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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-17-2011, 07:37 PM
Replies: 929
Views: 102,960
Posted By Howard the Duck
no i didn't say making sex enjoyable is slutty ...

no i didn't say making sex enjoyable is slutty

i'm just saying the normal ones don't put much effort into it, only those who do it a lot make some effort - maybe "slut" is not the right word
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-17-2011, 06:52 AM
Replies: 929
Views: 102,960
Posted By Howard the Duck
I've done a few. Only the real slutty type puts...

I've done a few. Only the real slutty type puts in any kind of effort to make it enjoyable. It's like I take off my clothes, just lay here and do what thou wilt with me.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-17-2011, 05:50 AM
Replies: 929
Views: 102,960
Posted By Howard the Duck
necrophiliac most Malaysian chicks are like...

necrophiliac

most Malaysian chicks are like corpses in bed anyway (when they're awake)
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-17-2011, 05:44 AM
Replies: 929
Views: 102,960
Posted By Howard the Duck
i know a quack psychiatrist from whom I can get...

i know a quack psychiatrist from whom I can get pretty weird psyche stuff

i did contemplate it, he once gave me some sleeping pills which were capsules with powder inside, supposedly quite strong...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-15-2011, 08:33 AM
Replies: 929
Views: 102,960
Posted By Howard the Duck
^^you won't - the girls are seriously...

^^you won't - the girls are seriously over-suspicious - they won't leave their drink on their table if they go to the ladies room for fear of you lacing it with some rape-drug -they'll finish it...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-15-2011, 07:47 AM
Replies: 929
Views: 102,960
Posted By Howard the Duck
as for me, i don't suck at socialising, but it's...

as for me, i don't suck at socialising, but it's the same dry routine of meeting frens that bore me, and add to the fact that I'm very lazy to drive



I prefer macadamias. But almonds will do.
...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-14-2011, 11:37 PM
Replies: 929
Views: 102,960
Posted By Howard the Duck
^^ nah mostly chilled mineral water they...

^^ nah mostly chilled mineral water

they usually put strawberries in the water here but I usually ask them beforehand not to
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-14-2011, 09:40 PM
Replies: 929
Views: 102,960
Posted By Howard the Duck
I don't even talk to my younger brother. I'm...

I don't even talk to my younger brother. I'm naming my son Don after Captain Beefheart. I always ask for water.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-08-2011, 08:28 AM
Replies: 929
Views: 102,960
Posted By Howard the Duck
my uncle is a sort of spiritual medium to...

my uncle is a sort of spiritual medium to Taoist-Buddhist gods and he advised my mother that I shouldn't go to funerals as it would upset my "lifeline"

i believe in that even though I'm a...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-07-2011, 08:41 AM
Replies: 929
Views: 102,960
Posted By Howard the Duck
I haven't been to Sg in ages. Probably going...

I haven't been to Sg in ages. Probably going there for a shopping spree with my fiancee soon.

Yup practically hijacking the thread.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-07-2011, 08:23 AM
Replies: 929
Views: 102,960
Posted By Howard the Duck
nah they didn't know about each other... it...

nah they didn't know about each other...

it didn't end well, though - the primary one turned out to be a slut, the secondary one had her parents forbidding me to see her as I didn't escort her...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-07-2011, 06:31 AM
Replies: 929
Views: 102,960
Posted By Howard the Duck
1. I'm slightly bisexual - 70% women 30% men 2....

1. I'm slightly bisexual - 70% women 30% men
2. I hate a band in the 80s called "Modern Talking" (German synth-pop)
3. I hate a band in the 90s called "Michael Learns to Rock" (Danish pop-rock)
4....
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