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Forum: Members Journal 01-02-2019, 05:49 PM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
yeah boi!

yeah boi!
Forum: Members Journal 01-06-2014, 10:28 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
It'll happen sometime in the near future. It's...

It'll happen sometime in the near future. It's always knocking around in my head somewhere on any given day, but I'm just lazy.



I assure you, I need no fattening up. Metal is my blubber.
Forum: Members Journal 08-16-2013, 10:19 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part VIII ...

The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part VIII


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` ` `The journey to the goblins' lair after our capture was long and arduous. Our hands were bound behind our backs and we were...
Forum: Members Journal 08-16-2013, 09:30 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
Rubbish. You've been listening to too much...

Rubbish. You've been listening to too much borderlander tall tales.
Forum: Members Journal 08-15-2013, 08:13 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
:rolleyes: Dude, trollocs don't exist. This...

:rolleyes: Dude, trollocs don't exist. This thread is only concerned with reality.
Forum: Members Journal 08-14-2013, 10:29 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
Trollocs? They may not be particularly adept, but...

Trollocs? They may not be particularly adept, but they're far bigger and stronger than orcs or goblins, so they're still a match for most men.
Forum: Members Journal 08-08-2013, 08:48 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part VII...

The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part VII continued...


` ` `"Are you certain?" demanded Oscar in alarm, "We can't allow them to call for reinforcements. Goblins are like vermin, and there are...
Forum: Members Journal 08-08-2013, 08:46 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part VII ...

The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part VII


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` ` `The climb down from the stone spire after the battle with the wyvern was long and arduous, but afterwards Joey and I quickly...
Forum: Members Journal 08-05-2013, 10:37 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
Just out of curiosity, how long does it actually...

Just out of curiosity, how long does it actually take people to read these things? I wouldn't know as after I've slaved over and edited these things for days on end I have no desire to ever look at...
Forum: Members Journal 08-03-2013, 10:55 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
Be careful what you wish for, bitch.

Be careful what you wish for, bitch.
Forum: Members Journal 08-03-2013, 09:08 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part VI...

The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part VI continued...again...


` ` `But just as we were about to be consumed by the inferno, I felt the Light of True Metal flowing from Joey swell, and his eyes...
Forum: Members Journal 08-03-2013, 09:07 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part VI...

The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part VI continued...


` ` `I quickly surveyed the area around us; we had reached the boulder just in time to escape the flames, but the bone-dry grass around us...
Forum: Members Journal 08-03-2013, 09:00 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part VI ...

The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part VI


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` ` `I awoke to the musical warbling of a myriad of birds, the sweet smell of fresh and rotting vegetation, and the feel of warm...
Forum: Members Journal 07-27-2013, 09:58 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
Shut thy face! I needed a week to recharge my...

Shut thy face! I needed a week to recharge my batteries, but it's mostly done and should be up sometime next week.
Forum: Members Journal 07-22-2013, 08:22 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
Usually it's actually pretty easy. For the last...

Usually it's actually pretty easy. For the last two I obviously needed something "epic" and preferably ambientish. Skepticism was an obvious choice, and Om just happened to fit perfectly and be...
Forum: Members Journal 07-19-2013, 10:17 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part V...

The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part V continued...


` ` `"Well, whatever the **** is going on," I declared, "Now we know who the enemy is, and now it's time to properly wreck Tipper Gore's...
Forum: Members Journal 07-19-2013, 10:14 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part V ...

The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part V


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` ` `The sight beyond the doors of the hall was awe-inspiring. Before us was what must once have been a massive chamber. The floor that...
Forum: Members Journal 07-15-2013, 08:16 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
Hmph. Cartoonish doggerel. True Metal is no joke...

Hmph. Cartoonish doggerel. True Metal is no joke and must be taken completely seriously.


Eh. They do have their moments.


Now this I can get behind. The second best power metal band of the...
Forum: Members Journal 07-12-2013, 09:03 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part IV...

The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part IV continued...


` ` `With renewed vigor we all redoubled our efforts to reach the end of the stairway. When we finally came to the last step I thrust my...
Forum: Members Journal 07-12-2013, 08:54 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part IV ...

The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part IV


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` ` `"I spy, with my little eye, something that is...yellow."

` ` `"Joey," I responded in resigned exasperation, "If it's ****ing...
Forum: Members Journal 07-06-2013, 08:31 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
Please. If anything it was Dune that ripped me...

Please. If anything it was Dune that ripped me off. Damn Frank Herbert.
Forum: Members Journal 07-03-2013, 10:21 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
Return of the Kings of Metal: Part III...

Return of the Kings of Metal: Part III continued...


` ` `Chuckling, I replied "I'm gonna laugh when I beat your ****ing ass right after I kill this mother****ing worm."

` ` `With that I...
Forum: Members Journal 07-03-2013, 10:19 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part III ...

The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part III


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` ` `The Desert of Nephren-Ka was sandy. The Desert of Nephren-ka was hot. The Desert of Nephren-Ka sucked ****ing balls. Whichever...
Forum: Members Journal 06-27-2013, 09:12 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part II...

The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part II continued...

` ` `Continuing our stealthy approach, we finally reached the mouth of the cave and peered inside: some very crude chairs and a table, bones...
Forum: Members Journal 06-27-2013, 09:10 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 30,787
Posted By The Batlord
The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part II ...

The Return of the Kings of Metal: Part II


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` ` `I woke up to the sight of an unfamiliar ceiling. It was a rather nice ceiling. Made outta wood. Wood kicks ass. **** plaster. ****...
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