Cancer Sticks Anyone?

gabbagabba_hey · 07-12-2006, 12:30 AM

just wondering.....

who here smokes?

i thought there was already a thread like this but...........
i didnt find it

Raine · 07-12-2006, 12:39 AM

occasionally.

adidasss · 07-12-2006, 01:18 AM

yup

Levithan · 07-12-2006, 02:00 AM

Yeah

Cheese · 07-12-2006, 02:44 AM

yes. Does it really matter though.

Some arsehole's bound to come along and say what a dirty, filthy habit it is, so to that person I say a most heartfelt F*ck Off.

MURDER JUNKIE · 07-12-2006, 04:49 AM

I smoke like a f*cking chimney

TheBig3 · 07-12-2006, 06:18 AM

what a dirty, filthy habit it is

twotone · 07-12-2006, 08:26 AM

dont smoke, but it annoys me when ppl light up right next to me or smoke when im eating.

is it so relaxing when im gasing off at you about your filthy habit????? grrr

bruise_violet · 07-12-2006, 08:32 AM

I don't smoke but I don't really mind if people smoke around me, it's their choice.

Inquisitor · 07-12-2006, 08:58 AM

I don't smoke.

I don't mind people who do smoke though; they can smoke themselves silly for all I care.

Thing is, I can't help but look down on them. Afterall, they're either completely dumb (still don't understand the risks), senslessly addicted, (lack of will power), or so arrogant that they think they're somehow immune.

Smokers only really bother me when they smoke without consideration for others around them. (Sure, sure, as the last poster admitted, not all non-smokers mind being smoked around - just the realistic and educated majority).

The talk of a complete ban of smoking is crazy. Despite the amount that smokers leech from the nhs here in the UK, they still generate masses of capital through tax. A ban in all public places would make much more sense. Like I say, so long as their smoke isn't effecting me or anybody else who doesn't wish to be effected, they have a god-given right to smoke in their own smoke-filled sheetholes. I also, btw, think suicide should be legalised. It's a god-given right, surely. (same logic).

Just to throw another spanner in the works, whilst typing this I've devised a fantastic way of curing a smoker's desire to smoke. What you do is you tie the patient to a chair with their arms tied behind their back, then force them to smoke cigarettes and/or cigars continuously, 20 or so at a time. (Big deep breaths). Whilst doing this you wear a protective nose and mouth mask, obviously to shield yourself from all the crap they'll be spewing everywhere. All lit cigars/cigarettes that are either spat out or finished with are stubbed out on the person's face and then swiftly replaced.

I promise that after around 10-15 hours of this smoking-stubbing-replacing cycle, they will never wish to smoke a cigarette/cigar ever again.

07-12-2006, 12:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
gabbagabba_hey Dont Get Raped In Cancun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: land of treason Posts: 193	Cancer Sticks Anyone? just wondering..... who here smokes? i thought there was already a thread like this but........... i didnt find it __________________ go on out get some more go on out to the bar the market or the liquor store friends dont let friends get lost in chinatown

07-12-2006, 12:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	occasionally. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

07-12-2006, 01:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	yup __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

07-12-2006, 06:18 AM	#7 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	what a dirty, filthy habit it is __________________ I've moved to a new address

07-12-2006, 08:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 383	I don't smoke but I don't really mind if people smoke around me, it's their choice. __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

07-12-2006, 02:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
Cheese Shadow on the wall Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 823	yes. Does it really matter though. Some arsehole's bound to come along and say what a dirty, filthy habit it is, so to that person I say a most heartfelt F*ck Off.

07-12-2006, 04:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	I smoke like a f*cking chimney

07-12-2006, 08:26 AM	#8 (permalink)
twotone Groupie Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 11	dont smoke, but it annoys me when ppl light up right next to me or smoke when im eating. is it so relaxing when im gasing off at you about your filthy habit????? grrr

07-12-2006, 08:58 AM	#10 (permalink)
Inquisitor Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 42	I don't smoke. I don't mind people who do smoke though; they can smoke themselves silly for all I care. Thing is, I can't help but look down on them. Afterall, they're either completely dumb (still don't understand the risks), senslessly addicted, (lack of will power), or so arrogant that they think they're somehow immune. Smokers only really bother me when they smoke without consideration for others around them. (Sure, sure, as the last poster admitted, not all non-smokers mind being smoked around - just the realistic and educated majority). The talk of a complete ban of smoking is crazy. Despite the amount that smokers leech from the nhs here in the UK, they still generate masses of capital through tax. A ban in all public places would make much more sense. Like I say, so long as their smoke isn't effecting me or anybody else who doesn't wish to be effected, they have a god-given right to smoke in their own smoke-filled sheetholes. I also, btw, think suicide should be legalised. It's a god-given right, surely. (same logic). Just to throw another spanner in the works, whilst typing this I've devised a fantastic way of curing a smoker's desire to smoke. What you do is you tie the patient to a chair with their arms tied behind their back, then force them to smoke cigarettes and/or cigars continuously, 20 or so at a time. (Big deep breaths). Whilst doing this you wear a protective nose and mouth mask, obviously to shield yourself from all the crap they'll be spewing everywhere. All lit cigars/cigarettes that are either spat out or finished with are stubbed out on the person's face and then swiftly replaced. I promise that after around 10-15 hours of this smoking-stubbing-replacing cycle, they will never wish to smoke a cigarette/cigar ever again.