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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-24-2014, 07:08 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Frownland
Granted, but now you have the sex drive of a...

Granted, but now you have the sex drive of a toddler and can't fight the urge to bang your mom and kill your dad.

I wish Sun Ra would take me to Saturn.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-24-2014, 04:44 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Frownland
Granted, but it grows so quickly when you wake up...

Granted, but it grows so quickly when you wake up in the morning you have to untangle it from your pubes.

I wish Mr. Krabs would release the secret formula to the public.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-02-2014, 10:45 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Frownland
Granted, but so do the men so you'd never notice...

Granted, but so do the men so you'd never notice anything was different.

I wish I had a pool.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-01-2014, 08:27 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Frownland
Granted but you're poisonous and you kill a bunch...

Granted but you're poisonous and you kill a bunch of cute sea otters that were swimming around you.

I wish I had Captain Beefheart's voice.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 06:42 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Frownland
Granted, but now you're too small to qualify for...

Granted, but now you're too small to qualify for a license and you can't drive anyway.

I wish I had more instruments.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 06:26 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Frownland
Granted, but you're too large to fit in it. ...

Granted, but you're too large to fit in it.

I wish I could sing like The Residents.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-04-2014, 01:04 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Frownland
Granted, but it's Bud Light. I wish cannabis...

Granted, but it's Bud Light.

I wish cannabis was legal.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-01-2014, 08:56 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Frownland
Enjoy your evening with Rosy O'Donnell. I...

Enjoy your evening with Rosy O'Donnell.

I wish I could sing well.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-01-2014, 10:22 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Frownland
Granted, but now they're cloned. I wish...

Granted, but now they're cloned.

I wish instruments were free.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2014, 08:32 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Frownland
Granted, but now the speed of light is slow as...

Granted, but now the speed of light is slow as **** and now you can only see if you're lucky.

I wish I could win the lottery.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2014, 11:11 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Frownland
Granted, but now you have to learn Hmong. I...

Granted, but now you have to learn Hmong.

I wish I could speak Hmong.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2014, 10:14 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Frownland
Granted, but the first fire you have to put out...

Granted, but the first fire you have to put out is the one you live in and your family doesn't make it.

I wish I could fly.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-27-2014, 11:59 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Frownland
Granted, but then you'd be married to Alex...

Granted, but then you'd be married to Alex Turner.

I wish I didn't have any debts.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-27-2014, 09:41 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Frownland
You were caught drinking the unicorn's urine...

You were caught drinking the unicorn's urine straight from the faucet and now you're wanted on beastiality charges.

I wish my hairline wasn't receding.
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