodic stuff, he dosen't go beyond his range. And yeah, I'm biased because I love RHCP, but you're just as biased because you hate them, this is a pointless argument.
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even when keidis sticks within his vocal range his voice comes out flat.

great frontman especially in the 80s. decent rock rapper. horrible singer. jumbo middle aged cheeseball.
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Waits fancies himself as about 10 other different singers...
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Ozzy- I like Ozzy and he has a distinctive voice but he can't sing for toffee.
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