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Freebase Dali · 02-13-2011, 02:34 PM

So I downloaded Resident Evil 5 and I gotta say... I'm not impressed.
I know I'm a little late on it, but still.
When did the RE franchise get so predictable?

Here is a rundown:
- cutscene
- a couple zombies
- a lot of zombies
- cutscene
- boss
- cutscene
- a couple zombies
- a lot of zombies
- something comes out of a few zombies
- cutscene
- boss
- cutscene
- something comes out of a lot of zombies
- more zombies
- cutscene
- boss
- cutscene
- etc, etc...

It's not fun like that.
And Sheva, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. THERE ISN'T ROOM FOR 500 ZOMBIES PLUS YOU, ALL UP ON MY SHIT, 24/7. It impedes my ability to run away, due to there never being enough bullets and health items around.

And the machete is a joke.
You'd probably deal out more damage with a well-placed ho slap.

Bring puzzles back, too.

02-13-2011, 02:34 PM	#2899 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	So I downloaded Resident Evil 5 and I gotta say... I'm not impressed. I know I'm a little late on it, but still. When did the RE franchise get so predictable? Here is a rundown: - cutscene - a couple zombies - a lot of zombies - cutscene - boss - cutscene - a couple zombies - a lot of zombies - something comes out of a few zombies - cutscene - boss - cutscene - something comes out of a lot of zombies - more zombies - cutscene - boss - cutscene - etc, etc... It's not fun like that. And Sheva, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. THERE ISN'T ROOM FOR 500 ZOMBIES PLUS YOU, ALL UP ON MY SHIT, 24/7. It impedes my ability to run away, due to there never being enough bullets and health items around. And the machete is a joke. You'd probably deal out more damage with a well-placed ho slap. Bring puzzles back, too.