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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-04-2015, 09:14 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
Because you don't check and see what's needed...

Because you don't check and see what's needed before you go to the store!
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-22-2015, 11:48 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
Because you get too drunk to eat food properly,...

Because you get too drunk to eat food properly, piggy.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-22-2015, 09:39 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
Because nobody wants to wake up to a piece of...

Because nobody wants to wake up to a piece of ground beef and a pickle staring them dead in the face.

WHAT THE HELL, HUSBAND. GRAB A ****ING NAPKIN YOU SAVAGE.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-22-2015, 09:06 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
Because you eat cheeseburgers in bed.

Because you eat cheeseburgers in bed.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-22-2015, 09:03 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
Noted: Batlord's a chubby chaser.

Noted: Batlord's a chubby chaser.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-22-2015, 08:58 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
well, I might be ugly but at least I'm not fat....

well, I might be ugly but at least I'm not fat. :laughing:

I can cope with being ugly, it's cool.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-22-2015, 08:41 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
because a) you're my son b) I'm literally...

because

a) you're my son
b) I'm literally over a decade older than you are
c) ???
d) ??? stuff
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-22-2015, 08:34 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
because you're my son, dammit

because you're my son, dammit
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-22-2015, 07:16 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
was the 2nd one Snooki's face? because the...

was the 2nd one Snooki's face?

because the Batlord doesn't like San Franciscans.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-22-2015, 07:06 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
because anything that crawls out of New Jersey...

because anything that crawls out of New Jersey must be covered in filth.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-16-2015, 10:35 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
'cause you don't like my tits :(

'cause you don't like my tits :(
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-16-2015, 10:18 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
because you photoshopped squirrels holding...

because you photoshopped squirrels holding pineapples into all of our wedding pictures and I didn't realize it til after I sent every single one to my family. :mad:
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-06-2015, 07:24 AM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
Too clingy.

Too clingy.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-30-2015, 11:37 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
because you just ... you're... a turd and stuff

because you just ... you're... a turd and stuff
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-25-2015, 10:34 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
because you are transparent, my friend....

because you are transparent, my friend. transparent.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-25-2015, 09:26 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
Because loving you is impossible.

Because loving you is impossible.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-19-2015, 08:29 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
because I just can't deal with your snoring. ...

because I just can't deal with your snoring.

I've tried to sleep in other rooms in the house and still it's like a goddamn saw-happy lumberjack.

I'm sorry. We tried.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 08:27 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
because you've forgotten that Karen Carpenter was...

because you've forgotten that Karen Carpenter was a devout fan of Disneyland and it's highly probable that a lot of things in her life were probably pretty kitschy.

get your **** straight, son.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 08:22 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
because you're a prettier girl than I am. can't...

because you're a prettier girl than I am. can't do with that.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 08:12 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
Oh for god's sake, Roxy, you stopped breathing...

Oh for god's sake, Roxy, you stopped breathing for 7 minutes BUT STILL THAT'S NO EXCUSE. SHAME ON YOU.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 08:05 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
because you never leave me notes when you're...

because you never leave me notes when you're sober and stole my wedding ring off of a corpse.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 07:21 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
Because I almost ate the cocaine you left in the...

Because I almost ate the cocaine you left in the sugar dish.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 07:02 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
Because you're too choosy over packages and I've...

Because you're too choosy over packages and I've nothing to offer.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 06:51 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
Because you're posting from the grave!

Because you're posting from the grave!
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 06:47 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,971
Posted By ladyislingering
Because I can hardly stand the sound of you...

Because I can hardly stand the sound of you breathing.
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