Cancer Sticks Anyone?

gabbagabba_hey · 07-12-2006, 12:30 AM

just wondering.....

who here smokes?

i thought there was already a thread like this but...........
i didnt find it

Raine · 07-12-2006, 12:39 AM

occasionally.

adidasss · 07-12-2006, 01:18 AM

Levithan · 07-12-2006, 02:00 AM

Cheese · 07-12-2006, 02:44 AM

yes. Does it really matter though.

Some arsehole's bound to come along and say what a dirty, filthy habit it is, so to that person I say a most heartfelt F*ck Off.

MURDER JUNKIE · 07-12-2006, 04:49 AM

I smoke like a f*cking chimney

TheBig3KilledMyRainDog · 07-12-2006, 06:18 AM

what a dirty, filthy habit it is

twotone · 07-12-2006, 08:26 AM

dont smoke, but it annoys me when ppl light up right next to me or smoke when im eating.

is it so relaxing when im gasing off at you about your filthy habit????? grrr

bruise_violet · 07-12-2006, 08:32 AM

I don't smoke but I don't really mind if people smoke around me, it's their choice.

Inquisitor · 07-12-2006, 08:58 AM

I don't smoke.

I don't mind people who do smoke though; they can smoke themselves silly for all I care.

Thing is, I can't help but look down on them. Afterall, they're either completely dumb (still don't understand the risks), senslessly addicted, (lack of will power), or so arrogant that they think they're somehow immune.

Smokers only really bother me when they smoke without consideration for others around them. (Sure, sure, as the last poster admitted, not all non-smokers mind being smoked around - just the realistic and educated majority).

The talk of a complete ban of smoking is crazy. Despite the amount that smokers leech from the nhs here in the UK, they still generate masses of capital through tax. A ban in all public places would make much more sense. Like I say, so long as their smoke isn't effecting me or anybody else who doesn't wish to be effected, they have a god-given right to smoke in their own smoke-filled sheetholes. I also, btw, think suicide should be legalised. It's a god-given right, surely. (same logic).

Just to throw another spanner in the works, whilst typing this I've devised a fantastic way of curing a smoker's desire to smoke. What you do is you tie the patient to a chair with their arms tied behind their back, then force them to smoke cigarettes and/or cigars continuously, 20 or so at a time. (Big deep breaths). Whilst doing this you wear a protective nose and mouth mask, obviously to shield yourself from all the crap they'll be spewing everywhere. All lit cigars/cigarettes that are either spat out or finished with are stubbed out on the person's face and then swiftly replaced.

I promise that after around 10-15 hours of this smoking-stubbing-replacing cycle, they will never wish to smoke a cigarette/cigar ever again.

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07-12-2006, 12:30 AM
gabbagabba_hey Dont Get Raped In Cancun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: land of treason Posts: 192	Cancer Sticks Anyone? just wondering..... who here smokes? i thought there was already a thread like this but........... i didnt find it __________________ go on out get some more go on out to the bar the market or the liquor store friends dont let friends get lost in chinatown

07-12-2006, 12:39 AM
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,508	occasionally. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

07-12-2006, 01:18 AM
adidasss deadbeat Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Croatia Posts: 4,497	yup __________________

07-12-2006, 02:44 AM
Cheese It's chicken, you twat! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 602	yes. Does it really matter though. Some arsehole's bound to come along and say what a dirty, filthy habit it is, so to that person I say a most heartfelt F*ck Off. __________________ Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore

07-12-2006, 04:49 AM
MURDER JUNKIE Who Loves Ya Baby??? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,387	I smoke like a f*cking chimney __________________ I've been had at least that's how it looks and it's not funny like on TV and it's not smart like it is in books

07-12-2006, 06:18 AM
TheBig3KilledMyRainDog Maybe I can keep this one Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bostonia Posts: 3,830	what a dirty, filthy habit it is __________________ “The night falls gracefully for those who have a love to call their own. But alas, for those to whom love has turned a blind eye – love, it falls like a guillotine” “No more waiting for fate to befall me, no. I have my dreamboat, and together we will find our destiny, choose our ladder to the sky” - Markus Pierson

07-12-2006, 08:26 AM
twotone Groupie Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 11	dont smoke, but it annoys me when ppl light up right next to me or smoke when im eating. is it so relaxing when im gasing off at you about your filthy habit????? grrr

07-12-2006, 08:32 AM
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 359	I don't smoke but I don't really mind if people smoke around me, it's their choice. __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

07-12-2006, 08:58 AM
Inquisitor Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 43	I don't smoke. I don't mind people who do smoke though; they can smoke themselves silly for all I care. Thing is, I can't help but look down on them. Afterall, they're either completely dumb (still don't understand the risks), senslessly addicted, (lack of will power), or so arrogant that they think they're somehow immune. Smokers only really bother me when they smoke without consideration for others around them. (Sure, sure, as the last poster admitted, not all non-smokers mind being smoked around - just the realistic and educated majority). The talk of a complete ban of smoking is crazy. Despite the amount that smokers leech from the nhs here in the UK, they still generate masses of capital through tax. A ban in all public places would make much more sense. Like I say, so long as their smoke isn't effecting me or anybody else who doesn't wish to be effected, they have a god-given right to smoke in their own smoke-filled sheetholes. I also, btw, think suicide should be legalised. It's a god-given right, surely. (same logic). Just to throw another spanner in the works, whilst typing this I've devised a fantastic way of curing a smoker's desire to smoke. What you do is you tie the patient to a chair with their arms tied behind their back, then force them to smoke cigarettes and/or cigars continuously, 20 or so at a time. (Big deep breaths). Whilst doing this you wear a protective nose and mouth mask, obviously to shield yourself from all the crap they'll be spewing everywhere. All lit cigars/cigarettes that are either spat out or finished with are stubbed out on the person's face and then swiftly replaced. I promise that after around 10-15 hours of this smoking-stubbing-replacing cycle, they will never wish to smoke a cigarette/cigar ever again.