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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-31-2014, 09:57 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Plankton
Granted, but all you have are skinny jeans and...

Granted, but all you have are skinny jeans and Justin Bieber concert Tee's.

I wish the next person couldn't corrupt my wish.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-02-2014, 08:59 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Plankton
Granted. You are now 90. You can't walk, and your...

Granted. You are now 90. You can't walk, and your eyesight and hearing are almost gone. Also, you **** and piss yourself constantly. Oh, and forget about sex for the rest of your life.

I wish the...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-02-2014, 08:35 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Plankton
Granted, but all the spammers and trolls have...

Granted, but all the spammers and trolls have gathered at your house, and are trolling and spamming you in person.

I wish I could just quit my job and move somewhere tropical.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-27-2014, 07:54 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Plankton
Granted, but you're propelled by infinite...

Granted, but you're propelled by infinite flatulence.

I wish I had boobs.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-23-2014, 08:28 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Plankton
Granted, but in Soviet Russia... writer betters...

Granted, but in Soviet Russia... writer betters you.

I rish I was an Irishman.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 10:14 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Plankton
That'd make a nice T-Shirt.

That'd make a nice T-Shirt.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 09:57 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Plankton
Granted, but you die a "Blood Eagle" death. ...

Granted, but you die a "Blood Eagle" death.

I wish Taarna was a real woman, and that The Batlord would make sure he's in the correct thread when he posts.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 09:49 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Plankton
Granted, but he keeps on making albums. I...

Granted, but he keeps on making albums.

I wish I had a '56 LP Goldtop.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 09:28 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Plankton
Granted, but you are poor and can't afford them,...

Granted, but you are poor and can't afford them, so you start selling your body for cig money and contract a deadly STD.

I wish all the worlds drinking fountains had beer instead of water coming...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 08:21 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Plankton
Granted, but he wished for you to have a penis...

Granted, but he wished for you to have a penis for a nose.

http://couchcutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/tumblr_lwc2cieLQn1qzznmqo1_5001.png

I wish I could fart money.

Edit: Dam... too...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-01-2014, 08:40 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Plankton
Granted, but you're forever the Adam West...

Granted, but you're forever the Adam West version.

I wish stupid people would stop reproducing.
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