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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-24-2014, 06:23 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
You've been modded but only because MB is under...

You've been modded but only because MB is under Federal investigation and they need a patsy.

I wish my favorite foods were calorie free.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-31-2014, 12:51 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
You can but the only band wanting that style of...

You can but the only band wanting that style of singing is a Mormon boy band.

I wish I felt comfortable in my own skin.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-30-2014, 09:48 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
There's no need for them when you have two glass...

There's no need for them when you have two glass eyes.

I wish I had a replicator
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 06:58 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
If you give up sex forever, you'll no longer need...

If you give up sex forever, you'll no longer need sleep.

I wish my cat could talk to me.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 06:34 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
You can, but you're only big in Siberia. I...

You can, but you're only big in Siberia.

I wish I wasn't a terrible artist.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-04-2014, 12:27 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
You can smell colors but you have to stick food...

You can smell colors but you have to stick food up your ass and sh!t out of your mouth South Park style.

That's awful and not ladylike at all, I'm so ashamed. :)

I wish I was more ladylike
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-04-2014, 12:05 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
Alive, beautiful, and riddled with STDs I...

Alive, beautiful, and riddled with STDs

I wish I was successful in my every endeavor
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-03-2014, 11:27 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
Poof! You're an acid rain cloud. I wish I...

Poof! You're an acid rain cloud.

I wish I could take back every instance of me hurting someone.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-01-2014, 11:11 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
Granted - but the person you love most in the...

Granted - but the person you love most in the world dies with you.

I wish i had perfect eyesight
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-01-2014, 07:55 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
You're totally getting laid! For the last time...

You're totally getting laid! For the last time ever.

I too wish I was getting laid tonight.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-01-2014, 07:46 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
I legit laughed at that one, hard. You enjoy...

I legit laughed at that one, hard.

You enjoy exercising but have an allergic reaction to sweat.

I wish i had some nutella.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-01-2014, 01:11 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
Granted, but you enjoy it so much that you can't...

Granted, but you enjoy it so much that you can't stand to go back at the end of the day and wind up injuring yourself horribly in a botched at home sex change.

I wish the people I love weren't so...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2014, 07:24 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
He's psyched to be your dad, but only because he...

He's psyched to be your dad, but only because he needs a kidney.

I wish smoking wasn't bad for you.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2014, 06:43 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
You become a Super Saiyan but Vegeta still kicks...

You become a Super Saiyan but Vegeta still kicks your ass.

I wish I had beer delivery
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2014, 02:44 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
Granted, but he eats everyone who comes to your...

Granted, but he eats everyone who comes to your house.

I wish Talking Heads would do a reunion tour.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2014, 01:16 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
You do, but you'll go to prison for life if you...

You do, but you'll go to prison for life if you utter even one.

I wish I was a world renowned chef.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2014, 03:21 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
He did, but then he quit music and became a...

He did, but then he quit music and became a televangelist.

I wish I had 20/20 vision
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2014, 03:06 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
They are but only because they're so stabbable ...

They are but only because they're so stabbable

I wish i wasn't an annoying noob flooding the boards.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2014, 03:01 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
Granted. However, all your organs are outside of...

Granted. However, all your organs are outside of your body
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2014, 02:58 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
Granted, but you're so big that you never get...

Granted, but you're so big that you never get laid again.

I wish i could travel the world
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2014, 02:48 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
You have a lovely meeting but now the space time...

You have a lovely meeting but now the space time continuum is screwed up and the present is overrun by giant spiders.

I wish i had the world's biggest record collection

Briks, granted but now...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2014, 02:11 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
Now I'm thinking Silence of the Lambs "would...

Now I'm thinking Silence of the Lambs

"would you **** me? I'd **** me"
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2014, 02:00 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
That's cool, but they're all incredibly loose. ...

That's cool, but they're all incredibly loose.

I wish I didn't need money.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-28-2014, 12:04 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
No problem, just kick this puppy to death first! ...

No problem, just kick this puppy to death first!

I wish I was more assertive
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-27-2014, 11:05 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By hate paper doll
You can, but only if you abstain from water. ...

You can, but only if you abstain from water.

I wish we could never grow old.
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