Liam Gallagher - Legend (singer, rock, album, Kurt Cobain, Coldplay)

**Urban Hatemonger** · 05-14-2005, 05:53 PM

Rock’s new school have hit back at OASIS after their controversial NME cover story.

In our recent interview with the band, who are on the comeback trail with new album ‘Don’t Believe The Truth’, the Gallagher brothers rubbished the vast majority of Britpop’s next generation.

Talking about Keane, Noel said: “Traditionally speaking, the three biggest twats in any band are the singer, the keyboardist and the drummer. I don’t need to say anything else.”

But Keane pianist Tim Rice-Oxley slammed Noel, telling NME.COM: “The biggest twats in a band? We don’t really care. I think he’s a c*** to be honest. He was in a band that was very brilliant in the mid-nineties and now they’re just not important anymore. No-one really cares.”

Responding to Liam’s diss that they looked like “a band off University Challenge,” Bloc Party guitarist Russell Lissack told NME.COM: “I used to buy NME in the nineties when Oasis were in their prime and the reason I bought it was ‘cos Liam Gallagher would say something stupid and funny every week. However, I thought that was really poor, that was the same thing he said about Travis and Coldplay. I’m throwing down the gauntlet because we don’t hate Oasis but I want a nice insult.”

However, Kaiser Chiefs singer Ricky Wilson wasn’t so phased to be branded “a bad Blur” who “wear make-up”, beaming: “I was chuffed to bits. To even occupy space in Liam’s mind so he’d open his mouth about us is a compliment. He had a go for me wearing make-up, but the only reason I ever wore make-up was to look like him. It’s hard to get that dark, swarthy look in your eyes when you’re a ginger.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA

TheBig3KilledMyRainDog · 05-14-2005, 07:37 PM

I thought you hated NME

**Urban Hatemonger** · 05-14-2005, 07:41 PM

I do

I just followed a link from a news site

TheBig3KilledMyRainDog · 05-15-2005, 08:48 AM

**right-track** · 08-28-2005, 02:57 PM

Other Liamisms are...
On his recent announcement at finding God, he describes his visits to church as seeing the "Big Man." And how he is making a serious effort to cut down on swearing for the sake of his children. Quote "I'm practically a fucking saint now!"

You can take the man out of Manchester but...

On the death of Kurt Cobain;
"Did'nt give a fuck, meself.
Smackhead man. Not my problem. Did'nt get into the band until I heard that unplugged thing, which was alright. Coupla good tunes, but other than that...a gear-head."

A gear-head with loads more talent than you'll ever have...heh Liam?

TheBig3KilledMyRainDog · 08-28-2005, 04:10 PM

Does he mean pedals?

adidasss · 08-28-2005, 04:30 PM

oooooohh...sweet comeback from the kaiser cheifs.....

Merkaba · 08-31-2005, 03:11 AM

I hate Oasis and Noel this

much. And thats only the square root of its rightful size

deadkennedysmeetstheclash · 09-01-2005, 05:04 AM

I agree Noel and Liam are both twats to be perfectly honest, they have very little braincells, very little talent, they hav etheir heads up their arse, and generally desrcibe what's wrong with music in theis day and age..I ****ign hate Oasis..

musicparle.co.uk · 09-01-2005, 05:36 AM

personally, i quite like oasis, but liam is to full of his own importance

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05-14-2005, 05:53 PM
Urban Hatemonger GET TO FALKIRK Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: STONYBRIDGE Posts: 9,647	Liam Gallagher - Legend Rock’s new school have hit back at OASIS after their controversial NME cover story. In our recent interview with the band, who are on the comeback trail with new album ‘Don’t Believe The Truth’, the Gallagher brothers rubbished the vast majority of Britpop’s next generation. Talking about Keane, Noel said: “Traditionally speaking, the three biggest twats in any band are the singer, the keyboardist and the drummer. I don’t need to say anything else.” But Keane pianist Tim Rice-Oxley slammed Noel, telling NME.COM: “The biggest twats in a band? We don’t really care. I think he’s a c*** to be honest. He was in a band that was very brilliant in the mid-nineties and now they’re just not important anymore. No-one really cares.” Responding to Liam’s diss that they looked like “a band off University Challenge,” Bloc Party guitarist Russell Lissack told NME.COM: “I used to buy NME in the nineties when Oasis were in their prime and the reason I bought it was ‘cos Liam Gallagher would say something stupid and funny every week. However, I thought that was really poor, that was the same thing he said about Travis and Coldplay. I’m throwing down the gauntlet because we don’t hate Oasis but I want a nice insult.” However, Kaiser Chiefs singer Ricky Wilson wasn’t so phased to be branded “a bad Blur” who “wear make-up”, beaming: “I was chuffed to bits. To even occupy space in Liam’s mind so he’d open his mouth about us is a compliment. He had a go for me wearing make-up, but the only reason I ever wore make-up was to look like him. It’s hard to get that dark, swarthy look in your eyes when you’re a ginger.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA __________________

05-14-2005, 07:37 PM
TheBig3KilledMyRainDog Maybe I can keep this one Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bostonia Posts: 3,847	I thought you hated NME __________________ “The night falls gracefully for those who have a love to call their own. But alas, for those to whom love has turned a blind eye – love, it falls like a guillotine” “No more waiting for fate to befall me, no. I have my dreamboat, and together we will find our destiny, choose our ladder to the sky” - Markus Pierson

05-14-2005, 07:41 PM
Urban Hatemonger GET TO FALKIRK Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: STONYBRIDGE Posts: 9,647	I do I just followed a link from a news site __________________

05-15-2005, 08:48 AM
TheBig3KilledMyRainDog Maybe I can keep this one Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bostonia Posts: 3,847	... __________________ “The night falls gracefully for those who have a love to call their own. But alas, for those to whom love has turned a blind eye – love, it falls like a guillotine” “No more waiting for fate to befall me, no. I have my dreamboat, and together we will find our destiny, choose our ladder to the sky” - Markus Pierson

08-28-2005, 02:57 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,198	Other Liamisms are... On his recent announcement at finding God, he describes his visits to church as seeing the "Big Man." And how he is making a serious effort to cut down on swearing for the sake of his children. Quote "I'm practically a fucking saint now!" You can take the man out of Manchester but... On the death of Kurt Cobain; "Did'nt give a fuck, meself. Smackhead man. Not my problem. Did'nt get into the band until I heard that unplugged thing, which was alright. Coupla good tunes, but other than that...a gear-head." A gear-head with loads more talent than you'll ever have...heh Liam? __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

08-28-2005, 04:10 PM
TheBig3KilledMyRainDog Maybe I can keep this one Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bostonia Posts: 3,847	Does he mean pedals? __________________ “The night falls gracefully for those who have a love to call their own. But alas, for those to whom love has turned a blind eye – love, it falls like a guillotine” “No more waiting for fate to befall me, no. I have my dreamboat, and together we will find our destiny, choose our ladder to the sky” - Markus Pierson

08-28-2005, 04:30 PM
adidasss deadbeat Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Croatia Posts: 4,587	oooooohh...sweet comeback from the kaiser cheifs..... __________________

08-31-2005, 03:11 AM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,820	I hate Oasis and Noel this much. And thats only the square root of its rightful size __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

09-01-2005, 05:04 AM
deadkennedysmeetstheclash Music Addict Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 92	I agree Noel and Liam are both twats to be perfectly honest, they have very little braincells, very little talent, they hav etheir heads up their arse, and generally desrcibe what's wrong with music in theis day and age..I ****ign hate Oasis..

09-01-2005, 05:36 AM
musicparle.co.uk Groupie Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: England, UK Posts: 18	personally, i quite like oasis, but liam is to full of his own importance __________________ Visit MusicParle Forums (http://forum.musicparle.com)