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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali
So I downloaded Resident Evil 5 and I gotta say... I'm not impressed.
I know I'm a little late on it, but still.
When did the RE franchise get so predictable?
Here is a rundown:
- cutscene
- a couple zombies
- a lot of zombies
- cutscene
- boss
- cutscene
- a couple zombies
- a lot of zombies
- something comes out of a few zombies
- cutscene
- boss
- cutscene
- something comes out of a lot of zombies
- more zombies
- cutscene
- boss
- cutscene
- etc, etc...
It's not fun like that.
And Sheva, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. THERE ISN'T ROOM FOR 500 ZOMBIES PLUS YOU, ALL UP ON MY SHIT, 24/7. It impedes my ability to run away, due to there never being enough bullets and health items around.
And the machete is a joke.
You'd probably deal out more damage with a well-placed ho slap.
Bring puzzles back, too.
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I was never much of a fan of RE puzzles.
video game stories in general are mostly so generic that I usually skip them entirely(if the game allows me to), and RE5 is no exception.
they really didn't expand pretty much anything from RE4, save making it easier(partner with gun, instead of being helpless). I didn't play the co-op but I doubt it's anything revelatory.