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Old 01-29-2016, 02:37 PM   #391 (permalink)
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Nah thats just how my bros and I say "coming" as in "i'm on the way" lol
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Old 01-29-2016, 02:43 PM   #392 (permalink)
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Nah thats just how my bros and I say "coming" as in "i'm on the way" lol
I like the idea of texting before you ***. maybe ill do that next time.
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Old 01-29-2016, 03:39 PM   #393 (permalink)
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I like the idea of texting before you ***. maybe ill do that next time.
Idk about you but mid-sex once I get the "oh im about to ***" feeing i only have like 10 seconds or so to prepare before it happens so it'd be hard to get to a phone and type that out in time u feel me
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Old 01-29-2016, 04:14 PM   #394 (permalink)
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Old 01-29-2016, 04:20 PM   #395 (permalink)
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Idk about you but mid-sex once I get the "oh im about to ***" feeing i only have like 10 seconds or so to prepare before it happens so it'd be hard to get to a phone and type that out in time u feel me
yeah id have to pre type it in and also make an educated guess of when it was going to happen. also if im texting her the phone would have to be right by her or it would be lost. this will require some more deliberation.
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Old 01-31-2016, 07:58 PM   #398 (permalink)
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Old 01-31-2016, 08:27 PM   #399 (permalink)
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Chocolate. Bitches love chocolate. It counts as a dip.
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I said "Heavenly Fruit Dip", which is like a sweet creamy dip that they sell next to our fruit bowls/cups at work. It comes in chocolate also, if you want your splooge to be heavenly.
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