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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-14-2015, 09:56 AM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Because you will only bump yourself.

Because you will only bump yourself.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-18-2015, 01:20 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Because you can get it up ...

Because you can get it up ...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-06-2015, 12:42 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
This aint about me. It's about you. :pimp:

This aint about me. It's about you. :pimp:
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-06-2015, 12:37 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Cause I need a sugar momma and you broke.

Cause I need a sugar momma and you broke.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-06-2015, 10:14 AM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Because you come home smelling like dead people.

Because you come home smelling like dead people.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-05-2015, 10:39 AM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Because I'm not down with all the **** you did at...

Because I'm not down with all the **** you did at band camp.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-04-2015, 09:31 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Expects me to leave him shake..

Expects me to leave him shake..
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-04-2015, 09:22 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Your GMO weed contaminates my organic weed.

Your GMO weed contaminates my organic weed.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-22-2015, 11:52 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
You make airplane noises with your utensils when...

You make airplane noises with your utensils when we eat breakfast.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-22-2015, 08:48 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
If her personality stayed the same I'd definitely...

If her personality stayed the same I'd definitely hit her.

:shycouch: (before Lil reads)
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-16-2015, 10:44 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Because JWB. :P

Because JWB. :P
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-16-2015, 10:32 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Because you won't shave your man boobs and I...

Because you won't shave your man boobs and I can't stop staring. Too perky.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-09-2015, 08:29 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Because it's not okay to come home drunk and tag...

Because it's not okay to come home drunk and tag me while I'm sleeping.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-09-2015, 12:59 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Knocked out by boobs during sex.. It was funny...

Knocked out by boobs during sex.. It was funny the first time, not anymore :(
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-07-2015, 11:13 AM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Your breasts are starting to sag.

Your breasts are starting to sag.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-06-2015, 02:05 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
You treat your morning wood like a 5 year with...

You treat your morning wood like a 5 year with actions figures. I'm sick of being woken up to sound effects and voice acting.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-31-2015, 12:12 AM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Lied about knocking over a rolling rack of...

Lied about knocking over a rolling rack of clothes at work. We all know you were tipping it onto a fat person. I can't be with a liar.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-30-2015, 11:31 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Scared of what you intend on using the menstruum...

Scared of what you intend on using the menstruum on.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-19-2015, 08:28 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Likes over the top fake a$$ action movies. ...

Likes over the top fake a$$ action movies.

http://xspblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/owl_yarly.jpg
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-19-2015, 12:43 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
I do like some Lifetime movies. They're...

I do like some Lifetime movies. They're believable like long episodes of Law and Order.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 11:36 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
You're such a bitch your knuckles don't leave...

You're such a bitch your knuckles don't leave bruises when we rough house. To quote Arnold, "girlyman".
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-16-2015, 03:17 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Because I caught you masturbating to the pain...

Because I caught you masturbating to the pain olympics.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-14-2015, 04:18 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Is capable of rubbing his chin against his balls...

Is capable of rubbing his chin against his balls and makes me feel useless.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-14-2015, 12:47 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
Makes me shave and complains i'm ugly bald. No...

Makes me shave and complains i'm ugly bald. No winning with this chick.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-08-2015, 11:48 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,979
Posted By DwnWthVwls
You ruined all my flower beds when you were...

You ruined all my flower beds when you were drunk, and get sad when I can't fulfill unreasonable requests.
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