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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 10-21-2014, 11:37 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted. You get carjacked while driving through...

Granted. You get carjacked while driving through Compton.

I wish I had a pair of DD boobs.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-01-2014, 01:55 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted. Buffalo Bill thinks it's very pretty and...

Granted. Buffalo Bill thinks it's very pretty and would like you to put the lotion in the basket.

I wish I was President of the United States.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-01-2014, 05:21 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
He directed Transformers. He did not pilot a...

He directed Transformers. He did not pilot a Transformer.



No.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-01-2014, 04:27 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Michael Bay is apparently a lot cooler than I...

Michael Bay is apparently a lot cooler than I ever gave him credit for.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-31-2014, 10:16 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted. I'll corrupt you instead. ...

Granted. I'll corrupt you instead. http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/images/smilies/sex_.gif


I wish I could pilot a giant robot.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-30-2014, 10:30 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted, but they are written in Swahili. I...

Granted, but they are written in Swahili.

I wish that could go to Hell when I died so I could party with Satan and all the cool rock stars, and when Hitler walked by I'd give him a polite but...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-14-2014, 05:40 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted. You like your job and are now one of...

Granted. You like your job and are now one of those people.

I wish the left bumper on my XBox controller would work.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-24-2014, 07:24 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted, but it's ****ing Saturn. What are you...

Granted, but it's ****ing Saturn. What are you gonna do? Lay on the grass and stare up at the beautiful blue sky?

I wish smoking weed didn't make me paranoid and anti-social.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-24-2014, 04:55 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted. It's semen. Animal semen. I wish I...

Granted. It's semen. Animal semen.

I wish I could be a mod. (Not really, but for the purposes of this post let's just say I do.)
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-03-2014, 08:45 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted. Now all women think you're gay. I...

Granted. Now all women think you're gay.

I wish I had an English butler.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-02-2014, 11:52 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted. It went off without a hitch. Too bad you...

Granted. It went off without a hitch. Too bad you overslept and missed it.

I wish I was buds with Satan so I could do whatever I wanted but never have to worry about getting tortured in Hell. We'd...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-02-2014, 10:19 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted. But without the internet the chain...

Granted. But without the internet the chain record stores have become ever more powerful and have crushed the last independent, mom and pop store under their corporate boots, so that without them and...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-31-2014, 09:51 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted, but you can't spell. I wish I could...

Granted, but you can't spell.

I wish I could mosh like a hardcore kid.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-27-2014, 08:54 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted. Now I get to stare at them. I wish...

Granted. Now I get to stare at them.

I wish Iron Maiden would play my birthday party.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-24-2014, 09:45 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
It's Valhalla. Everyday you go and fight battles...

It's Valhalla. Everyday you go and fight battles with your fellow dead warrior buds and hack each other to pieces. Then come nightfall you pick up your severed body parts and go get wasted/bang...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-24-2014, 09:05 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Doesn't matter. Had warrior's death.

Doesn't matter. Had warrior's death.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 10:20 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
How is that a corrupted wish? Any Viking worth...

How is that a corrupted wish? Any Viking worth his salt dreams of dying a warriors death and reaching the gates of Valhalla.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 09:54 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Edit: **** me, I'm stupid.

Edit: **** me, I'm stupid.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 09:52 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted, but you, like me, have no ****ing clue...

Granted, but you, like me, have no ****ing clue what that is.

I wish I was a Viking.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 09:33 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted. They pour forth with Milwaukee's Beast. ...

Granted. They pour forth with Milwaukee's Beast.

I wish I could sing like Freddie Mercury.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 09:17 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted. He likes men. Specifically, you. I...

Granted. He likes men. Specifically, you.

I wish cigarettes were made of the same ingredients, manufactured in the same way, smoked the same, and cost the same, but had none of the health risks.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-03-2014, 08:44 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted. It tastes like vomit. I wish...

Granted. It tastes like vomit.


I wish NCIS and CSI and all their god awful spinoffs would get cancelled so I can finally turn on my TV and not see also-ran versions of Law and Order all day...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-02-2014, 10:51 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted. It's British. I wish I could live...

Granted. It's British.

I wish I could live in a pineapple under the sea and have a retard for a best friend.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-01-2014, 11:22 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted, but you spent it all on lap dances with...

Granted, but you spent it all on lap dances with Tristesse's wife.


I wish I could play guitar.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-01-2014, 11:10 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By The Batlord
Granted. Nice Pinto. I wish I had a...

Granted. Nice Pinto.


I wish I had a turkey sandwich.
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