Hi Paul.
I'm looking for someone named Paul to sponsor me in my upcoming athletic competition. As you can see in my photo, I usually spend most of my time in the gym. Anyway, since our needs are mutual, I figure if you could donate 50 dollars as my sponsor, I could let you use this picture for your album. If you want to photoshop a tan on me, that's fine. The only reason I look so white is because I was spending all my time getting women. At the gym.
So please let me know if this will work for you.