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Old 02-27-2011, 07:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ever wanted one but you've been too embarrassed to go out and buy one? Missus won't let you? Too young? Look no further!



You will need:
-1 Plastic cup
-1 (soft) cleaning pad
-1 Rubber glove
-No self respect

Instructions:
Cut the cleaning pad in half.
Place the glove between the two halves of the cleaning pad.
Slide the sandwiched glove into the plastic cup.
Pull over the excess glove around the rim of the cup.



Enjoy.

Or, for the Star Wars fans - a Yoda fleshlight:

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Old 02-27-2011, 07:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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oh man...that doesn't even....I don't.....yeaah....

it's probably not going to feel the same.
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Old 02-27-2011, 08:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 02-27-2011, 11:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2011, 03:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
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A friend of mine bought one of these for his 18th birthday a few years back. What a moment of shame. Sad thing is, he's done so much more ****ed up **** that we don't even give him hell about that anymore. Anyway, his came with a fancy "post-use cleaning kit" and everything. It was pretty disturbing.

Edit: You're actually supposed to microwave it briefly to warm it up before you use it...



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A friend of mine bought one of these for his 18th birthday a few years back. What a moment of shame. Sad thing is, he's done so much more ****ed up **** that we don't even give him hell about that anymore. Anyway, his came with a fancy "post-use cleaning kit" and everything. It was pretty disturbing.

Edit: You're actually supposed to microwave it briefly to warm it up before you use it...



yeah.
word? you mean I've been using a cold fleshlight for years and didn't know?
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Old 02-28-2011, 03:49 AM   #7 (permalink)
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word? you mean I've been using a cold fleshlight for years and didn't know?
Very corpse-like.
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Very corpse-like.
well not really....the lube I use tends to make it feel good regardless of it not being warm.
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Old 02-28-2011, 04:41 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm not sure this beats the old Bait 'N Tackle.
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it's probably not going to feel the same.
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