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Forum: The Lounge 07-14-2018, 03:29 PM
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Posted By simplephysics
I would use this as a prime example of how so...

I would use this as a prime example of how so many dudes have no ****ing clue how to get a lady off.
Forum: The Lounge 07-14-2018, 03:19 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
This explains so much tbh

This explains so much tbh
Forum: The Lounge 07-14-2018, 03:15 PM
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Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
That is the level of ****s I aspire to give.

That is the level of ****s I aspire to give.
Forum: The Lounge 07-12-2018, 12:44 PM
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Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
Well clearly that one was lost on me.

Well clearly that one was lost on me.
Forum: The Lounge 07-12-2018, 12:41 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
I agree although I won't let leftovers sit in my...

I agree although I won't let leftovers sit in my fridge for too long. I'm notorious for needing to go boxes.
Forum: The Lounge 07-12-2018, 12:32 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
Is the implication here that women never finish...

Is the implication here that women never finish meals?
Forum: The Lounge 07-12-2018, 12:18 PM
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Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
Lol. I pay too much for food to waste it like...

Lol. I pay too much for food to waste it like that.
Forum: The Lounge 07-12-2018, 12:16 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
Meaning what? I love Mexican food or I'm...

Meaning what? I love Mexican food or I'm perpetually hungry? Which one is the stereotype here?
Forum: The Lounge 07-12-2018, 12:08 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
I feel this. I woke up at 3 am to a "let's go to...

I feel this. I woke up at 3 am to a "let's go to La Hacienda for dinner tomorrow" text and have been starving ever since.
Forum: The Lounge 02-07-2016, 01:27 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
^^

^^
Forum: The Lounge 06-18-2015, 08:29 AM
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Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
Generally I don't enjoy stealing from artists...

Generally I don't enjoy stealing from artists that I really like (sometimes), and that I know aren't making ridiculous profit margins. The select few that actually need the dough and not just another...
Forum: The Lounge 04-25-2015, 08:07 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
My dad is easy going, but very conventional. The...

My dad is easy going, but very conventional. The first time I told him I smoked weed he, very seriously, responded with "You know that's illegal, right?"
Forum: The Lounge 04-24-2015, 06:30 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
This made me laugh. Spicy poops are the worst.

This made me laugh. Spicy poops are the worst.
Forum: The Lounge 03-03-2015, 07:32 AM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
My cat likes to hang her ass off the litter box...

My cat likes to hang her ass off the litter box and **** on the floor instead of in the box itself. I've learned to stop questioning her methods.
Forum: The Lounge 02-20-2015, 06:41 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
Seriously, I'd rather get a house plant as a gift...

Seriously, I'd rather get a house plant as a gift than a bouquet of roses.
Forum: The Lounge 02-17-2015, 02:05 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
Mine's a 22 yr old white kid. Pigo kwangu...

Mine's a 22 yr old white kid. Pigo kwangu translates to 'blow me' in swahili. How charming. Couldn't imagine how he ended up as a sex offender.
Forum: The Lounge 02-17-2015, 01:44 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
A discription of a sex offender down the street...

A discription of a sex offender down the street from my parents, which in a relatively well off area of the city..

Marks/Scars/Tattoos: tattoo on butt (right/ "your name");tattoo on groin ("pigo...
Forum: The Lounge 02-17-2015, 01:34 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
There is literally a sex offender hot spot in...

There is literally a sex offender hot spot in close approximation to my city's children's museum. What the actual ****.
Forum: The Lounge 02-16-2015, 05:26 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
That feeling when you're constantly forgetting...

That feeling when you're constantly forgetting Christian Bale is actually British. His American accent is more convincing.
Forum: The Lounge 01-10-2015, 07:56 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
That feeling when your upstairs neighbor gets a 4...

That feeling when your upstairs neighbor gets a 4 year old foster child and gives you pot cookies as a way to apologize for all the noise. Jah bless
Forum: The Lounge 12-14-2014, 02:21 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
Those movies kinda weirded me out as a child, I'm...

Those movies kinda weirded me out as a child, I'm sure if I cared enough the revisit any of them they still would. Like, heat miser? What the hell is a character in a Christmas film doing spitting...
Forum: The Lounge 12-08-2014, 11:11 AM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
Yes, we can always trust the sound medical advice...

Yes, we can always trust the sound medical advice of George Carlin :P
Forum: The Lounge 12-08-2014, 10:15 AM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
Do yourself a favor next year, Plank, and get a...

Do yourself a favor next year, Plank, and get a flu shot like a sensible human being.
Forum: The Lounge 12-01-2014, 12:35 PM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
My parents are pretty straight laced individuals,...

My parents are pretty straight laced individuals, I'm lucky if I can get my dad to drink a second beer with me. My boyfriend's family is the complete opposite. I've bought weed off his dad before.
Forum: The Lounge 11-28-2014, 08:27 AM
Replies: 7,224
Views: 390,262
Posted By simplephysics
Fair enough. I have an a strange inability to...

Fair enough. I have an a strange inability to recover from a night of drinking at someone else's place, I usually depart as soon as I wake up for home. I just don't feel comfortable with my head in a...
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