I grow veggies, just so I can murder their asses....I make the potatoes watch, as I cut the carrots into tiny pieces....
Then I put the potatoes on the grill, and listen to their skin sizzle...as I laugh my evil laugh.
Tomatoes, I just eat raw, in front of their brothers and sisters....and give them the evil eye, and say..."you're next"!
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What are all these red and blue wires under my skin?
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